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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
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Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 17d
I'm going to call this Blue Jay Alejandro.
Photo of a fat Blue Jay bird.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 7m
Intolerable is dying from deadly heat caused by carbon emissions, not being required to meet best practice.
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 11m
Santos's Darwin gas plant is set for a new lease of life despite a major methane leak. The company told federal officials the risk it could be forced to meet best practice on carbon emissions was "intolerable".
Prospect of net zero an 'intolerable risk' for leaking Santos plant
Santos's Darwin gas plant is set for a new lease of life despite a major methane leak. The company told federal officials the risk it could be forced to meet best practice on carbon emissions was "intolerable".
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 37m
Kelowna International Airport says it is investigating the hack of its systems. Several several media users said they saw and heard pro-Hamas and anti-Trump messages at the airport in B.C.'s Okanagan.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Kelowna, Victoria airport screens, PA system hacked with pro-Hamas, anti-Trump messages: officials | CBC News
Kelowna International Airport says it is investigating after its public announcement and flight information display systems were hacked by a third party on Tuesday. Victoria International Airport repo...
www.cbc.ca
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 45m
Donald Trump has a very large penis.

Yuge actually.

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U.S. revokes status of visa holders who ‘celebrated’ Charlie Kirk killing - National | Globalnews.ca
"The United States has no obligation to host foreigners who wish death on Americans," The U.S. State Department wrote.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
October marks Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) awareness month and the focus this year is on the many faces of the neurological condition.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Unpacking ADHD: Understanding neurodiversity and the road to diagnosis
October marks Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) awareness month and the focus this year is on the many faces of the neurological condition.
www.abc.net.au
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
You'd end up buying triffids.

Here's a photo of you regretting your purchase.
Day of the Triffids screenshot (1962).
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
Canada and Britain are doing the same, and sticking with the Yanks.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Aussies no fans of Trump, but see no alternative to US alliance, poll shows
New polling shows most Australians want to stick with the US alliance, despite holding overwhelmingly negative views towards the Trump administration and harbouring deep worries about the erosion of A...
www.abc.net.au
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1h
Giving money to you would be a terrible idea.

You'd just spend it all on plants.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 2h
"The "woody biomass" of trees in Queensland's wet tropical rainforests has shifted from being a carbon sink to a carbon source."

Fuckedlander 2 - The Fuckening.

www.abc.net.au/news/science...
Australia's tropical trees emit more carbon than they absorb: study
Climate change is killing trees faster than they can be replaced leading to greater carbon emissions, according to a new study.
www.abc.net.au
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 2h
I know you'll protect me, because you love me.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 2h
No commies or gays, Billy.
Man with a Soviet flag and Pride colours.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 2h
I'm looking forward to Ben quizzing politicians on why they have no policies to ensure that every Canadian has celebrity gossip by 2028.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 3h
There is white genocide all over the world, especially in countries where there are mostly white people.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 3h
Breaking News: President Trump is considering an overhaul to the U.S. refugee program that would favor mostly white people, documents show.
Trump Considers Overhaul of Refugee System That Would Favor White People
The proposals would transform a program aimed at helping the most vulnerable people in the world into one that gives preference to mostly white people who say they are being persecuted.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 3h
We're fucked. Fuck fuck fuckity fucked.

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CO2 levels in atmosphere have tripled since 1960s, highest in 800,000 years: WMO report | CBC News
Heat-trapping carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere jumped by the highest amount on record last year, soaring to a level not seen in human civilization and "turbo-charging" the Earth's climate and c...
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 3h
Fat English bastard to be deported from Australia.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
'Had better days': UK social media star facing deportation from Perth
British social media star "Big John" says he is being deported from Australia after apparently failing to comply with visa requirements.
www.abc.net.au
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 3h
Hamas executes 'collaborators and lawbreakers' in graphic scenes in Gaza.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...
Graphic footage shows Hamas executing people in the streets of Gaza
Masked gunmen have carried out "extrajudicial executions" in the streets of Gaza City as an expert claims the terror group is trying to regain control of the destroyed enclave.
www.abc.net.au
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 9h
Lighting a candle tonight to remember Jack. Love you forever.
Candle with the words, "We are lighting a candle for the #WaveOfLight, 15 October, 7pm. In aid of Baby Loss Awareness Week." Baby Loss Awareness Week poster, with the words "Loved you then, love you still. Always have, always will."
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
Top ten for all three passports.
Screenshot of most powerful passport list with Australia 7th, United Kingdom 8th and Canada 9th. https://www.cnn.com/2025/10/14/travel/travel-news-most-powerful-passports?cid=ios_app
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
Doug Ford: Home Depot Cop.

www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
Ont. Premier Doug Ford says he threatened to beat up Home Depot shoplifter
Ontario Premier Doug Ford says he threatened to beat up a Home Depot shoplifter over the summer.
www.ctvnews.ca
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
What's up, Fuzzy?
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
You're just angry Pierre likes to drop off donations and hugs to the food bank without making a fuss.
Pierre Poilievre at a food bank in Winnipeg.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
No, he survived the war but died in an aircraft accident in the 60s.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
Doug Ford at the Empire Club in Toronto, announcing he will be in a rap battle with Etobicoke legend Chuggo.
Doug Ford at the Empire Club in Toronto, Canada.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
That's Harald Quandt, Magda Gobbels' son from her first marriage. He was added into that photo after it was taken.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
This never would have happened if they'd kept the original Canadian Tire Guy.

www.cbc.ca/news/busines...
Canadian Tire says customer info caught in data breach | CBC News
Canadian Tire Corp. Ltd. says it has identified a data breach involving personal information belonging to customers, which was stored in an e-commerce database.
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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 @aussieinto.bsky.social · 1d
We all know where you bank.
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