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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 1d

“ To one of your 𝙉𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙔 clients, this is a real chance for me... ”

🌙 ━ #KnightsOfGuinevere | #parodybsky | #mvrp

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 3m

ARE YOU STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[ yelling as she kicks her feet in the ground, petting her phone to make sure it's Okay . ]

it's the searching engine ........

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 6m

[ launching herself down and grabbing her phone like it was the president ]

UGHH come ON WHY UDIDNT YOU GOOGLE IT UP BEFORE SAYING IT BUDDY

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 10m

YOU. DIDNT KNOW??

DUDE

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 21m

[ ... slowly pulling out her phone, trying her best to not implode laughing . giving him the phone after searching up the meaning of the word gooning ]

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 27m

“ Yeah! Ya know, they're like one of these... uh, toys you found in stores! ”

[ She does a little 'putting egg in water and watching it grow before cracking' motion. ]

“ That you have to grow, ya'nnow? Never seen what kinda baby comes from em', though... ”

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 28m

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT WORD MEANS

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 51m

pie

(feels nice to balance a pinned between likes and reposts... like dude WHY CANT SOME OF YALL DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!)

Reposted by 'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲

* lone prince @reclusei.bsky.social · 1h

* I PASSED OUT HOURS AGO,
* I'M SADDER THAN YOU'LL EVER KNOW.

< temp pinned >
< adult fluffsei >
< original acc is @scarfprince.isfluffy.fyi >

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 1h

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 11h

* ( Isn't aware of any other meaning of the word )

My boogiemen LOVE gooning.

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Reposted by 'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲

𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 11h

* ( Isn't aware of any other meaning of the word )

My boogiemen LOVE gooning.

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 1h

“ What? Pssh, no! Pipis are the blue little eggs! Some guy I've met before in a dumpster has a weird obsession with em', which, is kinda funny. ”

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Reposted by 'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲

✧ hollow light . @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 7h

god, i am so tired of being strong. i want to be soft and safe and held.

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 13h

(WE SHOULD HAVE MORE INTS definitely yess)

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 14h

pie

(godd I want to so bad but idk if that would fit in :sob: Frankie is a sweetheart when she wants to be and I NEED to show that to someone)

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 14h

“ CUDDLE ME! ”

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 14h

“ Sometimes when I disobey the big boss he likes to beat me up with an eletric stick. ”

Reposted by 'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲

✱ frisk. @buttcrscotch.bsky.social · 17h

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 16h

“ I think that's cool as shit, man... I really wish I could do something as cool as that! With, my voice, at least! I've been told I'm a pretttyy good impersonator once or twice, if that counts... ”

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 16h

[ She looks up at the petting, scratching her head before waving her long hair around, chuckling. ]

“ Huh, I figured I'M supposed to be petting you! ”

[ Frankie rubs your head a little as well, big ol' smile with closed eyes in her face. ]

“ So, you speak in uh... those little, music tunes? ”

ᴍʏ ᴘʟᴜᴇʏ! @meowike.bsky.social · 16h

⠀⠀﹙ a shrug - briefly, an ever hushed sniff-laugh came through the head's fabric before his paw took it back in a welcoming gesture. it reached back out, patting her head once the cig was back in his lips.

⠀⠀what an odd lightner... maintenance squad, judging by the clothes. ﹚

⠀⠀♬♫～

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 18h

“ Woah-- me? I mean, sure, whatever... usually Sparky's the one that smokes around the workplace. ”

[ Frankie takes the cig, slowly bringing it to her mouth, taking a puff and then blowing it. ]

“ Meh, not my type, really, you want it back, kitty? ”

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 17h

“ Maybe I am! I mean, I have no idea what some people's ideas of 'pretty' is, but ya'nnow, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder! So, don't really matter. ”

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 17h

“ Jeez, I'm real pretty! ”

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 18h

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 20h

“ ... The part where I said you were the only villain I've met? ”

[ Whistling, ready for this fraud to say something annoying... ]

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'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 20h

“ Not the talkative type? ”

[ She probably doesn't mind that, better than the scolding she receives. ]

[ To signal that, she gives a thumbs up as well! ]

ᴍʏ ᴘʟᴜᴇʏ! @meowike.bsky.social · 20h

⠀⠀﹙ local backstage mascot man taking it with an audible sigh, tipping the cat head over to take it into his mouth easily.

⠀⠀he pulled out a tv-time antique lighter he'd refilled on his own, clicking it twice- then finally getting enough to puff a heavy blow of smoke.

⠀⠀there's the thumbs-up. ﹚

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 21h

[ ... Slowly popping a cigarette out of a pack before sliding it in her hat and litting it up without saying a word. ]

'ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ, ᴍᴀɴ!' - 𝗙𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗸𝗶𝗲 @frankiely.bsky.social · 20h

“ C... come on man, I had to take YOU serious! ”

[ She keeps cackling a little, looking to the side as she tries to contain the laughter. ]

“ It's true! Some parts of it, I mean... ”

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