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The Jewker
@thejewker.bsky.social
Chill retro variety streams, good vibes, chaos, jank, weird games.
Streams every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | He/Him Business Inquiries: [email protected]
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Hey there!

I'm Jewker, a bisexual Twitch Partner who does a lot of retro and variety that aims to keep a safe and chill space for everyone all while just having a blast and giving good vibes

Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thejewker
YT Vods: www.youtube.com/@TheJewkerSt...
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Now I heard there was a tiny box
Engraved with names like Minecraft Notch
And Brian Fargo and FourZeroTwo, yeah
But though it promised games for free
And mobile ports on your TV
It's a cold and it's a broken Founders' Ouya
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The best part of Kombatsgiving is the leftovers
While we finished* the main course once more, there's some MK dessert to be had.

We leftover some sidequests and secret bosses we never did, and it's time to finish our plate.

@thejewker.bsky.social and I will defeat these miskreants, starting around 3:30 PM ET/ 12:30 PM PT!

*Shao Kahn can go fu-
It's that time of the year! That's right, Kombatsgiving, a totally real and not made up event that allows me and @thejewker.bsky.social to play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks again.

Chill & Chat until Jewker is ready. Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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This too.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Happy Brak friday to those that celebrate.
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Surefire way to a dog's heart: get their ball or toy unstuck that's out of reach under a couch or table
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Late night walkies means it is perfect time to roll in grass for like 20 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Fuck out of here
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Happy Thanksgiving! No stream from me tonight so Jewkbox will be tomorrow, but I am joining Ryyudo this morning/afternoon for another Kombatsgiving where we play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks Ko-Op and learn the true meaning of Thanksgiving www.twitch.tv/ryyudo
Ryyudo - Twitch
Kombatsgiving Shaolin Monks w/ @thejewker | Add to !badgame December
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Gonna be joining this once the loafster is walked
It's that time of the year! That's right, Kombatsgiving, a totally real and not made up event that allows me and @thejewker.bsky.social to play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks again.

Chill & Chat until Jewker is ready. Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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It's that time of the year! That's right, Kombatsgiving, a totally real and not made up event that allows me and @thejewker.bsky.social to play through Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks again.

Chill & Chat until Jewker is ready. Starting shortly! twitch.tv/ryyudo
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
These last couple weeks I feel really guilty every time I sneeze cause Loafie hears it and gets a bit scared at the sudden loud noise for a brief moment
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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as a reminder, if you visit with a referrer from one of the major ai sites, you get this message. you can easily continue to the real article, if you read the text — it's just a link you click
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Sup?
November 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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One of the most endearing things about Captain Wayne (aside from its distinct visual style and general tone) is that there's this... disarming earnestness to it?
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He crobmch da cardboard box
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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I would HIGHLY recommend if you have ever been interested in Yakuza to pick this up before this happens. It'll be way more expensive and the content is NOT even remotely justified for it.

Plus 0 has some legit amazing mods that this will 120% break them.
Yakuza 0 Will be Delisted & Replaced by Yakuza 0 Director's Cut Starting Dec. 8th. https://ow.ly/AW7950XyiP5

November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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paint pen otter
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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🚨 BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all NYC students to carry a 3DS.
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.

AHAHAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
We got more emblems to collect in Sonic Adventure 1, but that also means checking out more dreamcast dlc! This time featuring Y2K twitch.tv/TheJewker
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The truth 🐊
November 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM