Busting it Down in my Mind Palace
@arachnojorts.bsky.social
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I’m gonna scromit. If you know me in real life - no you don’t.
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I think competition swimmers just do that because they never grew out of being a sperm
Sprayed liquid ass in the open casket to watch her grandkids cry twice as hard
I’d like to start this blowjob with a land acknowledgment
I have to get wildlife rehabilitation certified for when my furry friends inevitable go through their homeless phase (kicked out the big polycule for real this time)
When I say I don’t have enough spoons for work today I am not referring to my chronic illness. I have run out of cocaine.
Every ethnicity should have its own archetype of breakfast. Gimme the Guatemalan
Someone PLEASE put a packer on me for my open casket
Looking for a couple to play in the same room with

(It’s Magic: the Gathering Commander)
There once was a babe from Detroit
Crossed the pond for cock to exploit
Her snatch she clamped down
And the fellows they frowned
Bloody ‘ell they exclaimed: “too toight”
There once was a Queer from Brazil
Who started each night with a pill
With a pep in their step
They thanked god for PrEP
Cause nowadays AIDS doesn’t kill
There once was a boy from Iceland
Whose cousin said “give me a hand”
A job he had got, and a cousin to frot
“Now open your mouth for a grand”
There once was a lass from Belgium
Fancied horses for being well-hung
Now she has wrote
For she’s bruised down her throat
“It hurts for me to yell ‘yum’”
There once was a man from Chicago
Who sought strange at Mar a Lago
He found no sweet sensation
Just Epstein documentation
He cried “I’m done with Hotel, Trivago”
There once was a lass from Rochester
Her yeasty vag set to fester
She sent RIT for a quick spot of seed
And OH how those boys would bless her
If I should have to show my driver’s license to buy alcohol I should have to show my expired meds to buy a gun
My woman got a pussy like the La Brea Tar Pits
The Wordle having a sound on completion has ended more careers than sexual assault allegations
Claire’s could revive the American Mall economy by inventing a gun for in-store vasectomies.
Nonono I CAN say Clanker, my girlfriend is a chatbot!
Imagine calling Bob Marley “Robert”