CEO of Beckett Mariner
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I'm over 18 -- no exact age but I'm a Navy vet
Mostly a Trek acct but other obsessions can and will be recycled like "Bold and the Beautiful" plotlines
#statrek
#allstartrek
#startrekvoyager
#boldandbeautiful
#jjba
#mha
Mostly a Trek acct but other obsessions can and will be recycled like "Bold and the Beautiful" plotlines
#statrek
#allstartrek
#startrekvoyager
#boldandbeautiful
#jjba
#mha
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Create NSFW art
Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime
Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art
This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like
Always resist oppression
Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime
Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art
This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like
Always resist oppression
July 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Create NSFW art
Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime
Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art
This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like
Always resist oppression
Porn is not evil, sex is not abhorrent, pleasure is not a crime
Even if you don't agree with all kinks doesn't mean they should be allowed to censor art
This is why we have tags and the blick button, not megacorps deciding what we can and cannot like
Always resist oppression
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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If star trek were made today, Data would be like: "I noticed your text contained a crying and laughing emoji, as well as an emoji depicting a human skull. Are you experiencing emotional distress?"
And then the rest of the crew would ruefully chuckle.
Anyway, that's patreon.com/thoughtslime
And then the rest of the crew would ruefully chuckle.
Anyway, that's patreon.com/thoughtslime
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If star trek were made today, Data would be like: "I noticed your text contained a crying and laughing emoji, as well as an emoji depicting a human skull. Are you experiencing emotional distress?"
And then the rest of the crew would ruefully chuckle.
Anyway, that's patreon.com/thoughtslime
And then the rest of the crew would ruefully chuckle.
Anyway, that's patreon.com/thoughtslime
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Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
December 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Honestly dude, AVGN isn't even in the top 200 angriest gamers I ever heard at this point.
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If you can only engage with media by way of naked (empty) praise or naked (empty) hatred, I’m just really sorry for you and your relationship with media.
Beware unloving critics & uncritical lovers alike. Neither improves, neither satisfies.
Beware unloving critics & uncritical lovers alike. Neither improves, neither satisfies.
December 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
If you can only engage with media by way of naked (empty) praise or naked (empty) hatred, I’m just really sorry for you and your relationship with media.
Beware unloving critics & uncritical lovers alike. Neither improves, neither satisfies.
Beware unloving critics & uncritical lovers alike. Neither improves, neither satisfies.
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It drives me nuts when people label my work as the "respectable" kind of queer art just because it's basically PG-13.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
The fascists are counting on you finding erotica and porn too distasteful to support. Because they always start here. And even if they ended here, sexuality and erotism are integral components of queer expression. You can't support queer creators without supporting 'nsfw' content.
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It drives me nuts when people label my work as the "respectable" kind of queer art just because it's basically PG-13.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
Bitch don't pull that nonsense, we stand up for porn in this house. Always defend the weird, ugly, uncomfortable, and cringe, because if we don't push boundaries we don't exist.
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I’m imagining after the war Shigaraki is still alive and he’s being rehabilitated, but of course the only hero he respects enough he’ll allow near him at first is Aizawa. But he gets all shy and sheepish whenever Aizawa’s leg or eye come up. Like… was that little old me? Did I do that? 🥺👉👈
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I’m imagining after the war Shigaraki is still alive and he’s being rehabilitated, but of course the only hero he respects enough he’ll allow near him at first is Aizawa. But he gets all shy and sheepish whenever Aizawa’s leg or eye come up. Like… was that little old me? Did I do that? 🥺👉👈
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I think a lot of artists (esp younger) go into commissions with the thought of them being like fun little paid requests and not freelance WORK that requires a set terms of service and buyer protection as you are WORKING and you do have formal artist-buyer relationship with your commissioner
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I think a lot of artists (esp younger) go into commissions with the thought of them being like fun little paid requests and not freelance WORK that requires a set terms of service and buyer protection as you are WORKING and you do have formal artist-buyer relationship with your commissioner
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When I traveled in China I had to get a letter from my editor confirming that I wasn’t on assignment and wouldn’t be reporting while in the country. I was also advised not to travel with pens or notebooks.
This new US rule IS MUCH WORSE
This new US rule IS MUCH WORSE
Holy shit.
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.
www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
When I traveled in China I had to get a letter from my editor confirming that I wasn’t on assignment and wouldn’t be reporting while in the country. I was also advised not to travel with pens or notebooks.
This new US rule IS MUCH WORSE
This new US rule IS MUCH WORSE
I'm so tempted to unblock Tony Goldmark just for the purpose of tagging him with his article and smacking him on the nose with it, but they given the high profile pedo in another.ation he was glazing until he couldn't any longer, it's not at all surprising he was a Mr Beast simp.
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I'm so tempted to unblock Tony Goldmark just for the purpose of tagging him with his article and smacking him on the nose with it, but they given the high profile pedo in another.ation he was glazing until he couldn't any longer, it's not at all surprising he was a Mr Beast simp.
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“Oh you just need to adjust your monitor/TV”
No get the fuck out, shut the fuck up, it’s PERFECTLY FINE for all movies made before like 2018 or something
WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Someone hire some lighting crews and take away the editing programs
No get the fuck out, shut the fuck up, it’s PERFECTLY FINE for all movies made before like 2018 or something
WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Someone hire some lighting crews and take away the editing programs
November 23, 2024 at 2:29 AM
“Oh you just need to adjust your monitor/TV”
No get the fuck out, shut the fuck up, it’s PERFECTLY FINE for all movies made before like 2018 or something
WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Someone hire some lighting crews and take away the editing programs
No get the fuck out, shut the fuck up, it’s PERFECTLY FINE for all movies made before like 2018 or something
WHAT HAPPENED!?!?
