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oh worm?
Pinned
That’s too big for a frog to be
Today's frog is the galaxy frog.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Murder on the Murder Express
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Notification… thank u
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
There’s something about people getting in their japes about the Melania movie that just feels extra impotent. Like were half way through the Niemoller poem but yeah you got em dunk on that six foot rim
January 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
smartest corvette owner
January 27, 2026 at 10:21 PM
‘English as a second language but it’s British English’ jump scare
January 26, 2026 at 9:03 PM
That’s Diane
PEOPLE/DIANE.GIF
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Banjo and The Kazooies

(4 piece accordion band)
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Almost ready to start dry January
January 21, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Going to my little email job doing my little tasks all feels very important and worthwhile as the country seems to be run by the President from The Dead Zone and any future I could imagine here could be vaporized at any second
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
being a child and not knowing much about how the game Oregon Trail works be like
Oops I actually bought 25 lbs of flour
January 17, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Your own

Personal

Pizza
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Reposted by El Gato Astronomico
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Is the Swedish Chef a cursed man who became a felt automaton but retained his human arms and hands by way of some Byzantine gods logic or is he a muppet who passed through a Quickening and pilfered a bit of god’s image from the original fires of creation?
January 13, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If your reading this, then you are reading this
January 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
giant asteroid the size of a small boulder
January 9, 2026 at 12:17 AM
A kiss is like a hug you give with your mouth
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Sailor Jerry Spiced Ham
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Did u know

The shrimp is named that just because it is small, the name doesn’t mean the animal.
January 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
that’s very funny

a fly marrying a bumblebee
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 AM
lol timeline synergy
December 30, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Reposted by El Gato Astronomico
169. dinner
September 11, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Okay west coasters let’s get that time theft today
December 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
when you’re trying to get the fitted sheet corner on the mattress right
December 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM