Thought Slime
@slimemildred.bsky.social
Gender fluid, among other fluids. Any/All.
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Thought Slime
@slimemildred.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Fascists will waste your time.
YouTube video by Thought Slime
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New Video:
A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way.
youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
A guide on how to speak with fascists when and if you are forced to do that, and why it is the only appropriate way.
youtu.be/tZzwO2B9b64
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Only 3 hours left on the Kickstarter! In case there is anybody left who hasn't yet but wants to:
Let's queer the internet together with .meow
a queer-owned, queer-operated non-profit with one goal: Turning internet infrastructure into community support.
www.kickstarter.com
February 17, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Only 3 hours left on the Kickstarter! In case there is anybody left who hasn't yet but wants to:
Sign of the end times
February 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Sign of the end times
A brilliant plan to rid local communities of this insidious, helpful population
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
A brilliant plan to rid local communities of this insidious, helpful population
Chat, do poor people even buy groceries?
Told you he’d just go back to telling poor people they’re stupid for not knowing how good they have it.
February 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Chat, do poor people even buy groceries?
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one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet
February 13, 2026 at 3:27 PM
one of the most frustrating things about there being “no jobs” is that we all walk around and see the work that needs to be done. our cities are crumbling, our people need help, our world is dying. there’s so much work to be done, if only it were good for the balance sheet
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Guillotines are the moderate solution
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Guillotines are the moderate solution
Literally the first episode of Star Trek is about a man in a wheelchair.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Literally the first episode of Star Trek is about a man in a wheelchair.
I feel cursed to either be slightly too cold, or way way too hot. There is no in between state.
I guess my question is this: Is it possible I have some sort of Schrödinger's thyroid condition which is both over active and under active at once until it is measured?
I guess my question is this: Is it possible I have some sort of Schrödinger's thyroid condition which is both over active and under active at once until it is measured?
February 12, 2026 at 8:14 PM
I feel cursed to either be slightly too cold, or way way too hot. There is no in between state.
I guess my question is this: Is it possible I have some sort of Schrödinger's thyroid condition which is both over active and under active at once until it is measured?
I guess my question is this: Is it possible I have some sort of Schrödinger's thyroid condition which is both over active and under active at once until it is measured?
Furthermore, the left should be thinking seriously by the dangers posed by the bogeyman
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Furthermore, the left should be thinking seriously by the dangers posed by the bogeyman
We got the beginnings of a nightmare blunt rotation
U.S. Vice President JD Vance sat with influencer and boxer Jake Paul as they watched the U.S. women’s hockey team play Finland at the Winter Olympics on Saturday.
JD Vance and Jake Paul watch U.S. women's hockey team together at the Winter Olympics
U.S. Vice President JD Vance sat with influencer and boxer Jake Paul as they watched the U.S. women’s hockey team play Finland at the Winter Olympics.
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February 7, 2026 at 11:56 PM
We got the beginnings of a nightmare blunt rotation
They're seriously trying the "actually it's good to be a pedophile" defense now.
Over on X, the Everything App, serious conservative thinker Dinesh D'Souza shared a video of an AI-generated woman on a fake podcast he seemingly thought was real, telling the audience that young women should get with older men. Dude, wtf?
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 AM
They're seriously trying the "actually it's good to be a pedophile" defense now.
The past week has felt like the end of They Live except everyone's like "actually I always knew about the aliens and it's not a big deal."
February 5, 2026 at 11:46 PM
The past week has felt like the end of They Live except everyone's like "actually I always knew about the aliens and it's not a big deal."
look at him with his No I'm Not A Human npc lookin' ass
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
look at him with his No I'm Not A Human npc lookin' ass
I took a crack at her in my latest video, and a bunch of crybaby comments were like "You two have 99% the same views, why are you so mean? 😭😭"
I remember I got SO much shit for saying we shouldnt rehabilitate Shoehead until you saw actual changes on reactionary positions. SO much shit.
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I took a crack at her in my latest video, and a bunch of crybaby comments were like "You two have 99% the same views, why are you so mean? 😭😭"
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You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Wasn't me
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Wasn't me
I was confused at first why Miller would say these things, but then I realized he meant that it's bad that "the west" (allegedly) does this.
Translated "it's fine if they're slaves or indentured servants"
January 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I was confused at first why Miller would say these things, but then I realized he meant that it's bad that "the west" (allegedly) does this.
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Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong
Just a thought
Just a thought
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong
Just a thought
Just a thought
I told you guys about Batman dog
A man dressed as Batman attended a Santa Clara city council meeting in California, urging officials to stop cooperating with ICE, as immigration enforcement faces growing public backlash.
January 31, 2026 at 3:36 PM
I told you guys about Batman dog
Truly shocked by how much people seemed to like my hair and fit in the latest video. I've never received so much commentary on how I look, positive or negative before, and I kinda don't know what to do with it.
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Truly shocked by how much people seemed to like my hair and fit in the latest video. I've never received so much commentary on how I look, positive or negative before, and I kinda don't know what to do with it.
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This machine yub nubs fascists.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This machine yub nubs fascists.
In 2026, no idea is too stupid to be off the table anymore
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
In 2026, no idea is too stupid to be off the table anymore
I love having a business credit card, because it means that each time I have a recurring business expense the card will stop working because it assumes, for some reason, this payment I have made several dozen times must be fraud.
January 28, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I love having a business credit card, because it means that each time I have a recurring business expense the card will stop working because it assumes, for some reason, this payment I have made several dozen times must be fraud.
This mother fucker's name is Bovino, and he has the unbridled temerity to not be a cartoon cow man?!
January 27, 2026 at 10:43 AM
This mother fucker's name is Bovino, and he has the unbridled temerity to not be a cartoon cow man?!
Straining to be heard over the screaming of the flight's passengers, the flight attendant makes a panicked call over the intercom, "Does anyone onboard half-remember a Cracked article from 2011 that might explain this situation?"
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
January 22, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Straining to be heard over the screaming of the flight's passengers, the flight attendant makes a panicked call over the intercom, "Does anyone onboard half-remember a Cracked article from 2011 that might explain this situation?"
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.
I sigh wearily and stand, I am needed once more.