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authorblues
@authorblu.es
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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 | twitch partner | former-ish speedrunner | cs prof | generative AI luddite 🎮 biz: [email protected]
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authorblu.es
authorblues @authorblu.es · 20h
Not sure how often they ever do, unfortunately
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 21h
Everybody forgot about Mario Wonder too fast
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 22h
You monster!
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 1d
You did great. I'm so proud of you.
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Skybilz @skybilz.bsky.social · 2d
Bank or Stank 3 is up! Please leave a view/like on the YouTube short below. Every view helps! Thanks <3 www.youtube.com/shorts/Tvbdf...
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 2d
I'm really glad this resolved itself in the right way. We didn't have to get here, but the right outcome was achieved.
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RetroAchievements @retroachievements.org · 2d
Our founder, Scott, would like to discuss the recent situation that happened on RetroAchievements as well as the measures we will be taking going forward to ensure a healthy, welcoming community for all enjoyers of retro games and achievements.

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Clarifying RetroAchievements’ Goals
TL;DR RetroAchievements supports openness and celebrating retro gaming, but we will not provide a platform for games that contain illegal, hateful, or otherwise abhorrent content. Achievement sets for...
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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 3d
After 3 years and 3 playthroughs I am finally going to get the true ending of Eternal Darkness tonight after I banish this Jellyfish with the help of @authorblu.es who told me he was an expert on these things twitch.tv/TheJewker
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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Bonemeal @bonemealpro.bsky.social · 9d
My new game "Tom Dahl" is out now!
Watch over a mysterious prisoner and try to survive the night!
Available in English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, Indonesian and Russian! French will also be available soon.
Enjoy!
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Tom Dahl on Steam
In the small, burnt out Northern Ontario town that was once Montgomery Hills, there is a prisoner. You are in charge. Keep yourself awake long enough to see the light of day. Uncover the truth about o...
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adef @adef.bsky.social · 5d
theater kids go into speedrunning

band kids go into shiny hunting

this is the way of the world
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 5d
Congrats! I missed the announcement. Give my love to mom as well.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 5d
Did the thing
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 6d
Tagging me in this was a wild choice.
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WobblyPython: 🐍 @wobblypython.bsky.social · 6d
9 rings for men, 7 for dwarves, 3 for elves, and 1 super exclusive ring available exclusively as a preorder bonus at participating GameStop locations.
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authorblu.es
authorblues @authorblu.es · 7d
I'm working in DMs and inboxes and that seemed like a genuine error. It has already been corrected.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 8d
I can't wait for this website to become another image hosting app for aggrieved boomers posting their sparkly stars-and-stripes gifs with the text "I would willingly kiss Donald Trump on the mouth"

Everybody here is a Twitter expat. Most of us are about to become bsky expats too.
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authorblu.es
authorblues @authorblu.es · 8d
Oh thank god. I thought something was wrong with me.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 8d
My "gifted and talented" program ended up doing an entire year learning about pirates.

Seriously, I'm good. Gut the whole thing.
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authorblu.es
authorblues @authorblu.es · 8d
I just like big buildings.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 8d
You don't seem to understand: the reason why nazis are coming here now is because they're bored of X bc creators left, and we took our content with us. Fascists don't create art. Fascists don't create culture. Fascists don't create community. When we leave, they'll follow us to wherever we go next.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 8d
Could you do me a favor and stop trying to kill this website? I know you don't care, but its massively inconvenient to move. Not that I'm unwilling to do so -- you may remember that everybody moved here quite recently because we hated the CEO of the last place we were at
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 10d
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authorblues @authorblu.es · Aug 4
Bro, I'm so tired. I'm so tired.
A YouTube suggestion for a video titled "I HATE MARIO KART WORLD" in all caps with a thumbnail with "It's Bad" in giant letters.
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 10d
Even if it did get worse in some way, this is the same person who made a video a month ago that had the same thumbnail and approximately the same title. You drank from the Well of Gross Water once, and then came back for a second drink
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 10d
Unshackle yourself from the responsibility of forming dissenting opinions about things you don't like. You have the right to just not subject yourself to things that make you unhappy
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authorblu.es
authorblues @authorblu.es · 10d
I will like literally any reference to my favorite band
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Chris Weisiger @byobattleship.bsky.social · 12d
Waves of Steel is 33% off for the Steam Autumn Sale! Build your own battleship with far too many guns, kickflip over torpedoes, and go to ramming speed! #indiedev #indiegame

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Save 33% on Waves of Steel on Steam
If you like warships but wish they could kickflip, Waves of Steel is for you! Build your own custom warship and embark on a sprawling campaign filled with enemy ships, planes, submarines, and bizarre ...
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