El Gato Astronomico
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Worked up because it’s infuriating?
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When I was a kid one of our cats was a stray who was an outdoor cat who had some pretty rough times and lived to 23! So your cat may have some miles to go yet
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I think even McDonalds was doing a collab?
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Whoa cool but also comic books are five bucks now
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The corny Red Dawn era has passed no amount of Trump doing the jerk off dance in front of a billion American flags can make me stand for the National anthem
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The moment sucks but I do derive some smug pleasure in USA propaganda eaters crying, nude and mad, that you have to love the USA you just have to and not getting any satisfaction. Guess what you pathetic sacks I don’t and you actually can’t make me
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Party size means it’s a party
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Oops! Making driving mandatory makes people believe it then must be an inalienable right!
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Contra always busting out some weird monster
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Not feeling great about the last ten years of hearing teachers largely noticing kids can’t read good no more

We’re gonna be helping a lot of Braydens do PC 101
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New goal - get me a lady that will adopt my pfp bit
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Basically the plot to one of the episodes of Cowboy bebop
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In case you need to sense a new big bang happening
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I think it’s secretly a ‘discover if you have any weird kinks’ movie
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Okay was anyone else bummed you never got any other armors in the game after the intro
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America needs a new busty icon
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We can never grow beyond white supremacy if we do not acknowledge how much it has shaped our past and present
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Kids will never know pan and scan Die Hard 2 with bizarre censored overdubbing on tbs at 230pm on Sunday
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this guy got Republican and Democrat tiddies
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Uh Pilates time is keeping me fit and me being fit means i can do my boss tasks so uh actually gym time is work time
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I forget, is this east or west developed?
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Elton John’s custom VF-17 controlled by organ keys
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Oops! Fifty years of worshipping cops and watching copaganda!