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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 34m

And all this time I thought she was just the pretty face of the regime

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 57m

I don't purely because this time last year I was at a conference so couldn't stay up for any results

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 1h

No? Thats why we're still members of the EU in Ed Miliband's third term as Prime Minister

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 1h

Yes

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 1h

CCHQ apparently chipper tonight, I’m told.

They’re “utterly convinced” Susan Hall has won New York.

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h

Mayor of Townsville

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h

Would Max boo James Richardson if he ever came on as a panellist?

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 3h

"Yes I am a very patriotic American, of course I actively hate our greatest city."

Tom @dixitinsipiens.bsky.social · 3h

Dollar store clearance rack off-brand Matt Fradd says what

Patrick Neve on X: "Over 100 languages spoken in our great city" with a painting of the Tower of Babel, quote posting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez who said "over 100 languages are spoken in our great city and it's actually a pretty amazing part of being an American"

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 4h

"Did you vote for Corbyn to be Prime Minister?"

"I voted for a Labour government to end years of Tory chaos"

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 5h

It's objectively very funny when someone is in any way into me because I simply cannot understand why someone would do that to themselves

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 7h

Silly sausage you've misspelt my name

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 7h

He'll be taking a break for his mental health soon

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 8h

Just in time for the World Cup

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 9h

Oh good

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 9h

Even moreso than the original update? 😭

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 10h

"Becoming" 👀

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 10h

I joined Telegram out of curiosity and the first message I get is from Sam asking me if I'm becoming a furry 😭

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 13h

a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !

media.tenor.com

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 14h

I like how you have to clarify because it's the kind of thing you would do

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Kate Garraway Enjoyer @jorisbinned.bsky.social · 15h

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 15h

An astute observation, I wouldn't expect the likes of you to understand its pertinence

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 17h

ENJOYER

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Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 1d

People will spend hours EV training tbf

Charlie @asonnamedbort.bsky.social · 1d

F

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💜 Juno-Bea 💜 @suchasillybea.bsky.social · 1d

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