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The Saatchigumi

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(No pronoun preference). 18+ only! A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp. Avatar is booba__tea Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags: #YearOfTheBeastars

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · Nov 19

Given my recent history, I figure this will do as a pinned image. Beastars, Melon and Dr Starline.

Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.

🎨 is:

1, 3 and 4 are @boobatea.bsky.social

2 is @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social

A take on the classic “We’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven” meme but instead it’s Saatchi saying, “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Melon.”

To which Melon replies, “Fantastic.”

An image of Saatchi hugging the arm of Melon dressed in the garb of Dr Starline. To the right of the main image is an image of Dr Starline with another Saatchi. Starline is dressed like Melon and the other Saatchi is equally as infatuated.

An image of Melon sat in an ornate chair. Saatchi is laid out beneath the chair while Melon rests his feet on Saatchi’s head.

Saatchi looks content and his tail wags happily at the treatment.

A recreation of the scene from the Beastars manga in which Legosi grapples with his cravings for meat. However in this variant it’s Saatchi grappling with the taste of Melon. This is in reference to a story in which the pair shared an unusual kiss with Melon taking the lead.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1h

If you think that’s what’s gonna happen to you tomorrow then don’t dwell on it and instead just enjoy today.

Do everything you want and need to so you’ll have plenty of fun things to remember to get you through whatever might happen tomorrow.

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Kaddyshacks @kadath.bsky.social · 1h

Krystal - Cosmic Concubine 14

A forearm makes for a handy boobshelf.

There is also a free 3D Blender model of this design!
forgetailfoundry.itch.io/krystalmodel

Posted earlier on my Patreon and SubscribeStar:
www.patreon.com/Kadath
subscribestar.adult/kadath

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1h

Mean ladies who then tag in a mean guy and an older and meaner guy too.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1h

In case you aren’t familiar “The Saatchi” was an idea I had where all the different forms and versions of Saatchi are their own individual beings. Live in their own universes, or outside of them etc.

But they come together every so often to meet and interact and that group is “The Saatchi”.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1h

I’m back resonating with the idea of “The Saatchi” again.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 22h

#YearOfTheBeastars #38 - The New Shishigumi looks a lot different than one might have expected. Sure, they've got a deer for a boss now, but being giants too? Louis pulled some serious strings to make this happen...

🎨 @iyzeekiilnsfw.bsky.social
Agata, Free, Ibuki, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru

Agata, Ibuki, and Free, potentially as macros, showing one foot each to the viewer. It's potentially the result of Shishigumi business.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 22h

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Bui Bui 🔜 AXC & MFF @buizilla.bsky.social · 1d

Pro Kaiju 🚁

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely, it looked terrible. I wish I could talk about what it was but you know how companies are.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1d

Got a presentation sent to me ahead of a business meeting today and it has AI “art” in it.

Gross.

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Siggi @siggimagenta.bsky.social · 2d

Watercolour style Ko-fi commission 💛

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2d

The first line is spoken by the train driver as they approach the macro’s ass.

The second is spoken by the macro.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2d

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Ky @kythetigrex.bsky.social · 2d

Hi. Sorry about this again, but I'm coming up on my phone bill. it's $81.05 and I have $46.27. Plus I could use an extra 12 dollars for the maintenance fee(Fuck BoA) As usual, I hate to ask but if I could have some help with this...?

www.paypal.com/paypalme/Kyl...

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Riggi, XXL 虎 @tigresstush.bsky.social · 2d

Better find the outskirts of the city quick..! 🐯🌃🆙

#RiggiArt #SizeSky

A balcony view of Riggi, asking some roof top little ones where the city limits are for she feels another growth spurt coming. Riggi wears a lace bra barely holding her hugeness

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2d

This is me if you even care

Funniest creature around (allegedly)

The end result screen of Quiplash 3, where Saatchi is crowned the winner.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2d

Good! Now, let’s see about getting the wolves on your face as well.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

*I walk by rambling incessantly about Melon Beastars and how great he is.*

Random person on the street: “What did he say?”

Other random person: “I dunno, something about being gay?”

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

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Splink - Jon Pertwee (1976)

YouTube video by BFI

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

3 double cheeseburgers once is okay.

3 double cheeseburgers regularly is bad not healthy of for you.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m telling you, Craig. Her ass was *this* big! And blue!”

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes it’s wolves, and then sometimes it’s wolves, and sometimes it’s wolves throughout the day.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

*insert “good heavens would you look at the time” meme but it’s Kassy and all the clock points just say feet*

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 4d

I mean can you imagine some mob boss shows up to your clothes store to extort protection money out of you.

But you’re in the city centre. And you’re a carnivore. You don’t need protection.

And then he spies a nice shirt and says “Mind if I try this on?”

And you don’t refuse him cuz (1/?)

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, you get it.