ArchedEyebrow
banner
archedeyebrow.bsky.social
ArchedEyebrow
@archedeyebrow.bsky.social
Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)
Hey Pauline, you attention-seeking oxygen thief...
Here's a genuine Aussie slang description of your stale stunt, once again dividing Australia and dog-whistling the rightwing nutjobs who maintain your privileged lifestyle leeching off taxpayer subsidies as you defile our Senate.
#AusPol
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Malvern corflute suppliers are celebrating their windfall tonight following news that the Liberal Party has preselected Amelia Hamer to be their local candidate.
#AusPol
November 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"The Art of the Deal" - Ukraine Edition.
#parody #Trump #MAGA
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Looks like we may be in for another truncated Test Match.
Are BBL and the IPL leaching into the more strategic form of the game?
#cricket #Ashes
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Mitch Stark - 7 wickets conceding only 58 runs on Day 1 of an #Ashes Series.
Congratulations on a brilliant bowling display!
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The creative inspiration for Trump's latest insult to female journalists has been traced.
#MAGA
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I suspect Albo only pretended to be sad when he dodged the bullet of hypocritically hosting COP31.
(Protesters would have had a field day shaming Australia as supplyer of the carbon that other nations put into atmosphere.)
Let's see whether he's prepared to put our money where his mouth is. #AusPol
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by ArchedEyebrow
We all know this is what the Trump administration means when they say they’ll release the Epstein Files, right?
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Wind farms are unsightly!" proclaim critics of renewables.
But they seem strangely unconcerned about the visual impact of coal mines.
#NetZero
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
After cutting more than 1100 jobs at the CSIRO over the past two years, Albo's going to have to revise his "Future Made in Australia" policy.
#AusPol
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Pauline Hanson's new social media ads are refreshingly honest.
#AusPol #parody
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What do Liberal Party "moderates" EXPECT us to think of them, after decades of watching them stand for nothing and bend over for everything...?
#AusPol
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Sussan Ley has received her orders from on high.
#AusPol
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 AM
The shysters in the LNP bang on about electricity affordability, but in the next breath, say taxpayers should spend BILLIONS to create nuclear reactors, the single MOST EXPENSIVE form of electricity available!
Make it make sense.
#AusPol
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Here's what happened to the Epstein files.
#Trump
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Now that the Liberal Party has ditched Net Zero, we are going to see the MOTHER OF ALL DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGNS from organisations ADVANCE and News Corp.
Unfortunately, history (e.g. "The Voice") has shown how relentless misinformation will sway the electorate in favour of lies.
#AusPol
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
#BREAKING : One Nation policy strategists in crisis talks discussing how to become even more opposed to Net Zero than the Liberal and National Parties are.
#AusPol #parody
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
#BREAKING : Pauline Hanson reportedly distraught at Liberal Party's theft of yet another One Nation policy.
#AusPol #parody
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Right wing nutters across Australia celebrate the Liberal Party's decision to finally come clean on the fact that it never really supported Net Zero in the first place.
#AusPol #NetZero
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The COALition's shared values.
#parody #AusPol #NetZero
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
#BREAKING: Picture leaked from today's Liberal Party policy meeting.
#AusPol
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
#BREAKING: Liberal Party meets to decide whether to continue to pretend to support Net Zero, or admit that it never has.
#AusPol
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Democratic Party gambling over the Affordable Healthcare Act... one week after a groundswell of popular support led them to sweep the board in elections across the USA.
#dems #schumer #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
For those wishing to better understand the key differences between the Liberal Party's Moderate and Rightwing Factions, here is a handy primer ... based on the actual votes made by their members during the last time they were in power.
#AusPol
November 10, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Liberal Party Senator Jane Hume says she should have sprung mandatory "return to office" requirements on the public service AFTER being re-elected.
This would be consistent with the party's usual approach of keeping unpopular policies secret until Australians are unable to stop them.
#AusPol
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM