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Aster

@asterbun.bsky.social

830 followers 350 following 3.6K posts

Local cartoon rabbit, kangaroo, and many other things. Professional @levi.land smoocher. Current 🇺🇸, future 🇸🇪. Big fan of Tekken, Yakuza, Tomb Raider, and MGS. I’m weird!

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 2h

Landed in my home state

Time for a very sleepy drive back to the bunny burrow

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 6h

Got an extra day off work LMAO

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Jay 🐭 > BLFC @jay.pooltoy.tf · 19h

You can't say "keep furry weird" if you're gonna make exceptions for people you personally find too weird lmao.

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 7h

This trip was way too much fun 😭😭😭 I don’t want to go home at all

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 7h

12 minute delay 😔 this is how it starts

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 11h

Please pray for my flight to not be delayed 🙏

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 9h

Airport time soon 😔

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Raz @razigator.bsky.social · 9h

Allegedly this used to fit.

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 11h

I am going to play you like an accordion.

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 11h

Please pray for my flight to not be delayed 🙏

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EUROO-COUNTRY @ryroo.bsky.social · 14h

Some kangy faces! Wow this came out fucking outstanding. Thanks again to @goblinpng.bsky.social 🦘🦘🦘

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RetroBEAR🫧 @bigretrobear.bsky.social · 14h

*unexpected puff reaction~* 🫧

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 19h

This has only gotten way worse

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

Horny as fuck in a place where I can’t take care of it 😔

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Hall-"Crow"-een @yoshiemblem.bsky.social · 20h

CW// Fat , Flattening
It’s that spooky time of year again! Although Crow is no stranger to haunted houses, he is a stranger at this one. Luckily, this ghost host is more than accommodating to visitors! You’ll find his hospitality on display from the floor up to the ceiling…
(By @hooboy.bsky.social!)

A cartoon bird is flattened against the ceiling by a large-hipped ghost. The ghost is saying, “Been FAAAR too long since my last visitor… Stay a while!” as debris and feathers rain down from the ceiling, through his body.

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a million bucks @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · 1d

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

Horny as fuck in a place where I can’t take care of it 😔

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

Sitting outside smoking and I can hear someone’s smoke detector beeping about the battery

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I just wanna play a good shooter maaaaaan

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

Very silly of me to plan my vacation during the launch of BF6

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

A “blowjob” where I suck your dick and inflate you at the same time

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

You need to stay in shape (fat)

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I got a 12-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find on the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I’m smoking on that bhutanese shadow garden-grown dark, evil pack.

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

PLEASE let me feel you.

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I’m… gator?

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I should hope so!

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 2d

Goodbye Seattle!!!

…I’m on my way, Denver.