🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
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Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF
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ardwynna.bsky.social
A sudden handful of new follows. Guys, welcome, but this is primarily a fandom pseud. There will be talk of fanfic, 🍑 and 🍆, and sometimes some snark and even meanness. I try to be good, I'm not always nice, the weird is natural. No hard feelings if I'm not your ☕ in the long run. 🖖🏽
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ardwynna.bsky.social
No, Katydid, no tolerance for intolerance around here. You want 'peace and understanding' for someone being gleeful about genocide, go stand with the Nazis.
ardwynna.bsky.social
Geez, what a commafucking lil bitch.
ardwynna.bsky.social
Welp, don't need xray vision to see what's happening in those red shorts
ardwynna.bsky.social
Poor guy sounds like something that got stuck in the Suez Canal.
ardwynna.bsky.social
You bring nothing good into the world.
ardwynna.bsky.social
There's a specific flavor of white man that can't handle change. Completely lacking in adaptability no matter how big or small the change.
ardwynna.bsky.social
The way he looks at it like he doesn't know what to do with it 😂
ardwynna.bsky.social
Seriously?! 😃 Great to meet you!
ardwynna.bsky.social
I take them roasted in garlic. Deeeelicious
ardwynna.bsky.social
Miss Izz is doing very well at her foster home. Still under treatment for her various issues so not ready to mingle with the other fosters, but they socialize through a fence. Looks like she'll be medium to long coated when the proper nutrition kicks in. I hope we find a good home.
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koshersoul.bsky.social
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ardwynna.bsky.social
It's a bit concerning how often nowadays the appropriate response to global occurrences would be, "GFY!"
nkalamb.bsky.social
Israel is apparently demanding that if it’s gymnasts are not allowed into Indonesia for the world championships, the event should be “cancelled altogether, or transferred to an alternative host country.”

The event begins in nine days.

No thanks!
Israeli Gymnastics Federation has demanded that, if the decision to revoke the athletes' visas is not rescinded,  Worlds will be "cancelled altogether, or transferred to an alternative host country that will allow all members of the World Federation to participate."
ardwynna.bsky.social
Right? Imagime the stories those passing drivers had to tell. 🤣
ardwynna.bsky.social
She doesn't guard her dad like that. Maybe she finds the guy routine less interesting, maybe as Spouse himself put it, she figured "He a grown ass man, he can take care of himself."

(Ladybug guards Spouse, so maybe it's just delegation. Devil's really become a worthy successor to Leader. ❤️)
ardwynna.bsky.social
People know the joke abt how having a dog means you never poop alone. It's true and then some with Devil. Whichever bathroom I'm in, whatever I'm doing, she clears the others from the floor, sits in the doorway facing out and makes sure i finish in peace. She's very patient with my skincare routine.
ardwynna.bsky.social
🤣I'm tempted to try it out myself. I'm just wondering how they made out for air with the whole 'plastic bag over head' thing.
ardwynna.bsky.social
Devil refused to stay upstairs tonight. Such a howling and a scratching. She came down to the library where I'm hitting the books, curled up on the window seat and is now sleeping like a log.

She's taking her pack leader duties so seriously these days, from maintaining order to guarding mom.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social
“you’re too old for fandom” you’re just weak, this will be me in my 80s
ardwynna.bsky.social
Christofash trying to hasten the endtimes.
sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice: