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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 4h

Go Crew.

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 4h

If you were planning to start rooting for the Cubs please consider that their 2016 World Series win is what thrust us into the hell dimension, so basically the Cubs are spacetime terrorists.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 6h

If you aren’t aware, the genesis of Trump’s obsession with the NPP is simply racism - Obama, a black President, has one.

Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 9h

The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 7h

mans bought a 1/250 made for tv watch and thought it was really 1/250

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 11h

The two hundred million dollar mausoleum.

Department of Shoe @shoe.bsky.social · 11h

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 11h

Presented by Bass Pro Shops

Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 11h

Excited to watch the Conservatives Only Super Bowl halftime show starring Lee Greenwood belting out Trump’s favorite songs from Les Mis followed by the My Pillow Guy drunkenly ranting in his car

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 11h

They’re right to be scared

Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 17h

Not sure why there's suddenly a complete freakout on the far right about bloodlust from liberals for revenge come 2029. Could be mirror propaganda to stir up preemptive crackdowns or just a realization of how hated these people are.

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Thomas Swords 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦 @thomasswords.bsky.social · 17h

these colors don't run

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 16h

Look, under Biden, as a country we had to get back to normalcy, like not prosecuting financial, political or other white collar crimes.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 17h

Boomers love to try to follow you into your store half an hour before the scheduled opening time and act apoplectic when you tell them they need to wait outside for a few minutes while you do things like, idk, make sure the place is ready to operate.

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 18h

He’s getting life saving dick-and-ball-inversion surgery.

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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 1d

The federal government as ordained and established by the Constitution has ceased to function, and what has replaced it isn't our government under our Constitution. That's not flippant rhetorical hyperbole, I don't say it insensitive to what the consequences are. But it's the grim reality we face.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 18h

*threatening the floral manager with a pair of crab crackers*

This is seafood territory now I reckon

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

President Trump is going to Walter Reed to have life saving dick-and-ball-inversion surgery.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Oops looks like I’m going to real jail after vibe defending myself in actual court! Oh well!

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Me, I’m considering flow rate a priority, efficiency

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

George Kirby talking himself up every day on the way to the clubhouse: “Don’t be an angry cheddar, don’t be an angry cheddar”

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

why does it have to be tiny

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

lmao

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

"Antifa-led hellfire"

www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

PORTLAND: Fake News Ignores Antifa Violence, Residents’ Pleas for Help

For years, an Antifa-led hellfire has turned Portland into a wasteland of firebombs, beatings, and brazen attacks on federal officers and property —

www.whitehouse.gov

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m the Juggernaut, bitch!” - The Juggernaut

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Pritzker: "This guy is unhinged. He's insecure. He's a wannabe dictator. And there's one thing I really want to say to Donald Trump. If you come for my people, you come through me. So come and get me."

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

A dog can be trained with positive reinforcement, I’m not so sure the same can be said for congressional Democrats, but we will find out sure enough!

Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 1d

Congressional Democrats Find That Taking a Stand is Popular

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Tina Smith says Democrats are digging in: “If anything, we’re feeling more strong.”

“I think we've tapped into something that's really important to Americans.”

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

LIKE A DOG!

Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Watch out the people that take issue with calling a computer an idiot are gonna have a field day with ‘orc’

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

I’m 12, but also 38, which is why I eat my Uncrustables with a knife and fork. You swine.

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Glonzo Mourning 👺👍 @glonzomourning.bsky.social · 1d

Mom put my Xbox in her closet so I had her booked on kidnapping charges.