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I'm over 18 -- no exact age but I'm a Navy vet Mostly a Trek acct but other obsessions can and will be recycled like "Bold and the Beautiful" plotlines #statrek #allstartrek #startrekvoyager #boldandbeautiful #jjba #mha
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Happy "Best Of Both Worlds Day to those who celebrate #startrektng #bobw
kariizumi.bsky.social
I'm about to yeet myself into the sun

What the actual fuck
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Dude posted this saying his daughter will be his "second mom" thinking this is a positive message about little girls. 😒
pregnant woman asks her husband: "What are you expecting, a boy or a girl?" "

The husband replies: "If it's a boy, I'll teach him math, we'll work out together, teach him how to fish, etc." "

The woman, laughing, asks: "What if it's a girl?" "

The husband smiles and says, "If it's a girl, I won't have to teach her anything." She will teach me everything: how to dress, how to eat, what to say and what not to say. Very soon, she'll become like a second mom to me, and even without doing anything special, she'll always consider me as her hero. She'll understand when I tell her no and she'll still compare her future husband to me. No matter how old she gets, she will always want me to treat her like my little princess. She'll fight for me against the world, and if anyone hurts me, she'll never forgive them. "

The woman, a little intrigued, asks: "You mean your daughter would do all this, but not your son?" "

The husband says, "No, no! My son could do this too, but he will have to learn
kariizumi.bsky.social
Damn this for me acting UPPPP thank u 🙏🥰
kariizumi.bsky.social
I will never be over the fact that someone thought it was worth risking PAROLE to take the piss out of someone over a fan design that, as it happened, ended up being close to the canon Pink Diamond design anyway

If I was their cellmate, I'd beat they ass for being that damn stupid
kariizumi.bsky.social
Speaking of cops, I will never not laugh at the fact that the one arrest that did result from that one Steven Universe artist who got harassed was bc someone reverse doxxed them and learned they were already on parole for some other shit 🥴
kariizumi.bsky.social
👀 this is a good idea!
efrog609.bsky.social
I want vampires that don’t fall for the young characters. They fall for the older ones, they love the way the body ages, and maybe part of its envy bc they won’t age like that anymore. But seeing someone mature and older just gets them going.
kariizumi.bsky.social
Dude, I'd trust that head of lettuce that outlasted Liz Truss as Britain's Prime Minister to writer better than Berman and Braga
kariizumi.bsky.social
I dunno, but this seems to be getting more buzz than any other half cocked ideas fans have put out there *cough* Legacy *cough cough*
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kariizumi.bsky.social
I didn't even realize that was Izuku, but I should have! O_O
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nikowastakentoo.bsky.social
bkdk first time but they wanna suck eachother's dicks so badly they end up 69ing send tweet
kariizumi.bsky.social
Truth be told, knowing about that discourse did more to keep my distance from the fandom after I got into this show six months ago than the shipping wars, and that's saying a lot
kariizumi.bsky.social
realize his dream at a young age AND he got a 2nd career using what was honestly his true superpower, if I'm keeping it a buck.

Also-plus, teaching in Japan is a truly respected career path & teaching at the hero equivalent to Boston Latin even more so. He gucci lol
kariizumi.bsky.social
Knowing how WSJ railroaded Horikoshi into forcing the MC to have a quirk in the first place instead of building his own hero suit, I'm even more okay with the ending we got TBH

That's not to say I can't imagine him have a smidge more angst about losing OFA early on or anything but he got to--
kariizumi.bsky.social
haven't had that w my MHA fics but for my two Trek fics, my WIP got zero traction and my one shot I made two drafts for got all of the attention @_@
kariizumi.bsky.social
🤣 Izuku would definitely be giving some sloppy ass head fr 🙃
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nikowastakentoo.bsky.social
Big fan of top Katsuki being the one cuddling up to Izuku after sex, hiding his head underneath Izuku's chin and falling asleep on his chest while Izuku holds him firmly and gently caresses his arm or back
kariizumi.bsky.social
I forgot how genuinely scrawny he was at the beginning of the series
kariizumi.bsky.social
It'd be a blow out and he wouldn't even need to rig voting machines to pull it off this time
kariizumi.bsky.social
You're right about that last bit
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senategabe.bsky.social
Yes it would be nice if politics could be a place where we could all politely have conversations about the current events of the day.

But people who prioritize that above all else have an extreme interest in the status quo and wish for little change.
kariizumi.bsky.social
They really did cook with that and I love the Polish language has such a suffix that worked so perfectly! 🥰
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nikowastakentoo.bsky.social
KATSUŚ IS SO SO SO CHILDISH AND VULNERABLE BUT IT ALSO HOLDS A GREAT AFFECTION LIKE!!!! WHOEVER CAME UP WITH TRANSLATING THAT, THEY WERE A FUCKING GENIUS CUZ IT KEEPS UP WITH THE OG KACCHAN AND ITS MEANING WELL!!!! LIKE!!!! UGHJHHSJAJKAKA KATSUŚŚŚŚ IT'S LITERALLY MAKING ME SOB
kariizumi.bsky.social
[alt text: screenshot from MHA manga chapter title "Deku vs Kacchan 2" in Polish: "Deku Kontra Katsus"]
nikowastakentoo.bsky.social
My non-polish moots will never understand how much it fucks me up that in the official polish translation Kacchan is translated into Katsuś like....You don't understand the grip it has on me...The way this nickname IS SO ADORABLE YOU DON'T GET IT !!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IT DOING TO ME