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@mainmandarin.bsky.social

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Toon & Freelance Antagonist. Writer of Plotsburg Press. The coolest & best at everything. Likes slapstick, birds, and yelling. 🧡🦊 @aurapuffs.bsky.social (He/Him) 💪🏻🦆 https://linktr.ee/mainmandarin

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · Oct 11

Hey! I'm Duino! 💪🦆

I'm a writer, a problem causer, and a full-time toon! I live in Leftfield with all my wacky friends, and I love sharing our adventures!

📝Written Works: www.furaffinity.net/user/plotsbu...
🐾Character Gallery: www.furaffinity.net/gallery/duino/
🌐Other Sites: linktr.ee/mainmandarin

a cartoon mandarin duck brandishes a frying pan menacingly. Art by Merystic

an elderly cartoon skunk stands behind his desk, throwing pies at a nervously smiling cartoon duck. The office is decorated by old cartoon posters starring the skunk and various cartoon props. Art by RaccoonDrew

Two panel comic: in the first panel, a cartoon rabbit is in a boxing ring, surrounded by anvils and horseshoes, about to fall over while a cartoon duck screams from the ropes. The second panel has the rabbit in the hospital, elated to see the duck bringing in his second place trophy. Art by Rogmont

A party featuring Jasmine Fallow (a purple deer with a flower crown), Rainer Rabbit (a dutch hare in a red suitcoat), Mitt E. Gator (a dark green alligator in a light green letterman jacket), Smacky Skunk (an elderly skunk in a pink polo), Duino Duck (a mandarin duck in a blue plaid button-down and goggles), Maisey Pinion (a marten in blue overalls with a backpack full of extra robot arms), and Melody Malady (a red fox in a patchy old-timey dress and flower-brimmed top hat). Art by ToonedToons

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 4h

Unfortunately if my hot date replaces themselves with a convincing silhouette of explosives that leaves me charred and featherless, I'm only going to think they're MORE attractive

Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 5h

Cartoons ARE real and I AM one and I’m gonna go on cute DATES with them

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 5h

I don’t care much for rabbits as in the real animal, but toony anthro rabbits mean everything to me and if God said the only way into Heaven was to stop fantasizing about kissing them then I would flip Him off and ride my skateboard into the deepest pit of Hell

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 11h

Hey man I’m next in line stop spoiling it

Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 13h

I know what a tart is!! But “throwing a tart in your face” doesn’t sound like a slapstick threat, it makes me sound like a British gossip

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 13h

Today started rough, but it turned around and someone treated us to very nice pastries as a bonus.

Look at this adorable little pie I am going to throw into an adorable little micro’s face

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 13h

Remembering meeting you in person and I found out how tall you are and yelled so loud I lost my voice for two days

Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 17h

I don’t like beef!! I got beef with it!!

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 17h

Look, I refuse to eat duck, but dietary limitations and personal taste prevent me from broadening that policy. Plus I don’t call YOU a cannibal every time you consume another huge container of hot air.

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 17h

Turkey club! What I think is objectively the best sandwich

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 17h

“Yeah I just need to lock in” OK well I’m locking out. I am pulling the keys from the ignition and burying them in the yard. If you need me I’ll have my toes dipped into a babbling brook somewhere. I’m gonna close my eyes and think about a sandwich I ate for three hours

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 19h

Stay focused on your fun pool!! Think about a little bunny with water wings having fun, that’ll get you through it

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 19h

*sits down at work*
*reads email about thing that went wrong*
*reads email about thing that went wrong*
*reads email about thing that went wrong*
*gets an invite to a meeting starting in five minutes to address things that went wrong*

hey so I’m running away to the circus, bye

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 1d

I’m filled with the inexplicable urge to craft 700 iron plates

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 1d

Couple's costume idea: I'm Lulu and Puffs is the doll I gently set down so it can kick dudes

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 1d

The eagles aren't the only thing that fly around here! 🥧🥧🥧🥧

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 1d

THIS IS SO GOOD!! Love it!!

Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

That'd be @eightbitbeetle.bsky.social!! And she knocked it outta the PARK

Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

Boys only want one thing (to be playing KH2 instead)

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

Give it a try and the only thing you're sleeping under is a cinderblock. >:V

Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

It's TIME for SPOOKY GAMES #DuinoIsLive

I've been meaning to play Bendy for a long, long time. And now that it's Halloween season, it's the perfect time! I'm probably gonna gasp and curse a lot! I don't do well with horror! Yay!!!

Live now, starting soon! C'mon and toon in! www.twitch.tv/duinoduck

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

these might be my new favorite fursuit photos, absolutely incredible

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Scurrow - GOH @ MFF @scurrow.bsky.social · 2d

SPORTS!!! with @timberpuppers.bsky.social

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

Born!!!!!

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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.bsky.social · 2d

Yes!! Yeah!! You look great!! Now that's fashion!!

...we'll need to get a few more in your size, hold still

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