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G. Mourning 👺🤙 (Illegal Wokester)
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Hater with a capital H. lunk-head. America's #1 Fire Mark Stoops advocate #BBN
Helpful suggestion if you forgot to thaw your bird!
This can provide a helpful head start
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If some limey fuck tries to tell me America is British I'm cold clocking them and carving 1776 into their forehead. Fuck you you bean eating bitch.
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
To get your $2000 dividend, just download the DraftKings app, provide a high resolution picture of your photo ID and tax return, perform a facial/retina scan and enter code STIMULUS today!
When the strongest argument for your policy is a list of lies (I count 7) and exaggerations (another 5), you reveal more than a wonky list of truths ever would.
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
playing hockey
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
When you're Donald Trump and literally anything happens www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLsf...
Silkk The Shocker - It Ain't My Fault
YouTube video by SilkkTheShockerVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love watching this guy thrive at an all-NBA and all-person level. I really thought he was going to lead Kentucky to a title had Covid not happened.
Tyrese Maxey participated in the National Dog Show
Former Kentucky Wildcat and Philadelphia 76ers star Tyrese Maxey led two dogs through an agility course at the National Dog Show.
www.on3.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Reposted by G. Mourning 👺🤙 (Illegal Wokester)
Oh God
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
25 year olds shouldn’t be playing college hoops, get real
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Still, fuck da feds
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Weather permitting, don’t forget to sun your turkey for 4-6 hours today to ensure the juices are evenly distributed.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
More like Jair Bolsanar-oh no I’m going to die in prison
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Contra III
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
BUILD THAT WALL
BUILD THAT WALL
BUILD THAT WALL
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Making a song with AI makes you a music producer as much as whipping ass at Guitar Hero made you a guitarist.
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Warm up to this y’all. Accountability will be spelled H-A-N-G-I-N-G
Trump’s people legitimately should hang for this. Treason. Going to Russia and taking orders on how to help Russia destroy and undermine allied nations.
New: @theins.press saw the Witkoff-Dmitriev plan six months ago in draft form—except it was all Dmitriev. Bloomberg reports now Dmitriev told Ushakov he’d pass along a Russian plan and the Americans “can present it as their own”: theins.press/en/politics/...
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Kind of the NYT to give us a guillotine checklist
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
US Government run by groypers and Russians… smdh frfr
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Man looks like shit. I hope when he dies everyone in the power vacuum kills each other.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I can't wait for Keeping Up With the Kirks starring JD Vance in 2030.
Aw, look at the baby, he's doing kissy face with the couch...he sure seems to like that thing.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Put JD Vance in a barrel and send him over the Falls, just IMO
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Handsome + cat nipped up
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
They’re going to make the new Rush Hour from AI
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Man I love college hoops. Hoping to hit a few big parlays this Feast Week. I took a bunch of money out of savings but I should be getting my DOGE check soon to replenish that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM