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Aster

@asterbun.bsky.social

830 followers 350 following 3.6K posts

Local cartoon rabbit, kangaroo, and many other things. Professional @levi.land smoocher. Current 🇺🇸, future 🇸🇪. Big fan of Tekken, Yakuza, Tomb Raider, and MGS. I’m weird!

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 6h

This has only gotten way worse

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18h

Horny as fuck in a place where I can’t take care of it 😔

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Hall-"Crow"-een @yoshiemblem.bsky.social · 7h

CW// Fat , Flattening
It’s that spooky time of year again! Although Crow is no stranger to haunted houses, he is a stranger at this one. Luckily, this ghost host is more than accommodating to visitors! You’ll find his hospitality on display from the floor up to the ceiling…
(By @hooboy.bsky.social!)

A cartoon bird is flattened against the ceiling by a large-hipped ghost. The ghost is saying, “Been FAAAR too long since my last visitor… Stay a while!” as debris and feathers rain down from the ceiling, through his body.

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a million bucks @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · 14h

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18h

Horny as fuck in a place where I can’t take care of it 😔

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 21h

Sitting outside smoking and I can hear someone’s smoke detector beeping about the battery

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 21h

I just wanna play a good shooter maaaaaan

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 21h

Very silly of me to plan my vacation during the launch of BF6

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 23h

A “blowjob” where I suck your dick and inflate you at the same time

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

You need to stay in shape (fat)

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I got a 12-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find on the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I’m smoking on that bhutanese shadow garden-grown dark, evil pack.

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

PLEASE let me feel you.

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I’m… gator?

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

I should hope so!

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

Goodbye Seattle!!!

…I’m on my way, Denver.

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1d

Once again I showed up for a flight three hours early and got through security in 20 minutes

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Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 2d

Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop

Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture

Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg

Spazzy 📎 @spazzy.bsky.social · 2d

Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀

Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 2d

🫵

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 2d

I do not want to leave Seattle 😔

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MurkyToast @murkytoast.bsky.social · Oct 24

Wendell Y2K

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a million bucks @calebcorduroy.bsky.social · 8d

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 3d

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 3d

Deez

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Andraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 3d

no, i’m not tired of ‘being nice.’

yes, i still want to ‘go apeshit.’

these things can coexist.

now stop asking me.

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postsmistress general @funybuny.bsky.social · 4d

low-res image of a small dark grey rabbit facing the camera, with text that reads "his head is TOO SMALL for a brain!! / NO thoughts goin on in there"

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Piti Yindee @pitiyindee.bsky.social · Sep 1

Baked