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Tristan Johnson
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The Step Back and It's Probably not Aliens guy.
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The “Rules-Based International Order” died in Caracas this morning.

If you’re trying to process the last 24 hours, I wrote a full breakdown.

It’s on Patreon, but I’ve unlocked it. Free for everyone to read.
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The Girlboss Daddy of Fake History has finally logged off. Erich von Däniken spent a lifetime selling the idea that brown people couldn't stack rocks without ET's help. He’s gone, but the brain rot he planted lives on... abcnews.go.com/Technology/w...
'Chariots of the Gods' author Erich von Däniken dies at 90
Erich von Däniken, the Swiss author whose books on the extraterrestrial origins of ancient civilizations brought him both fame and scorn, has died at age 90
abcnews.go.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Returning to content creation after doing non-profit comms is gonna be so odd. I am going from "Is the word 'want' too strong? Could they accidentally see this as advocacy?" to "Can I fit a We are Charlie Kirk joke in this?"
January 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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lmao
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Chuck Schumer search history:
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January 7, 2026 at 11:33 PM
I sense soon @iwriteok.bsky.social is about to become a lawyer.
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Holy shit Texas is about to see a 5000% rise in attorneys starting their opening argument with "… now, I may not be a big-city lawyer..." overnight
January 8, 2026 at 4:49 AM
4 year old informed me I have a "hole in my hair" referring to my bald spot. This kid is brutal.
January 8, 2026 at 1:23 AM
It seems like after the midterms the Democrats are going to need a lot of rotating villains to make sure nothing happens.
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The more teens change...
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Just learned now about "We Are Charlie Kirk" and that song is a cognitohazard
January 7, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Sometimes I make a mistake of whether I am eating from the garbage can of ideology or the garbage can of empty tins, cat food, and so on...
January 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Saw a post by someone saying that this moment "isn't left or right but the rich against the masses" and I was like, what do you think the left are saying then?
January 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The male shittiness epidemic
January 4, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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The “Rules-Based International Order” died in Caracas this morning.

If you’re trying to process the last 24 hours, I wrote a full breakdown.

It’s on Patreon, but I’ve unlocked it. Free for everyone to read.
www.patreon.com/posts/rules-...
The “Rules-Based” World “Order” “Died” in Caracas | Step Back
Get more from Step Back on Patreon
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January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Really excellent read
The “Rules-Based International Order” died in Caracas this morning.

If you’re trying to process the last 24 hours, I wrote a full breakdown.

It’s on Patreon, but I’ve unlocked it. Free for everyone to read.
www.patreon.com/posts/rules-...
The “Rules-Based” World “Order” “Died” in Caracas | Step Back
Get more from Step Back on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:02 AM
The “Rules-Based International Order” died in Caracas this morning.

If you’re trying to process the last 24 hours, I wrote a full breakdown.

It’s on Patreon, but I’ve unlocked it. Free for everyone to read.
www.patreon.com/posts/rules-...
The “Rules-Based” World “Order” “Died” in Caracas | Step Back
Get more from Step Back on Patreon
www.patreon.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Uh huh.
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I am already embarassed by was mark Carney said and he hasn't even said whatever mealy mouthed nonstatement he's going to say
January 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
I don't know if the world's most cowardly political party is your ticket.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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If I see one more fucking member of Congress say “Congress has to act” I am going to become The Joker.
January 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
A government dependent on one party winning every election forever seems kinda fragile.
January 3, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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Allow me to connect some dots for you:

Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more.

Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.
January 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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*tapping the sign*
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM