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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝙥𝙤𝙚𝙩, 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙙. 🜲.

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 10

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𝗦𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙮 𝘆𝗼𝘂
𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝙃𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙜𝙪𝙚,

𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗲𝗶 𝗼𝗵 𝗹𝗮𝗶
𝙤𝙝 𝙇𝙤𝙧𝙙.

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₊ ⊹┊ 𝗣𝗜𝗫𝗘𝗟. @nightsiderush.bsky.social · Apr 23

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𝗥𝗶𝗱𝗶𝗻' 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨,
𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮,

𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
𝗜 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣, 𝘄𝗲'𝗿𝗲 𝗿𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻'
𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨!

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

// i'll see you all later i have to listen to john mulaney as i work

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

// dont worry ill be boomeranging back to you soon enough

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

// SUCK UP !!!!!!

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

// girl my bestie i have been into welcome home since 2023 unfortunately i latch onto certain fandoms and things and then cycle thru them. sonic is ALWAYS in the back of my head unfortunately

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

// paws dragged me on unfortunately i cannot say i will be here long my current fixation has been on puppet horrors

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

// HAIIIII I'VE BEEN HERE LOL /LH

ׂ╰┈➤ 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚜 ◖𝚃𝙰𝙸𝙻𝚂◗ 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛. @highflyingtails.bsky.social · Apr 16

omg jazzys on here YAYYY//

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

[ sighs. turns away. ]

do it quickly. and off castle grounds.

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

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is it too late to put you up for adoption, or do we have to lock in here

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

tragedy, truly.

they could have been wonderful bastards. i could have paid child support and hush money.

— ✧ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 .ᐣ @desirxedserenity.bsky.social · Apr 16

DAMN IT

We could’ve had beautiful children 🥀

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

METAL SONIC YOU CAN'T BE SAYING THAT

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

WOOOOAH.

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

no, no, i can't get anyone pregnant anymore. you guys can. it's a royal rule.

— ✧ 𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝑔𝓁𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 .ᐣ @desirxedserenity.bsky.social · Apr 16

Alright guys pack it up

The pregnancy police told us nobody can get pregnant anymore

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

you can do this sonic

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

go on. you got it

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

hey, i doubt it!

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

long list of bastard babies

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

yeah but they didnt say i cant get pregnant technically so. hey

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

stars forbid i have a little fun

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

yeah sorry it extends to all of us. no royal pregnancies unless they're absolutely entirely needed.

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

bad for the royal image, supposedly.

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 16

not allowed to get anyone pregnant anymore.

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 12

( Ugh, a problem at every corner . . ( 💢 ) )

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⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 10

// making some juicy lore with the besties 😋

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 10

[ She knows this exact trick, and yet . . she glances back, dropping the act. ]

. . alright, I'll bite just this once. What are you on about this time? And it had better not be another lame attempt at . . anything you usually do.

a real scourge @antisonic.bsky.social · Apr 10

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

Always so dramatic. it's like you aren't even a BIIIT curious. I wasn't talkin' romantical attraction, Princess.

[ An attempt to spark her curiosity... ]

⚔ ┊ 𝗦𝗔𝗟 - 𝗚𝗔𝗟. @archieserased.bsky.social · Apr 10

How terrible for me. I'll never survive without you. Please, break my heart softer.

[ Dramatically throwing a hand over her forehead as she turns to walk away! ]