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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · 11h

I think competition swimmers just do that because they never grew out of being a sperm

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · 24d

Sprayed liquid ass in the open casket to watch her grandkids cry twice as hard

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Sep 17

Lusty cyborg girl who says Hawk 3a

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Sep 17

I’d like to start this blowjob with a land acknowledgment

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Sep 9

The female prostate

Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 31

I have to get wildlife rehabilitation certified for when my furry friends inevitable go through their homeless phase (kicked out the big polycule for real this time)

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 31

When I say I don’t have enough spoons for work today I am not referring to my chronic illness. I have run out of cocaine.

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 30

Every ethnicity should have its own archetype of breakfast. Gimme the Guatemalan

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 29

Someone PLEASE put a packer on me for my open casket

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 29

You do have to be STI tested tho

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 29

Looking for a couple to play in the same room with

(It’s Magic: the Gathering Commander)

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 27

There once was a babe from Detroit
Crossed the pond for cock to exploit
Her snatch she clamped down
And the fellows they frowned
Bloody ‘ell they exclaimed: “too toight”

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 27

There once was a Queer from Brazil
Who started each night with a pill
With a pep in their step
They thanked god for PrEP
Cause nowadays AIDS doesn’t kill

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 27

There once was a boy from Iceland
Whose cousin said “give me a hand”
A job he had got, and a cousin to frot
“Now open your mouth for a grand”

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 27

There once was a lass from Belgium
Fancied horses for being well-hung
Now she has wrote
For she’s bruised down her throat
“It hurts for me to yell ‘yum’”

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Busting it Down in my Mind Palace @arachnojorts.bsky.social · Aug 27

There once was a man from Chicago
Who sought strange at Mar a Lago
He found no sweet sensation
Just Epstein documentation
He cried “I’m done with Hotel, Trivago”

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