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ArchedEyebrow

@archedeyebrow.bsky.social

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Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2h

If the GOP lawmakers had consciences they would have never let Trump get away with even half of what they've waved through so far.
Theu have shown time and again that their only interest is self-interest.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 6h

Laura Loomer is not the hero America wants.
But perhaps she is the hero America needs.
PMSL.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h

Another successful op by the imaginary Anitifa Special Forces.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h

Maybe we tap into our deep historical roots...?

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h

It's as if there's no such thing as a free 747.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 13h

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h

Steph's bread is buttered on both sides...

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h

Look on the bright side... The sooner the Trump-made economic disaster occurs, the sooner we can all move past Trumpism and back to sanity.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h

Couldn't agree more. Good on the Nobel Committee for refusing to its knee to the Mango Mussolini.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h

How good are your ketchup dodging skills...?
#NobelPeacePrize

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 14h

Yes, to get a Congressional resolution passed. But while Speaker Johnson could block swearing in Adelita through procedural means, he/Trump will likely want to avoid being so brazen and will leave Congress in recess.
One of their many sycophantic institutions may create an award for Trump instead.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 16h

They are completely incapable of feeling embarassed by their own blatant sycophancy, aren't they.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 16h

I made the below prediction 3 months ago.
Today a Republican lawmaker announced that he’s working on a resolution to create and award Donald Trump a Congressional Peace Prize, following the Nobel committee's decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to someone else.
#Trump #MAGA #NobelPeacePrize

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 18h

Not quite "beyond #parody" 😉
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 18h

How can a post I clearly tagged as "#parody" be "misinformation"...?
How can a Parliamentary Sports Club which literally just registered itself as a lobbying group NOT be seeking to influence govt policy...?
I accept that you don't find it funny. I too don't find gambling industry influence funny.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Well that explains the latest SportsBet ad.
#parody #auspol #parliamentarysportsclub

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

I've staked some money on the latest surefire bet from Canberra.
#AusPol #gambling #parliamentarysportsclub

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

The other members of the Parliamentary Sports Club must surely take an ethical stance now and resign their memberships in protest against the gambling sponsors' blatant over-reach.
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

"Hell hath no fury" ... like a Liberal Party Senator forcibly removed from the public teet.
😉

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

For someone who claims she's concerned about her reptutation, Linda Reynolds certainly seems to do a LOT of things which damage her reputation.
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2d

You could always pop into Antifa's local recruitment office.
Just be sure not to tell them about your bone spurs.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2d

Great album, great band back then, and STILL a great band with the charismatic Steve Balbi out front as vocalist.
Some of the most fun gigs I've been to in the past 10 years.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2d

I hope these "24-hour watch parties" ordered a looooooot of pizzas.
Because those chicks are weeks away from taking flight.