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The Saatchigumi
@authorgenericus.bsky.social
(No pronoun preference). 18+ only!

A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp.

Avatar is booba__tea

Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags:
#YearOfTheBeastars
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Given my recent history, I figure this will do as a pinned image. Beastars, Melon and Dr Starline.

Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.

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1, 3 and 4 are @boobatea.bsky.social

2 is @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social
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December 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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#YearOfTheBeastars #44 - For some, growth is an opportunity to readdress the balance of power in a situation. Herbivores getting back at Carnivores. For Haru, it allows her to use her gardening skills to 'plant' new homes.

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Haru, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
December 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
#YearOfTheBeastars #44 - For some, growth is an opportunity to readdress the balance of power in a situation. Herbivores getting back at Carnivores. For Haru, it allows her to use her gardening skills to 'plant' new homes.

🎨 @shikismeargle.bsky.social
Haru, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
December 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
It’s Christmas Eve but I still need to post. Forgive me, friends.
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Give folks their flowers

No, I mean right now. Go tell someone you loved their work right now. They're on social media just say it, it has never been easier

"They know how much people love--" no they don't go say it right now to a composer or artist or game dev or writer or anyone AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
September 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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#YearOfTheBeastars #43 - Laundry day is a pain for anyone, but when your boss is over 500 metres tall? Yeah, the Shishigumi are coming to understand how bad it is, as they work their way through Melon's wardrobe.

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Shishigumi, Melon, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
#YearOfTheBeastars #43 - Laundry day is a pain for anyone, but when your boss is over 500 metres tall? Yeah, the Shishigumi are coming to understand how bad it is, as they work their way through Melon's wardrobe.

🎨 @shikismeargle.bsky.social
Shishigumi, Melon, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru
December 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Evil, cruel, sadistic character that is nice to me in particular pls.
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It’s genuinely stupid to feel like this but it’s such an overwhelming feeling to have your hype immediately deflate now that you know the voice you loved isn’t going to carry through to the end.

Fuck splitting final seasons in half. I don’t even know if I want to watch my favourite part anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This is how I find out they replaced the VA for Melon in the new series of Beastars?

I know it’s a small world problem to everyone else but oh that stings.

I’ve heard the new one and it’s …okay, I guess? A bit too quiet and generic anime bad guy monologuer for me.

I really liked the ott original.
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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News: #BEASTARS Final Season Part 2 main promotional video, featuring the ending theme "Tiny Light" by SEVENTEEN; premieres exclusively on Netflix in March 2026 #bstanime youtu.be/910yVT2vxTo
アニメ『BEASTARS FINAL SEASON』Part2 メインPV |ED主題歌:SEVENTEEN「Tiny Light」|2026年3月Netflixにて独占配信開始
YouTube video by TOHO animation チャンネル
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December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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StarFox Shenanigans
December 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When you think about it, skyscrapers are just salaryman blind boxes for macros.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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people are like "isn't it plagiarism to imitate another writer" my brother in Reina that is literally how the sausage gets made. that is how you learn!
December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Some writing advice I gave just yesterday is just... writing is like drawing. Find something you like that someone else is doing, then try to do the sort of thing they do. That's how you learn--by imitation! Why do you think you spent so much time making sonnets in high school English?
People talk about writing like you have to be perfect at everything but writing has a lot of moving parts. You can have demiurgic worldbuilding but paper thin characters or multi-layered characters and JK Rowling worldbuilding and that’s ok!
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
So I got another WIP complete for my next story and as a treat I went out to see Avatar: Fire & Ash.

And y’know what? I know we joke about Avatar having zero cultural impact but damn.

Ever since the first one they’ve just been getting better. Like I loved Way of Water but this was even better!
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Dr. Starline!

This is a commission for @authorgenericus.bsky.social, thank you so much for your support!
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
As sleep comes to claim me, I think back on where I started with my writing.

Ripping off Super Mario 64 for a self-insert story set written in crayon / gel pen.

Compared to now, it’s hard to believe how far I’ve come. That there’d be people who want to read them. Hell, that enjoy them too?

Wild..
December 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
So I’ve started watching House M.D, and I’m most of the way through season 2 at this point.

But when this show goes for something tense, hot damn does it do it right. Whenever they have to resuscitate someone I’m right there like

“Come on, come on, it can’t end like this…not now.”

Very good.
December 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Maybe one day I’ll read The Inferno, but until that day, how did Dante get into Hell to take a stroll through all the Circles and back out again?

Did someone leave a door open?
December 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What if Saatchi was a sheep?

A Baatchi as it were?
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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🦊☯️😘 #Renamon #digimon #3dPrint
December 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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CW: macro/micro, nano

Sometimes repair work on tiny hardware requires even tinier hands. Though their hands might go a bit faster if Rivet could stop moving hers absentmindedly...

Commission for @varra.fromjaf.com and @zangzilla.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM