Ellie the Zymurgist 🪓🍺
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Ellie the Zymurgist 🪓🍺
@fangandfable.com
Dwarven Brewer & Canid Enthusiast
He/Him
#homebrewing #ttrpg #streaming
Community Tag: #Brewmates
Art Tag: #art&fable
NSFW Tag: #NSFWart&fable
18+, Minors DNI
Art: @bolovitz.bsky.social
Links: dwarvenellie.carrd.co
I am once again a top listener of dwarf metal 😤⚒️🍻
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
2025 YouTube Music Recap! (Because the Spotify CEO became an AI wacko and shafts artists)
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Honestly so fucking proud of myself for learning HTML/CSS on the internet for free to make character sheets instead of running it through AI. Shoutout to W3Schools and Stack Exchange.
December 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good morning to everyone except municipalities that classify bees as a nuisance insect
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm sick, got little sleep, my half day got upgraded to a full day, I have to sit in on a meeting with executives today, gotta run training today, and I'm daisy chaining energy drinks
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I streamed 28 hours this year and that qualified me for the 10% of Bronzebeard streamers lmao
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My black friday order came with a pound of assorted hops, I did not realize how much a pound actually was nor did I expect them to be sorted in 1 oz quantities 😮
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yeah about that...
November 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"He's probably talking to other girls"
Him: 😮
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Not yet, but soon!
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Friend: "You listen to ASMR, isn't that lewd?"
Me: "Nah there's some really wholesome stuff, just to help in relaxing"
Youtube recommends:
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Got the fiber covered 😤
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
First 3 words will define your 2026

VODKA
BOOBS
MONEY

LETS FUCKING GO 😤
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
But like, am I wrong?
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Guess I'll brew beer tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Up late trying to figure out how to increase brewhouse efficiency for my all in one. Why? because normal companies build their malt basket with stainless steel mesh (see pic 1) while the one I got uses solid stainless steel and whatever this weird design is (pic 2). Pray for my sanity.
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
He's a 10, but is short and yells "I'm crankin my hawg" every time he has to recharge his crank gun"
November 21, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I bought grains for beer #2
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I had originally intended to use the immersion chilling coil system, but the connection between the keezer and the coil hose was leaking, so the solution was to just put the fermenter inside the keezer and increase the temperature.
November 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
More pictures, draining the grains, boiling, then chilling with the immersion chiller.
November 20, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And away we brew!
November 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was wondering why it was taking so long to heat up, and then realized I had the lid in my hand 🥴
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I quit playing gacha games, but lately algorithms have been like this:
November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Post work nap incoming
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Making mead be like
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 AM