TPUSA HALFTIME HEADLINER CONFIRMED

take that, jonathan pryce

Who shot this, his Epstein Island date?

I won't say "A.I. could never" because A.I. probably could, but where's the fun in that?

The best way to honor #IndigenousPeoplesDay is by enjoying the 519 years Columbus has spent in Hell.

Thirty-five years on, it's my duty to confirm that, despite some catchy melodies, Miss Saigon still sucks shit.

At a TV network w multiple platforms we differentiated by acronyms, I had a VP who added one letter to an internal (not customer-facing) acronym and thought it was a job-well-done use of a 1hr meeting, which should tell you all you need to know about who gets paid to make these decisions.

Not to blame the victim, but it takes two to tango.

Or, five, if we count the three tramps on the grassy knoll.

To the person flying that flag, I say "Yes, we know, and that's the problem."

Dating myself as a GI Joe ARAH/Transformers kid & if you'd asked me anytime before the streaming era, I'd've said that animation was wall-to-wall S-tier.

Turns out it was a few sequences (opening credits, their respective movies) and the rest was mid at best.

Memory Goggles are a hell of a thing.

My rule on comments is "if you walked over and said this to me at a cocktail party, what sort of response would you really expect, if any?"

Happy Columbo’s Day

middle of the night thought:

christopher nolan is nancy meyers for boys

when i stub my toe but my kid’s in the room

ai is a fascist tool. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

This and the “I’m not owned/corncob” tweet

You wish to have the curse reversed?
I’ll need a certain potion first!
Go to the wood and bring me back:
One: the apple bottom jeans
Two: the boots with the fur
Three: the baggy sweatpants
Four: the Reeboks with the straps!

Bc he doesn’t want victory, he wants subservience.

💔💔💔💔

oh man is the shiv ok?

It's probably 𝐂𝐎ol that the fine 𝐔𝐏stan𝐃in' g𝐄nerals who were at 𝐓h𝐀t Hegseth 𝐓alk last week aren't getting paid rn.