Ashley Rattner
@ashleyrattner.bsky.social
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Hate to say it but Faulkner
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Your challenge for this weekend is to put in an abstract for Queer Bibliography 2026. It's what all the cool kids are doing.

The theme is Space, Place, Community (widely understood, certainly not limited to the South). CFP: shorturl.at/XAVJ0; Submit: forms.gle/XD7FgrrStp3j...

Athens GA and online
Poster reads: March 12–14, 2026; Queer Bibliography in the South: Space, Place, Community; University of Georgia, Athens, GA.
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In my culture, Christmas is any day that a Real Housewife is arrested for fraud
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It even makes good leftovers. 10/10
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This is exactly like the Kentucky Meat Shower of 1876
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Bluesky links look like trash every time but
Light yellow cover of Sonia Hazard's Empire of Print: Evangelical Power in an Age of Mass Media
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As a pamphlet enthusiast I can honestly say I've been looking forward to this book for like a decade global.oup.com/academic/pro...
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Dreamed I was giving a keynote address I was in no way prepared to give✨
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a neighbour saw me carrying my regalia for fall convocation and asked me if it was a lord farquaad costume for halloween fml
Read and black academic regalia hanging from a French door.
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This is obviously egregious but I've heard how you all talk about people from the South
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
ashleyrattner.bsky.social
Woke up at 3AM for no reason and have personally taken it upon myself to like every Justin J. Pearson post on every platform on the Internet
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)
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I've made thousands of annoying little witticisms
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Monopoly of the life elements
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I made bread last week and support this message
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Do you think Gen Z knows about Linkin Park
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Raised the seat on my exercise bike and I feel like a new person
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i had no idea this is how canada's supreme court dresses
Nine members of the Canadian Supreme Court sitting for a photo. They are dressed in red robes trimmed in white.