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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · Sep 1

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ I'm 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲, and I've c-come
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ to terms with my own
‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎‎ death...!

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 23h

“ To one of your 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 clients, this is a real chance for me... ”

🌙 ━ #KnightsOfGuinevere | #parodybsky | #mvrp

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Penned by Pie

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 23h

... N... No?

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 3d

Um, say... I... I needed to ask you something...

I got a few bucks piled up, and um... I wanted to ask y... you! You, yeah!

If you wanted to go get something nice to drink? L... like a milkshake? For fr... free!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 3d

I hope I make that clear e.. enuff, because you really are!

And, now that I said you are my favorite, eheheh... we can be the two best dogs around!

[ Olive's tail wags even faster even at the mention of such idea. ]

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 3d

O... Of course! I'm glad that got you back in your paws!

[ They comment, snuzzling their face into your paw at the petting... ]

Patchie, seriously... y-you REALLY are a good boyo, deep down!

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 14d

[Oh, their tail wags even faster! Thudding against you, and their eyes sparkle...]

C-Closest friend?! Wowie! I feel like I'm the coolest dog 'round t-town!

To be sincere, um... having so many friends, it's kinda hard to have ONE favorite, ya know...? So d-don't tell anyone, but you're my favorite!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 14d

H-happy Sociopath Sunday, Patches!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 16d

Ooh! Umm, w-well, wowie... that's too fancy for a dog like me!

... the type that eats bugs and, um... rolls over in dirt, but, maybe it would fit you better, Mr. Patchie!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 16d

N-noo! I think my name is Olive Higgins!

There's no Mx, see...?

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 16d

... what does Mx Higgins mean...?

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 17d

pie✦

(for all the moots who make other parody accs to follow and support me, I can never thank you enough)

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 17d

D-Dog came down from the heavens and told me it'll rain tonight!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 17d

Also, err... b-because I kinda have just been hanging out with you, I should notice if something's off, right? That's w-what my furend senses are for!

[Olive looks away, slowly laying down on your lap, their eyes closing.]

But, n-not many people really have time to hang out with me, except you!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 17d

[Well, their tail wags at least! Seems that answer satisfied them, they slowly grab your paw and put it on their head again, their hair is... a mess, to say the least.]

Y-You don't have to talk about these feelings, ya'nno? If I can help in any way, I will be there, Patchie!

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🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 17d

W-Well, I can barely keep my eyes wide open for more than 3 seconds, so...

But! I am feeling purrfect! P-Patchie has been hanging out with me, and it's a super duper fun experience! M-maybe you should come, too?

Unless you have something prepared, I know how busy cats can get!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 18d

N-not really! I-I didn't take it to heart, so it's f-fine!

【They Are shaking violently】

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 18d

Someone online s-said this image represented me w-well...

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 18d

[Well, after a good 20 seconds, Olive blinks...]

G-gosh darn it, hehe... you won! I really need to get better at that...

... so, um, let's talk about something else! Besides me sucking at staring competitions, how are you today?

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 18d

[An accidental staring competition starts! They stare at you, doing nothing, except... breathing?]

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 18d

[A staring competition accidentally starts! They stare at you with nothing going on their head.]

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · 24d

Y-Yup!

【They lean into the petting, stuffing their face on your paw...】

Patchie, if there's... anything, y-you're feeling stressed about, can you let me k-know first? Pretty please with bacon on top?

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · Sep 9

Y-YAAAYY! Come here, y-you!

【Unpredictably (maybe not so much?) Olive starts licking Patches gently, eugh... they pull back after like 12 seconds.】

I-I knew you would never lie to m-me! Or I would be really upset and cry! And die! From a h-heart attack!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · Sep 9

(lowkey Hollymaxxing here LMFAOOOO)

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · Sep 8

Okay, h-how about you write that type of information in a diary? S-so you're always up to date.

Besides, y-you could always make a quick buck based off certain activities! I e-even made 2 bucks and 40 cents with my um... baking business!

🫒 — 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗶𝗻𝘀 @apurrfectending.bsky.social · Sep 8

(NOOO youre an amazing writer.... dont cut off your hands.... unless you really want to get into character)

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