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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞

@ariohn.bsky.social

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🔞 only. 43rd Level Voiceactor and creative type. I make adult themed furry hypnosis, audio dramas, videos and more! *Married and mated.* They/Them or Shi/Hir please. ∍⧽⧼∊ JPAST.carrd.co

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · Nov 12

So. I'm open for hypnosis commissions, ASMR comms, audio dramas and the like.

My queue is currently very open, and my service is fast and usually fun!

Come one, come all. TOS is on my website.
JPAST.carrd.co

Link to the JPAST

A link for all of JPAST's projects

JPAST.carrd.co

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 13h

Went great! Still alive...which is better than last time.

Don't...don't ask.

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 13h

So far so good, hon. :3

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 15h

You know...if you guys wanted a sale, you could have just asked. Please! Keep buying. 30% off everything, including my bundles.

The income is deeply appreciated.

payhip.com/audiobyariohn

WolfeWire Media - Audio by Ariohn

Welcome, I am your favourite hypnotist Ari, and I am just a fun voice actor, audio engineer, and generally happy little furry trying to make your fantasies a reality!

payhip.com

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 18h

Thank youuu...enjoy the Sasa Lele

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 18h

So like...repost this to all your #hypnosis and #asmr friends, plz. Let them know that I bust my ass so hard for these files, they're on sale, and I can't work while I'm recovering from surgery, so this is like...my only income.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 18h

Guys, I had surgery, and now I've had some really good painkillers...which means I had good ideas.

The Sasa Lele Recoverysale

Percentage discount: 30%

Start date: October 11th, 2025
End date: October 31st, 2025

payhip.com/audiobyariohn

WolfeWire Media - Audio by Ariohn

Welcome, I am your favourite hypnotist Ari, and I am just a fun voice actor, audio engineer, and generally happy little furry trying to make your fantasies a reality!

payhip.com

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 1d

So believe me when I say, I do not wish this on the worst of the worst I can conceive of.

But for der Furher?

Eternal. Screaming. Unending pain.
That is what I imagine a suitable punishment is for them.

Seriously consider the ramifications of that.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 1d

I have had screaming pain like this 3 times in my life now.

Once when I was dying from Sepsis.

Again, when I was recovering from my first heart implant surgery.

And again now, from the recent repair surgery.

Screaming stabbing mind numbing pain that will not fuck off, even with the fun pills.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 1d

When trump burns in whatever self-created hell he ends up in, I have only one hope.

The pain is eternal. Without respite.
Not the kind you can tune out, no
..the kind that victims of explosive devices get. That screaming "my arm ain't there but it still hurts" shit.

For all eternity.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 1d

And then I fell asleep watching Worst Premade Ever videos. Pain woke me up, because it does that.

What to do next?

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Iridium Wolf @iridiumwolf.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck my senators. I've told them I won't be voting for them, and I will support challengers. Warner is up in 2026, unfortunately I'm stuck with Kaine until 2030. They're both too fucking old, too fucking ready to throw the most vulnerable under the bus, and for what? Beats me. GDI, fuck 'em.

Pumpkin Spice Chicken @werechicken.bsky.social · 1d

Yep. Not voting for Dems anymore.

They made it clear they don’t want my vote.

open.substack.com/pub/erininth...

26 Senate Democrats Help Pass Military NDAA Containing Trans Sports, Surgery Ban, No Protection For US Troop Deployments

The bill passed by a wide margin in the Senate and will be the starting point for negotiations with the House, which contain more severe anti-trans riders.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 1d

My hoarding of weird 80s and 90s shows has paid off. The jellyfin is stocked with enough fun media to keep me sufficiently distracted for weeks.

Today starts with rock&rule

a cartoon character is holding a blue light sword

ALT: a cartoon character is holding a blue light sword

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 1d

I'm awake. Screaming pain. Like the fun kind where if you breathe too much, it stabs you.

Painkillers and bad movies today. Recovering day 2.

Yesterday my wife stayed home, and realized just how much random stuff I do in a day to keep the house vaguely tidy and running.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

Heya! Surgery went great! Got good news, new parts, heart is doing great.

I am in sooooo much pain, it's not even funny. I'll be down for a week or so, just...not moving much. Promise I'll be back to work ASAP.

~Ari

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

I run into the same thing with my hypnosis work.

"I can't jerk off to this" said of a file meant to help you sleep, or said of a video where your eyes are meant to be closed...it's just their weird obsessions getting the better of rational mind.

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

Believe it. "I can't jerk off to this" is a legitimate concern to them.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

People love to snivel, especially weird gooners.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

Don't let them ruin your joy, because most aren't trying to...they only know how to point out how good your thing is because their thing is bad. Comparative reasoning.

Twix are better than rocks for candy, for instance.

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

Omg I totally fucking missed that. Hahaha, I'm so sorry. Ahhh, in that case, smile...because their world is the one I described, not yours.

People do be like that, I used to be. Sometimes all they need is someone to genuinely tell them that kinda sucks, commiserate, and move on.

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Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

You aren't horrible for feeling your truth, and you're not horrible for sharing it, ever. Sometimes tho, a little effort into that acknowledgement of someone else's joy can even help you have something we all seem to lack:

Hope.

Because someday, maybe soon, you might have something good to share.

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 2d

You've got Charlie Brown thoughts.

There's really not a good way to express "That'll never happen for me", and that is okay. Sometimes we all have thoughts that just downright suck.

Try adding a different opening line, "I'm excited for you", or "wow, that is a good thing", etc. it helps a little.

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 4d

Fucking art scammers, please kindly fuck off.

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 4d

Howl-dy and hello. Greetings from ...wherever the hell I am. Here, I guess?

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 4d

Tomorrow...

I am totally fine. Totally normal about this. Everything will be 100% a-ok

Ariohn SylvrWolfe 🔞 @ariohn.bsky.social · 4d

White house desperately looks for way to fuck over people they promised to pay. Nobody impressed, and everyone hates them.

Updates as they come.