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Mike The Canstralian 🇦🇺 🇬🇧 🇨🇦
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Immigrant Australian in Canada. Come on, you rip-roaring Hatters.
Name a 90s song.

Daisy Bell (Bicycle Built For Two) 1894.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqvu...
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Sex should be banned.

It can only lead to dancing.
Megyn Kelly: “If you're having positive interactions with men where you're going to bed with them, ... you're not going out there and looking at all these men as the devil enemies”
Megyn Kelly suggests people are protesting ICE because they aren't having sex
www.mediamatters.org
January 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
I want a Bluesky AI assistant that will automatically remove photos of conservative politicians and billionaires.
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Babe, wake up. Someone wants to spend quality time with you.
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Elbows exported to the United States, Canada.
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Madison Sheahan will meet voters in Ohio by going car door to car door.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 13h
Immigration and Customs Enforcement Deputy Director Madison Sheahan announced Thursday she is stepping away from her position to run for Congress in Ohio. https://cnn.it/4a1Ki0z
January 15, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The ABC contacted xAI about Grok to ask whether more safeguards would be put in place to protect users, and received what appeared to be an auto-reply: "Legacy Media Lies."

www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Behind Grok's mass digital undressing lies an 'unsurprising' truth
The X AI is not creating sexually explicit images of women on its own, but the software "facilitates their abuse" acting on the requests of men "eager to violate women".
www.abc.net.au
January 15, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I can confirm there were two types of drivers on Toronto roads today. Speeders, and people going so slow they were going backwards.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Snowy chaos shuts large parts of Don Valley Parkway, most GTA schools | CBC News
Heavy snow throughout the Greater Toronto Area has impacted residents from transit delays to a number of school closures. It comes exactly 26 years after former mayor Mel Lastman called in Canadian so...
www.cbc.ca
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Snow in Toronto means people forgetting how to drive. Stay safe today.
January 15, 2026 at 11:17 AM
More communist news coming our way.
CBC News is adding 33 local journalists and creating 11 new bureaus, increasing its Canadian footprint from 66 to 77 locations.

Many of the new positions are based in Central and Western Canada:
CBC News further expands local journalism, bureaus | CBC News
This year, CBC News will add 33 local journalists and create 11 new bureaus, increasing its Canadian footprint from 66 to 77 locations.
www.cbc.ca
January 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Pierre Poilievre tells a worker at Otter's Ocean Products in Lockeport, Nova Scotia that he was going to call ahead. But he lobster number.
January 14, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Australia leading the world again.

www.whsc.on.ca/What-s-new/N...
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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“Some members of the public are asking a simple question: knowing that Grok is a gender-based violence generator, why are institutional experts, organizations, and government officials still using X?”

My latest:

www.hilltimes.com/story/2026/0...
Artificial action: feds offering tepid response to AI abuse
Knowing that Grok is a gender-based violence generator, why are institutional experts, organizations, and government officials still using X?
www.hilltimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:20 PM
We may not be fucked. Yet.
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Heckling politicians is a beloved tradition for Australians.

youtu.be/cRMI4Z7ri8A?...
Old guy calls Tony Abbott a dickhead
YouTube video by Gort5536
youtu.be
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Happy Mel Lastman calls in the army to remove snow day to those who live here.

www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...
This Day In Weather History - January 14, 1999 - Call in the Army! - The Weather Network
Over 100 cm of snow accumulated in Toronto. Mayor Lastman called in the army to help with removal.
www.theweathernetwork.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
I'll become leader, but only if the party becomes social democratic.
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 PM