Someone hire some lighting crews and take away the editing programs
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Our monitors are made to show every conceivable color, and movies these days are made to show almost none of them.
December 24, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Our monitors are made to show every conceivable color, and movies these days are made to show almost none of them.
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my straight husband: honey, do you know what "twink death" is?
me: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT TERM???????
me: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT TERM???????
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
my straight husband: honey, do you know what "twink death" is?
me: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT TERM???????
me: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT TERM???????
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One thing those “cats using human speech buttons” videos have done for me is that whether I believe it’s legit or not, I DO make an effort to use simple sentences to explain things to my cats now
Just in case
Just in case
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
One thing those “cats using human speech buttons” videos have done for me is that whether I believe it’s legit or not, I DO make an effort to use simple sentences to explain things to my cats now
Just in case
Just in case
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Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Adding alt text to this because this is fucking amazing and everyone deserves to read it.
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Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Guys, do not use the Discord Checkpoint thing (Discord's attempt at Spotify Wrapped).
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
It requires enabling them access to scrape your data, and has an alarming amount of private data being used for it.
Make sure you have these disabled.
Ironically, the things ENT did in regards to making the show "sexy" and easing up on the stilted dialogue was designed with younger audiences in mind
And it worked since you're reading this post :)
If it brings in some teen girls into Trek, I consider it a win IMO
And it worked since you're reading this post :)
If it brings in some teen girls into Trek, I consider it a win IMO
Enterprise is better than any of this Nu Trek bullshit
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ironically, the things ENT did in regards to making the show "sexy" and easing up on the stilted dialogue was designed with younger audiences in mind
And it worked since you're reading this post :)
If it brings in some teen girls into Trek, I consider it a win IMO
And it worked since you're reading this post :)
If it brings in some teen girls into Trek, I consider it a win IMO
Gentle reminder that fans "didn't ask" for Lower Decks either
In fact, they were extremely loud in their opinion that this was going to ruin the franchise forever
In fact, they were extremely loud in their opinion that this was going to ruin the franchise forever
I have to wonder why the people running this franchise cancel everything fans like and insist on giving them something nobody asked for
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Gentle reminder that fans "didn't ask" for Lower Decks either
In fact, they were extremely loud in their opinion that this was going to ruin the franchise forever
In fact, they were extremely loud in their opinion that this was going to ruin the franchise forever
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A Star Trek show that isn't just THE NEXT FUCKING GENERATION again?!
Oh god, yes please!!!
I love TNG. But I have TNG already.
I didn't need Voyager to be TNG or Picard S3 to be TNG or Strange New Worlds to be TNG
Oh god, yes please!!!
I love TNG. But I have TNG already.
I didn't need Voyager to be TNG or Picard S3 to be TNG or Strange New Worlds to be TNG
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
A Star Trek show that isn't just THE NEXT FUCKING GENERATION again?!
Oh god, yes please!!!
I love TNG. But I have TNG already.
I didn't need Voyager to be TNG or Picard S3 to be TNG or Strange New Worlds to be TNG
Oh god, yes please!!!
I love TNG. But I have TNG already.
I didn't need Voyager to be TNG or Picard S3 to be TNG or Strange New Worlds to be TNG
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The obsession right wing folks have with old cars is strange especially given that those old cars are death traps with no safety features that we have today. An accident that a modern car can handle and lave you with some bruises and that's it would send you to the hospital in the old one.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The obsession right wing folks have with old cars is strange especially given that those old cars are death traps with no safety features that we have today. An accident that a modern car can handle and lave you with some bruises and that's it would send you to the hospital in the old one.
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I have a couple of story ideas in my queue. What would you be interested in reading?
1️⃣ Ochako reflects on her relationship with Himiko after the war.
2️⃣ Himiko breaks into the UA dorms and kills Mineta for touching Ochako.
3️⃣ Ochako gets hit by a sex pollen quirk. Himiko is there to help.
1️⃣ Ochako reflects on her relationship with Himiko after the war.
2️⃣ Himiko breaks into the UA dorms and kills Mineta for touching Ochako.
3️⃣ Ochako gets hit by a sex pollen quirk. Himiko is there to help.
December 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I have a couple of story ideas in my queue. What would you be interested in reading?
1️⃣ Ochako reflects on her relationship with Himiko after the war.
2️⃣ Himiko breaks into the UA dorms and kills Mineta for touching Ochako.
3️⃣ Ochako gets hit by a sex pollen quirk. Himiko is there to help.
1️⃣ Ochako reflects on her relationship with Himiko after the war.
2️⃣ Himiko breaks into the UA dorms and kills Mineta for touching Ochako.
3️⃣ Ochako gets hit by a sex pollen quirk. Himiko is there to help.
"Big and juicy weiners" 🤭😂
Oscar Mayer Big & Juicy Weiners (1993-circa 2004): In order to market specifically to a more adult market, Oscar Mayer released a new fleet of "extra-large, vendor-style hot dogs", developed to reflect "regional tastes" and with a major marketing blitz starring George Foreman. Check this 🧵!
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Big and juicy weiners" 🤭😂
This is the type of thing DS9 used to satirize with the Ferengi
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This is the type of thing DS9 used to satirize with the Ferengi
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Reze and Makima may be Fujimoto’s favorite characters but his least favorite has to be Yoru because there is absolutely no way he has any love in his heart for someone who loves the United States of America that much
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reze and Makima may be Fujimoto’s favorite characters but his least favorite has to be Yoru because there is absolutely no way he has any love in his heart for someone who loves the United States of America that much
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Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.