Elyon113
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I started my campaign before my amazing spouse was accepted into nearly every furry convention from coast to coast last year, AND this year.
I can’t physically run for office and fully support my spouse at the same time
so I’m suspending my campaign and endorsing @wewill2026.bsky.social for MI-07
I can’t physically run for office and fully support my spouse at the same time
so I’m suspending my campaign and endorsing @wewill2026.bsky.social for MI-07
I'm so train pilled I read this as "rail technology" LMAO
Its 2026. We should have tail technology by now ;_;. This future sucks :c
February 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I'm so train pilled I read this as "rail technology" LMAO
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This is an incredible photo.
Every photo from Minneapolis looks like this. Cops decked out with guns and full tac gear facing off against people in bathrobes, parkas, and sweatpants armed only with whistles and cell phones.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
Yet every verified MAGA chode on X dutifully calls it a riot or violent insurrection.
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
This is an incredible photo.
Trevor Moore: Drunk Texts to Myself - "Help Me"
YouTube video by Comedy Central
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Have you realized “billionaire“ is just another word for pedophile?
February 12, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Have you realized “billionaire“ is just another word for pedophile?
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Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
February 11, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Front page of this month’s edition of The Onion.
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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While Amazon touts the surveillance state enabled by its Ring cameras, remember...
Amazon's U.S. tax bill dropped by 87% in 2025, mostly thanks to Trump's tax cuts.
Meanwhile, its profits jumped by 45% to nearly $90 billion — and it announced 30,000 job cuts.
Is this the world we want to live in?
Amazon's U.S. tax bill dropped by 87% in 2025, mostly thanks to Trump's tax cuts.
Meanwhile, its profits jumped by 45% to nearly $90 billion — and it announced 30,000 job cuts.
Is this the world we want to live in?
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
While Amazon touts the surveillance state enabled by its Ring cameras, remember...
Amazon's U.S. tax bill dropped by 87% in 2025, mostly thanks to Trump's tax cuts.
Meanwhile, its profits jumped by 45% to nearly $90 billion — and it announced 30,000 job cuts.
Is this the world we want to live in?
Amazon's U.S. tax bill dropped by 87% in 2025, mostly thanks to Trump's tax cuts.
Meanwhile, its profits jumped by 45% to nearly $90 billion — and it announced 30,000 job cuts.
Is this the world we want to live in?
Iron Lung is a massive success because the people are demanding material that isn't slop. (go watch it)
February 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Iron Lung is a massive success because the people are demanding material that isn't slop. (go watch it)
you will not get cheaper medicine, and forbes is full of typos
Hims and Hears walked back on its plans to launch a cheaper compounded version of the Wegovy pill after facing legal threats from Novo Nordisk and U.S. health authorities.
Hims & Hers Falls 14% After It Pulls Pulls Copycat Wegovy Pill—Novo Nordisk Up 8%
Hims and Hears walked back on its plans to launch a cheaper compounded version of the Wegovy pill after facing legal threats from Novo Nordisk and U.S. health authorities.
www.forbes.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:40 AM
you will not get cheaper medicine, and forbes is full of typos
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AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
AOC on DHS Warehouses: I think every American should be alarmed. They are building—and have built—a black box system that disappears people, both immigrants and U.S. citizens alike.
JD Vance motorcade being 100 cars long IN ITALY caused the USA figure skater to be 2 hours late and did not have the best performance as a result.
Crazy how dumb this administration is.
Crazy how dumb this administration is.
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
JD Vance motorcade being 100 cars long IN ITALY caused the USA figure skater to be 2 hours late and did not have the best performance as a result.
Crazy how dumb this administration is.
Crazy how dumb this administration is.
Just don't pay taxes, Trump fired them all so they literally can't catch you.
How To Pay Less And Stay Safe As The Tax Code Changes And The IRS Crumbles
Forbes Tax Guide For 2026: Navigating Tax Changes & IRS Issues
The Forbes Tax Guide offers the help you need to file your 2025 return while dealing with complicated new tax breaks and the IRS. Find answers to your questions here.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Just don't pay taxes, Trump fired them all so they literally can't catch you.
I love that the halftime show was in spanish, but I need captions 😭
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
I love that the halftime show was in spanish, but I need captions 😭
"its for your pet! 😏"
*tracks your every movement using government Ai*
*tracks your every movement using government Ai*
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
"its for your pet! 😏"
*tracks your every movement using government Ai*
*tracks your every movement using government Ai*
Search Party from Ring | Be A Hero In Your Neighborhood
YouTube video by Ring
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Nobody will hate you more than a CEO
The beatings will continues until you drop a guillotine on them.
The beatings will continues until you drop a guillotine on them.
February 9, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Nobody will hate you more than a CEO
The beatings will continues until you drop a guillotine on them.
The beatings will continues until you drop a guillotine on them.
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It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 AM
It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."
In today’s late stage capitalism, it has to be humiliating working for Forbes
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
In today’s late stage capitalism, it has to be humiliating working for Forbes
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Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child
Every ICE Nazi arrested and sentenced to hard labor in a gulag for life
Nothing else will suffice
Nothing else will suffice
Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.
February 8, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Every ICE Nazi arrested and sentenced to hard labor in a gulag for life
Nothing else will suffice
Nothing else will suffice
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Left- Israeli activist says that any American criticizing Israel should be "hunted down".
Right- Israel accused of spraying cancer-linked herbicide on farms in southern Lebanon.
Right- Israel accused of spraying cancer-linked herbicide on farms in southern Lebanon.
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Left- Israeli activist says that any American criticizing Israel should be "hunted down".
Right- Israel accused of spraying cancer-linked herbicide on farms in southern Lebanon.
Right- Israel accused of spraying cancer-linked herbicide on farms in southern Lebanon.
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LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 6:59 AM
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Donald Trump Jr, who has exactly zero experience or competence in manufacturing or defense, has received more than $600,000,000 in contracts from Pete Hegseth's "Department of War."
February 6, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Donald Trump Jr, who has exactly zero experience or competence in manufacturing or defense, has received more than $600,000,000 in contracts from Pete Hegseth's "Department of War."