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Meanwhile in Force Awakens because Kylo Ren was already strong and Abrams doesn’t actually like writing interesting things, the force just power levels Rey up to level 100 in a boring way
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
But Luke wasn’t an ace pilot, he just had experience already. And he was a good shot from shooting various animals out in the sticks. The climax is him getting a free shot because of Han and a little support from the force. Like he goes from adept to new but skilled and lucky.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Huh. They’re leaving a playing card on the floor?
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
And they had cool dolphin videos on them
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 PM
The connection of the ribbon to the medal is breaking. Very odd I know
February 10, 2026 at 5:22 AM
While they probably won’t, it would be funny if the client relayed the changes in their heckin epic win update log language
February 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Reminds me of authoritarian places that did or have suppress censor or otherwise forbid certain art because the questions that art asks can inspire change
February 10, 2026 at 12:02 AM
And it is to the death, like these people never get satisfaction because they essentially are trying to force it to be when they were 12 again and the forward progress of time says ‘no’
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
God I can’t even remember what they were saying - like it’s always some specious bullshit but Especially this time.
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
People eager to document the health problems from living in a low gravity environment for months at a time
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Ah, Rapture
February 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
We’re just going to figure out how to mine regolith. Easy
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It really is just brutalizing them in the hopes that they die in captivity or leave the country. Just stark racism
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
it’s more likely than you think
February 9, 2026 at 5:16 PM
There should be so many regulations that capitalism chokes to death on them
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
He loves YMCA so he considers himself cultured
February 9, 2026 at 10:02 AM
It’s the American ideal of lying to you and fucking you over by swindling you, so OBVIOUSLY Lays being the biggest brand of chips means they must be sawdust or pressed bug meal
February 9, 2026 at 8:38 AM
The same thing Pringles are made of which is NOT potatoes
February 9, 2026 at 8:36 AM
Because it’s here means his estate signed off on it
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Ever seen 2000 AD? It’s uh interesting
February 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ah but you’re forgetting to do evil and destructive things you just need a simple majority in Congress or the President just commands it. To do good things you need 66 senators to vote yes which can never happen
February 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
New isekai idea: We Gang Pressed The Baker From Town Into Our Dungeon Exploring Squad Because We Found Out He Can’t Be Attacked Or Damaged
loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
An English comedian whose name i cannot recall has a funny bit about this “You’re listening to the wrong sounds! You should like these sounds instead!”
February 8, 2026 at 9:10 PM
One of my favorite movies is Southland Tales
February 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
lol is that a bunch of hunts ketchup behind him
February 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM