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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is)
@atticusthraxx.bsky.social
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And God said unto Moses: Always be nice to ducks. Moses: Ducks? Seriously? God: You heard me. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 19h
Nice! That’s my boy Dick.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 19h
I’ll drive the boat, best I can do. Do you ‘drive’ boats? I dunno. Forget I said anything.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 19h
Explain to me please how that’s good news. Slowly, patiently.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 19h
Goddamn funniest thing I’ve seen all day. 👊🏼
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 19h
Lion logic is good enough for the jungle.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Entropy. Unless it was rhetorical, then I’ll just STFU.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
You guys are silly. 😜
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
But mostly stems and seeds.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Spain yeah you’ll be safe there. 🧐
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
I tried Mastodon. Smelled like fiber farts and desperation.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
I was thinking…
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 1d
Dude you do like art and stuff.
Good follow, you’re off probation.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
As was not only your right, but your duty. 👍
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Alternatively, once you get them down, finish it. 🤷‍♂️
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Battle Cat always has his war face on. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Never hire anyone named Pam or Todd to do anything. I thought everyone knew that.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
Ever double up two Klondikes? I haven’t either but it just occurred to me.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
And slip on sneakers. 👟
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
The Bong Water War.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 2d
On Twitter in 2015 I was blocked by Trump in less than an hour of following him. Kinda proud of that.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3d
Hoyt is a great name, fun to say.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3d
Dafuque? Is no where safe?
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3d
Probably meant it when they said it.
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Atticus Thraxx (Was/Is) @atticusthraxx.bsky.social · 3d
Here here!
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