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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺

@fangandfable.com

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Dwarven Brewer & Canid Enthusiast He/Him #homebrewing #ttrpg #streaming Community Tag: #Brewmates Art Tag: #art&fable NSFW Tag: #NSFWart&fable 18+, Minors DNI Art: @bolovitz.bsky.social Links: dwarvenellie.carrd.co

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · Nov 24

Welcome aboard! I'm Ellie, the Dwarven captain of the Titan's Grave and proprietor of Fang & Fable.

This is my social media space for all my creative activities under the Fang & Fable name: TTRPG content, homebrewing, archery, streaming, and more!

So grab a mug and hopefully you'll enjoy the ride!

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20h

The phrase "trans activist" is goofy because like 95% of the time it's used it refers to a trans person simply existing.

Media, pointing at a woman buying a coffee: behold, a trans activist.

Woman: buying coffee is not activism stop being so fucking weird

Media: trans activist criticizes media

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 36m

100%. I'm with the whole issue of the failing of the event staff and security to adequately prevent or do anything, but we've also just kinda accepted as a society that this is just something that happens, and that shouldn't be.

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 41m

For ease of use my character height is the same as my actual height, which is funny because while I'm just a shorter than average dude, I'm a giant among Dwarves. 😂

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 47m

I think my mead might have stalled, which is what I get for using old yeast and not making a yeast starter 😔

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 51m

Tfw when the bee darts on the opposite direction and you lose sight of it.

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 1h

Damn, that's like 2 books

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Roger Sollenberger @sollenbergerrc.bsky.social · 4h

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 4h

Mommy? 😳

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 4h

Had to nerf us, otherwise it wouldn't be fair.😔

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 5h

Was actually thinking of something like this, the Human kingdom has the sun imprisoned in a techno-magical device

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 5h

TTRPG world building where Humans stole the sun from the sky, and the rest of the world's nations don't care much about it. Elves and Gnomes live in forests where the Fey lights illuminate, Dwarves, Drow, and Deep Gnomes live underground, and Orcs thrive in the dark.

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 5h

I'm sorry to say that I'm too hot for all of you, sorry you had to find out like this 💅

✖Crossbite @xcrossbite.bsky.social · 5h

This post is for the fellas.

If she has tummy issues, she's way too hot for you. I'm sorry you had to find out like this. 😔

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NU METAL WEEB 𖤐 🇦🇺 @numetalweeb.bsky.social · 5h

Are we doing this again? Yes because I have swallowed my pride and am now proceeding with legal action re my old job 😭

Any bit, big or small, helps to just help me survive, get food, pay bills etc 🙏 ilyallsm

$50/$750

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 6h

I may be cringe, but oh boy am I enjoying it 😤

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 7h

The mountains stand with the New Metal Weebs😤🍻

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 7h

Okay but what about Dwarf Metal Weeb 🥺

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Vene Bunster: Redebut?! @venebunvt.bsky.social · 8h

I am panicking and worried....I need help and I'm sorry.

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Vene Bunster: Redebut?! @venebunvt.bsky.social · 8h

ko-fi.com/venebunsters anything will do at this point. I am so sorry.

Vene Bunster's Commissions

Commissions Open! Click to see Vene Bunster's commission menu.

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Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23h

I need art of me chasing bee themed vtubers with an open bucket, yelling "Come on, you're not going to use ALL of it!"

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23h

The ends, and for the most part they serve as a protective barrier to keep the slices in between from going stale (no scientific evidence suggests this is true) and then the rest is gone I eat them last.

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23h

Look at my children thrive 🥹

A photo taken looking in a see-through fermentation vessel, filled with Mead must undergoing fermentation. There is a floating dip tube that extends from the top and ends in the bottom of the picture, and on top of the Mead must is active yeast fermentation.

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 1d

Literally the best thigh artist 🙏😳

Ellie the Brewer 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 1d

Yes. 👀

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Amelia Emberwing @thatwitchmia.bsky.social · 1d

If you don't put your shopping cart in the corral you're a bad person.

Same goes for people who leave their trash behind at movie theaters and folks who cram things in random places in stores because they're too lazy to walk back and "that's what they're paid for."

Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 3d

Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?

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