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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is)

@atticusthraxx.bsky.social

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And God said unto Moses: Always be nice to ducks. Moses: Ducks? Seriously? God: You heard me. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

No good will come from this.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

You’re actually not well and here I am cracking wise. My bad, virtual 🤗.

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

It’s 19 hours later, the only MTG I ever heard of is gruesome. Maybe the internet ain’t for me after all.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Dude, I’m not sure we can even hold hands yet. Dafuque?

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

I know that dude!

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Wow. Leave it to Portland to make sedition boring.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

I won’t even talk to anyone who can do one without the other anymore. 👊🏼

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

And I’m getting pretty annoyed my own self. Icy gin & tonic helps.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Maybe. But let’s see where all that extra skin on her went first.

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Learning from mistakes is for the weak and gullible. Plow on clueless and optimistic says I!

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

I dunno. Maybe another Chicago hospital show on CBS?

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Everything is crazy.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Dude, it might be just cooties. Like viral cooties.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Said China…

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

He promised chaos and hate, and is delivering…not sure why there’s a question.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

I want to be clear I’m not a doctor of any kind, so maybe it’s okay. Humans are complex. 🤷‍♂️

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

You have this annoying habit of being occasionally endearing. Like a beautiful woman with bad teeth, but inverse.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

By myself, that’d be lonely. Who’s gonna watch for bears when I poop?

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3h

Hellscape made me laugh!
My dad used to say it’s where poor white kids went to retire early.

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 4h

Phuck! I didn’t know there’d be consequences and repercussions!

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 4h

She ruined The Godfather. Yeah, I said it. Would’ve been perfect.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 4h

Once a year, it’s a banger. Anymore than that though.

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 4h

Things were said

Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 4h

As long as you don’t masturbate, it’s probably healthy. I dunno. 🤷

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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 4h

Sometimes and unbidden, I say ‘ello luv’ in his honor. Isn’t received well.