El Gato Astronomico
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· Oct 12
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 1h
Contra always busting out some weird monster
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 1h
Not feeling great about the last ten years of hearing teachers largely noticing kids can’t read good no more
We’re gonna be helping a lot of Braydens do PC 101
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 2h
New goal - get me a lady that will adopt my pfp bit
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 5h
Basically the plot to one of the episodes of Cowboy bebop
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 5h
In case you need to sense a new big bang happening
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 6h
I think it’s secretly a ‘discover if you have any weird kinks’ movie
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 6h
Okay was anyone else bummed you never got any other armors in the game after the intro
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 8h
America needs a new busty icon
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 20h
We can never grow beyond white supremacy if we do not acknowledge how much it has shaped our past and present
El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 23h
Kids will never know pan and scan Die Hard 2 with bizarre censored overdubbing on tbs at 230pm on Sunday
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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this guy got Republican and Democrat tiddies
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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Uh Pilates time is keeping me fit and me being fit means i can do my boss tasks so uh actually gym time is work time
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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I forget, is this east or west developed?
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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Elton John’s custom VF-17 controlled by organ keys
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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Oops! Fifty years of worshipping cops and watching copaganda!
El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 1d
Same logic as trying to get you to believe someone working at a shake shack is going to risk catching felony charges by putting goofy shit in a cops drink
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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I’ve only read genesis and exodus of the Bible but I understood it that you very much don’t want god’s attention
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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I always found it interesting that foxes seem particularly affable to humans (once tamed I assume)
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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Bad opinion time: it’s possible to make a short run Miracle Man series that’s good
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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I enjoyed being young more and celebrity deaths were people I’d never seen who were born around the turn of the century
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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I can’t recall, it was a more exotic one for sure. I think when you hear the name you know it’s bad just by association
El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 1d
The Standoff
El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 1d
Congratulations on being very European tomorrow and getting a pastry and cigarette at 1:30pm
El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
· 1d
The two youngest oldest men I’ve ever seen
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El Gato Astronomico
@astrocat.bsky.social
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[watching two gears with teeth grind each other down] this machine is working good!
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