X ΘΔ
@xkeeper.net
"everyone moving to bluesky is an idiot"-- me, an idiot/harpy
co-founder @tcrf.net w/ roommate @rachelmae.bsky.social
homepage: xkeeper.net
(plural, therian, digital, demon, harpy... we're a mess, say hi.)
co-founder @tcrf.net w/ roommate @rachelmae.bsky.social
homepage: xkeeper.net
(plural, therian, digital, demon, harpy... we're a mess, say hi.)
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@xkeeper.net
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📌 i'm Xkeeper (or "X", for short; it means "time keeper")
i run @tcrf.net with my roommate, @rachelmae.bsky.social.
i disassemble nes games for fun; i work with php, lua, 6502.
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i run @tcrf.net with my roommate, @rachelmae.bsky.social.
i disassemble nes games for fun; i work with php, lua, 6502.
if you'd like to support us:
my ko-fi: ko-fi.com/xkeeper
our patreon: www.patreon.com/tcrfwiki
i added a redeem to my stream that has has a small chance of timing the redeemer out, but otherwise increases a counter and awards exponentially increasing amounts of points
it turns into a cacophony when it hits the limit and everyone jumps on it. it's great
it turns into a cacophony when it hits the limit and everyone jumps on it. it's great
January 13, 2026 at 10:47 AM
i added a redeem to my stream that has has a small chance of timing the redeemer out, but otherwise increases a counter and awards exponentially increasing amounts of points
it turns into a cacophony when it hits the limit and everyone jumps on it. it's great
it turns into a cacophony when it hits the limit and everyone jumps on it. it's great
playing some comfort games.
www.twitch.tv/xkeeper_
www.twitch.tv/xkeeper_
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
playing some comfort games.
www.twitch.tv/xkeeper_
www.twitch.tv/xkeeper_
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Every single fucking time, I swear.
January 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Every single fucking time, I swear.
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I guess I won Donkey Kong
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I guess I won Donkey Kong
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As part of SNES Central's 25th anniversary, I just published a prototype of The Brainies, which appears to be transitional between the US and PAL releases. Many thanks to @hiddenpalace.org for sending this my way! snescentral.com/review.php?i...
SNES Central: Brainies, The
This prototype of The Brainies appears intermediate of the US and PAL releases.
snescentral.com
January 12, 2026 at 9:24 AM
As part of SNES Central's 25th anniversary, I just published a prototype of The Brainies, which appears to be transitional between the US and PAL releases. Many thanks to @hiddenpalace.org for sending this my way! snescentral.com/review.php?i...
applied for a new place to live.
January 13, 2026 at 2:40 AM
applied for a new place to live.
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
if you repost that kind of shit you are directly contributing to making the internet worse. you are directly contributing to disinformation by refusing to spend the time it takes to think critically. you actively make the lives of everyone who has to say "no, that's stupid and fake" worse
January 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if you repost that kind of shit you are directly contributing to making the internet worse. you are directly contributing to disinformation by refusing to spend the time it takes to think critically. you actively make the lives of everyone who has to say "no, that's stupid and fake" worse
think for two seconds about how cool it would be to make a fake PSA about how you should totally ban these nasty ai bots. but they aren't in your server, oh no — you'll have to use their IDs, which we have so *helpfully* provided
give them the user IDs of your posting enemies and watch da fireworks
give them the user IDs of your posting enemies and watch da fireworks
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
think for two seconds about how cool it would be to make a fake PSA about how you should totally ban these nasty ai bots. but they aren't in your server, oh no — you'll have to use their IDs, which we have so *helpfully* provided
give them the user IDs of your posting enemies and watch da fireworks
give them the user IDs of your posting enemies and watch da fireworks
in what is sure to be a shocking surprise, this — the "ai bots are in your servers!!!" crap — is going around
for the love of all that is holy, stop trusting a fucking random-ass jpeg. think for five goddamn seconds
for the love of all that is holy, stop trusting a fucking random-ass jpeg. think for five goddamn seconds
shades of "discord added secret bots to every server (that don't show up in the user list and don't actually exist) be sure to ban these random account ids!!!!!"
January 13, 2026 at 12:17 AM
in what is sure to be a shocking surprise, this — the "ai bots are in your servers!!!" crap — is going around
for the love of all that is holy, stop trusting a fucking random-ass jpeg. think for five goddamn seconds
for the love of all that is holy, stop trusting a fucking random-ass jpeg. think for five goddamn seconds
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見上げななほし #おびひろ動物園 #キタキツネ
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
見上げななほし #おびひろ動物園 #キタキツネ
sometimes when all available avenues of things are exhausted, when you try to do things "right" but the system works against you at every turn, yeah, sometimes you just wanna fuckin smash shit. imma grab me mallet
January 12, 2026 at 10:02 PM
sometimes when all available avenues of things are exhausted, when you try to do things "right" but the system works against you at every turn, yeah, sometimes you just wanna fuckin smash shit. imma grab me mallet
it rules bouncing between bed and desk and then getting an email from your apartment complex saying "oh btw we're going to do tree and shrub trimming today, tomorrow, and wednesday, and it will be noisy! :)"
cool, exactly what i wanted to hear. i give up
cool, exactly what i wanted to hear. i give up
January 12, 2026 at 7:27 PM
it rules bouncing between bed and desk and then getting an email from your apartment complex saying "oh btw we're going to do tree and shrub trimming today, tomorrow, and wednesday, and it will be noisy! :)"
cool, exactly what i wanted to hear. i give up
cool, exactly what i wanted to hear. i give up
when you think about it, skee-ball is a sysiphus simulator. you roll a ball up a hill, just for it to come back down.
do you think he ever got the boulder in the 10,000 hole
do you think he ever got the boulder in the 10,000 hole
January 12, 2026 at 6:50 PM
when you think about it, skee-ball is a sysiphus simulator. you roll a ball up a hill, just for it to come back down.
do you think he ever got the boulder in the 10,000 hole
do you think he ever got the boulder in the 10,000 hole
the frustration of "awake early and with nothing planned, so i could go live" but feeling too nauseous and sick to do so, still. grumble
January 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
the frustration of "awake early and with nothing planned, so i could go live" but feeling too nauseous and sick to do so, still. grumble
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i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
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it's weird to constantly suck off the robot but then halfway into your document about how great it is to use everywhere for everything, you go "oh, uh, but using it for this one instance is actually bad."
asking it to do your research, your programming, your editing? cool and good. writing? no, bad
asking it to do your research, your programming, your editing? cool and good. writing? no, bad
January 12, 2026 at 5:18 PM
it's weird to constantly suck off the robot but then halfway into your document about how great it is to use everywhere for everything, you go "oh, uh, but using it for this one instance is actually bad."
asking it to do your research, your programming, your editing? cool and good. writing? no, bad
asking it to do your research, your programming, your editing? cool and good. writing? no, bad
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i hate these people so god damn much
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i hate these people so god damn much
good morning neighbors thanks for being loud enough to interrupt my sleep, always glad to have an unsolicited alarm clock
January 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
good morning neighbors thanks for being loud enough to interrupt my sleep, always glad to have an unsolicited alarm clock