🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
Old fandom has-been, Dog Mom, Typo Queen, aspiring Hobbit & head shrinker, going boldly straight to bed. 🔞 DNF
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🖖🏽Ardwynna🍷📚
@ardwynna.bsky.social
· Jun 11
A sudden handful of new follows. Guys, welcome, but this is primarily a fandom pseud. There will be talk of fanfic, 🍑 and 🍆, and sometimes some snark and even meanness. I try to be good, I'm not always nice, the weird is natural. No hard feelings if I'm not your ☕ in the long run. 🖖🏽
Tumblr ads are another level of disgusting. What part of me looks like I would be a good audience for some Christian Fundy screaming about 'alphabet false preachers' ie pro-lgbt+ female ministers. I hope a kinky-ass pride parade marches right in front of that person's 'church'.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tumblr ads are another level of disgusting. What part of me looks like I would be a good audience for some Christian Fundy screaming about 'alphabet false preachers' ie pro-lgbt+ female ministers. I hope a kinky-ass pride parade marches right in front of that person's 'church'.
Spent an evening going down the stack of torn dog beds we've accumulated over the years and stitched them all. It's not fancy needlework but it scratches the itch. Waste not, want not, more space in the laundry room, and more options for spoiled hounds.
November 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Spent an evening going down the stack of torn dog beds we've accumulated over the years and stitched them all. It's not fancy needlework but it scratches the itch. Waste not, want not, more space in the laundry room, and more options for spoiled hounds.
luca-s.com/products/cro...
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
Cross Stitch Kit Luca-S GOLD - Queen of the Sunlit Continent, B720
Size: 11.25 x 18.75 in or 29 x 48 cm Stitches: 180 x 300 Colors: 62 Threads: Luca-S 100% cotton Fabric: Zweigart Aida16 ct. 3543 checkered 43 x 62 cm Embroidery needles №26 - 2 needles, 1 needle threa...
luca-s.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 AM
luca-s.com/products/cro...
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
Still on sale. Must resist temptation. I haven't even started the Indian Princess and Tiger one yet.
State of the Ard:
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
State of the Ard:
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
Leader, WP, Duchess & Baron had 2 littermates who actually got adopted. Got word that one of them crossed the rainbow bridge yesterday. Bye, precious lady, we know you had a great life.
I'm on duty on Xmas Day. We've planned for this.
Also, help, the high school is reunioning.
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“A high value man would never date a boss babe CEO!”
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
“A high value man would never date a boss babe CEO!”
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
Umm, excuse me, this is Kermit the Frog erasure?
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EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
EZFoil is a fujoshi, pass it on
Wolf is a cute & capable malinois-ish mutt, but today she attempted a flying dismount off the couch, caught a toe on the armrest, converted to a flailing semisomersault & finished with a faceplant on the floor. She's fine, but that Descendant of Wolves may be a Descendant of Moon Moon in particular.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Wolf is a cute & capable malinois-ish mutt, but today she attempted a flying dismount off the couch, caught a toe on the armrest, converted to a flailing semisomersault & finished with a faceplant on the floor. She's fine, but that Descendant of Wolves may be a Descendant of Moon Moon in particular.
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Spouse and Devil are lightly snoring in tandem, Not So Tiny is having a very yippy dream and Baron is awake, licking his bum.
This is the rhythm of my night.
This is the rhythm of my night.
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Spouse and Devil are lightly snoring in tandem, Not So Tiny is having a very yippy dream and Baron is awake, licking his bum.
This is the rhythm of my night.
This is the rhythm of my night.
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Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Children are not therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
Wives are not therapy
Marriage is not therapy
only therapy is therapy
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
Have definitely gotten nerd-brain concentration trained in. I can read my articles and textbooks for hours at a time but it's taking me days to read a single fic because I keep wandering away every two paragraphs.
November 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Have definitely gotten nerd-brain concentration trained in. I can read my articles and textbooks for hours at a time but it's taking me days to read a single fic because I keep wandering away every two paragraphs.
Waiting for Wicked to start and feeling rather wicked myself, what with having sneaked in a quarter portion of crispy roast pork, a dozen chilli wontons, 2 crepes (ham and cheese, and dubai chocolate), skittles, twix and a little debbie snack cake. The concession popcorn and soda cost about the same
November 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Waiting for Wicked to start and feeling rather wicked myself, what with having sneaked in a quarter portion of crispy roast pork, a dozen chilli wontons, 2 crepes (ham and cheese, and dubai chocolate), skittles, twix and a little debbie snack cake. The concession popcorn and soda cost about the same
New Sanrio store opened today.
Work ran late.
Had to hit the far costco for dog food cuz near one was out.
Then gas cuz of extra miles.
Found the store. Missed the fun & giveaways.
On my way out heard, "ARE YOU A NURSE?!"
"No, but-"
Abt my 4th time rendering med aid in a parking lot.
Timing.🙏🏽
Work ran late.
Had to hit the far costco for dog food cuz near one was out.
Then gas cuz of extra miles.
Found the store. Missed the fun & giveaways.
On my way out heard, "ARE YOU A NURSE?!"
"No, but-"
Abt my 4th time rendering med aid in a parking lot.
Timing.🙏🏽
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
New Sanrio store opened today.
Work ran late.
Had to hit the far costco for dog food cuz near one was out.
Then gas cuz of extra miles.
Found the store. Missed the fun & giveaways.
On my way out heard, "ARE YOU A NURSE?!"
"No, but-"
Abt my 4th time rendering med aid in a parking lot.
Timing.🙏🏽
Work ran late.
Had to hit the far costco for dog food cuz near one was out.
Then gas cuz of extra miles.
Found the store. Missed the fun & giveaways.
On my way out heard, "ARE YOU A NURSE?!"
"No, but-"
Abt my 4th time rendering med aid in a parking lot.
Timing.🙏🏽
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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it's been one of those years pass the yaoi 🏳️🌈
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
it's been one of those years pass the yaoi 🏳️🌈
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Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
April 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
Forgot to bring in our homemade Cousin Itt from the front stoop after Halloween, so this morning I put a Santa hat on him.
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Forgot to bring in our homemade Cousin Itt from the front stoop after Halloween, so this morning I put a Santa hat on him.
You know the attachment issues and trauma responses that are going to haunt these kids. This is another stolen generation.
New ORR rules are reshaping the family reunification process - & not for the better - by demanding increasingly invasive & burdensome documentation even when reunification is clearly in a child’s best interests. The result: prolonged custody for children who have loving family ready to receive them.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You know the attachment issues and trauma responses that are going to haunt these kids. This is another stolen generation.
Seen enough manosphere talk about it being 'cute' that a girl got her degree but 'we don't care about that'. These fools don't get that they're drying up their own dating pool. If you don't care about her dreams & accomplishments, why should she care about yours?
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Seen enough manosphere talk about it being 'cute' that a girl got her degree but 'we don't care about that'. These fools don't get that they're drying up their own dating pool. If you don't care about her dreams & accomplishments, why should she care about yours?
Something I don't see addressed much in art or media, if at all, is how chameleon-like skin tone can be for ppl with parents on different points on the human color scale. Yeah, we usually turn out with a base level of melanin somewhere between the parental units, but sun exposure does so much.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Something I don't see addressed much in art or media, if at all, is how chameleon-like skin tone can be for ppl with parents on different points on the human color scale. Yeah, we usually turn out with a base level of melanin somewhere between the parental units, but sun exposure does so much.
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Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.
Ringlight reflection in people's eyes is its own weird minor distraction
November 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ringlight reflection in people's eyes is its own weird minor distraction
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Please please i need this filled asap because my lab tests is this friday :( I need my goal to reach before that time so I can still withdraw it in time :( even 5$ is very much appreciated and ill send content in return #mutualaid #SWaid #nsfw #selling
I have always had irregular period and I do not have sex btw, so being pregnant is out of the picture but ever since i was 18 my periods skip 4-5 months and I wanna get it checked cus it might be serious , im gonna open up a tip goal on throne for this #mutualaid #SWaid
I visited my doctor yesterday for a checkup and I need to do TVS and lab so they can assess me better. I might set up a tip goal for it since it’s really important. I haven’t had regular periods and it skipped for 4 months (i am NOT pregnant) which is why i need them to run tests #mutualaid
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Please please i need this filled asap because my lab tests is this friday :( I need my goal to reach before that time so I can still withdraw it in time :( even 5$ is very much appreciated and ill send content in return #mutualaid #SWaid #nsfw #selling