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Sole survivor of a tragic botoxing overdose, The Arched Eyebrow is a well-meming citizen dedicated to fighting corruption, injustice, inequality, greed, disinformation & parlous media standards through the power of parody :)

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 47m

I've staked some money on the latest surefire bet from Canberra.
#AusPol #gambling #parliamentarysportsclub

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 7h

The other members of the Parliamentary Sports Club must surely take an ethical stance now and resign their memberships in protest against the gambling sponsors' blatant over-reach.
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 7h

"Hell hath no fury" ... like a Liberal Party Senator forcibly removed from the public teet.
😉

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 8h

For someone who claims she's concerned about her reptutation, Linda Reynolds certainly seems to do a LOT of things which damage her reputation.
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 9h

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 22h

You could always pop into Antifa's local recruitment office.
Just be sure not to tell them about your bone spurs.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Great album, great band back then, and STILL a great band with the charismatic Steve Balbi out front as vocalist.
Some of the most fun gigs I've been to in the past 10 years.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

I hope these "24-hour watch parties" ordered a looooooot of pizzas.
Because those chicks are weeks away from taking flight.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Was this Queensland man wearing a large cowboy hat and denying any Lebanese heritage?

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Don't be so selfish.
There are fascist Argentinean Regimes that need Trump more than Americans need jobs, healthcare and a functioning economy.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

I'm confident the US will reliably find a way to once again retain Trump as their chief felony facilitator, escaping any consequences for his crimes.
That's why it's known as "the Land of the Free".

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 1d

Now we know why ol' "Winkie" was retained in her high-paying role by the current government.
That is: she can be relied on to hide and obfuscate for any major party. #AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 2d

A little accountability for managerial incompetence would be nice. #AusPol

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Turnbull was such a disappointing Prime Minister.
After all his fine speeches, turned out to be an empty suit.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Adults from red states who've lost their jobs, amassed debts, can't feed their families or afford health care, fed BS nightly by Fox, offered hefty sign-on bonuses to take out their frustrations on the people they blame for their woes.
MAGA has the perfect fascist recruitment system going.
#ICE

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

ICE guy sprays his fellow ICE goons.
ICE goon immediately aims his assault rifle at *citizen's* car.
Terrorist Toy Soldiers.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

I was mostly paid to do it for years.
Now I work for myself and mostly say no to clients who want me to do it - I have a kind of PTSD about long flights, jet lag, being away from family, etc.
We can claim the cost as a tax deduction against our income but I realise it's not as good as being paid.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Very good advice.
Today on Reddit I got downvoted x100 for pointing out that an image showing a rightwing misdeed had actually been faked. I even explained how it had been faked and how others could verify that for themselves.
Posting disinfo helps evil people shelter behind "both sides" excuses.

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 3d

Not sure if you'll consider it as analogous, but as an international business person I was regularly required to travel to multiple countries to attend meetings.
I didn't enjoy it, but it was that or find another job that didn't require it.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 4d

I have an alternative theory...

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 4d

Alternative Theory: "The Liberal Party being utter shit at governing caused them to take a record beating at the polls".
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 4d

I hereby award Scott Morrison...
#AusPol

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ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 4d

Fuck Mitch McConnell. All that has transpired is squarely on HIM.

ArchedEyebrow @archedeyebrow.bsky.social · 4d

Our age may be common, but our excellent musical taste is not!
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