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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝙥𝙤𝙚𝙩, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙. 🜲.
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𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝘆𝗼𝘂
𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙚,

𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗲𝗶 𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗮𝗶
𝙤𝙝 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙.
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𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨,
𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮,

𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝗜 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻'
𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨!
archieserased.bsky.social
// i'll see you all later i have to listen to john mulaney as i work
archieserased.bsky.social
// dont worry ill be boomeranging back to you soon enough
archieserased.bsky.social
// girl my bestie i have been into welcome home since 2023 unfortunately i latch onto certain fandoms and things and then cycle thru them. sonic is ALWAYS in the back of my head unfortunately
archieserased.bsky.social
// paws dragged me on unfortunately i cannot say i will be here long my current fixation has been on puppet horrors
archieserased.bsky.social
[ sighs. turns away. ]

do it quickly. and off castle grounds.
archieserased.bsky.social
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is it too late to put you up for adoption, or do we have to lock in here
archieserased.bsky.social
tragedy, truly.

they could have been wonderful bastards. i could have paid child support and hush money.
desirxedserenity.bsky.social
DAMN IT

We could’ve had beautiful children 🥀
archieserased.bsky.social
no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.
archieserased.bsky.social
no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.
desirxedserenity.bsky.social
Alright guys pack it up

The pregnancy police told us nobody can get pregnant anymore

🥀
archieserased.bsky.social
yeah but they didnt say i cant get pregnant technically so. hey
archieserased.bsky.social
yeah sorry it extends to all of us. no royal pregnancies unless they're absolutely entirely needed.
archieserased.bsky.social
not allowed to get anyone pregnant anymore.
archieserased.bsky.social
( Ugh, a problem at every corner . . ( 💢 ) )
archieserased.bsky.social
// making some juicy lore with the besties 😋
archieserased.bsky.social
[ She knows this exact trick, and yet . . she glances back, dropping the act. ]

. . alright, I'll bite just this once. What are you on about this time? And it had better not be another lame attempt at . . anything you usually do.
antisonic.bsky.social
[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Always so dramatic. it's like you aren't even a BIIIT curious. I wasn't talkin' romantical attraction, Princess.

[ An attempt to spark her curiosity... ]
archieserased.bsky.social
How terrible for me. I'll never survive without you. Please, break my heart softer.

[ Dramatically throwing a hand over her forehead as she turns to walk away! ]