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The Saatchigumi

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(No pronoun preference). 18+ only! A writer specialised in fetishistic excess. Also the internet’s #1 Melon Beastars simp. Avatar is booba__tea Current Art (Commissions) / Story tags: #YearOfTheBeastars

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · Nov 19

Given my recent history, I figure this will do as a pinned image. Beastars, Melon and Dr Starline.

Probably all you’ll get out of me for a while.

🎨 is:

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A take on the classic “We’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven” meme but instead it’s Saatchi saying, “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Melon.”

To which Melon replies, “Fantastic.”

An image of Saatchi hugging the arm of Melon dressed in the garb of Dr Starline. To the right of the main image is an image of Dr Starline with another Saatchi. Starline is dressed like Melon and the other Saatchi is equally as infatuated.

An image of Melon sat in an ornate chair. Saatchi is laid out beneath the chair while Melon rests his feet on Saatchi’s head.

Saatchi looks content and his tail wags happily at the treatment.

A recreation of the scene from the Beastars manga in which Legosi grapples with his cravings for meat. However in this variant it’s Saatchi grappling with the taste of Melon. This is in reference to a story in which the pair shared an unusual kiss with Melon taking the lead.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 20h

#YearOfTheBeastars #38 - The New Shishigumi looks a lot different than one might have expected. Sure, they've got a deer for a boss now, but being giants too? Louis pulled some serious strings to make this happen...

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Agata, Free, Ibuki, Beastars is ITAGAKI, Paru

Agata, Ibuki, and Free, potentially as macros, showing one foot each to the viewer. It's potentially the result of Shishigumi business.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 20h

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Bui Bui 🔜 AXC & MFF @buizilla.bsky.social · 1d

Pro Kaiju 🚁

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1d

Genuinely, it looked terrible. I wish I could talk about what it was but you know how companies are.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1d

Got a presentation sent to me ahead of a business meeting today and it has AI “art” in it.

Gross.

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Siggi @siggimagenta.bsky.social · 2d

Watercolour style Ko-fi commission 💛

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 1d

The first line is spoken by the train driver as they approach the macro’s ass.

The second is spoken by the macro.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 2d

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Ky @kythetigrex.bsky.social · 2d

Hi. Sorry about this again, but I'm coming up on my phone bill. it's $81.05 and I have $46.27. Plus I could use an extra 12 dollars for the maintenance fee(Fuck BoA) As usual, I hate to ask but if I could have some help with this...?

www.paypal.com/paypalme/Kyl...

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Riggi, XXL 虎 @tigresstush.bsky.social · 2d

Better find the outskirts of the city quick..! 🐯🌃🆙

#RiggiArt #SizeSky

A balcony view of Riggi, asking some roof top little ones where the city limits are for she feels another growth spurt coming. Riggi wears a lace bra barely holding her hugeness

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2d

This is me if you even care

Funniest creature around (allegedly)

The end result screen of Quiplash 3, where Saatchi is crowned the winner.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2d

Good! Now, let’s see about getting the wolves on your face as well.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 2d

*I walk by rambling incessantly about Melon Beastars and how great he is.*

Random person on the street: “What did he say?”

Other random person: “I dunno, something about being gay?”

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

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Splink - Jon Pertwee (1976)

YouTube video by BFI

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

3 double cheeseburgers once is okay.

3 double cheeseburgers regularly is bad not healthy of for you.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

“I’m telling you, Craig. Her ass was *this* big! And blue!”

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

Sometimes it’s wolves, and then sometimes it’s wolves, and sometimes it’s wolves throughout the day.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

*insert “good heavens would you look at the time” meme but it’s Kassy and all the clock points just say feet*

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

I mean can you imagine some mob boss shows up to your clothes store to extort protection money out of you.

But you’re in the city centre. And you’re a carnivore. You don’t need protection.

And then he spies a nice shirt and says “Mind if I try this on?”

And you don’t refuse him cuz (1/?)

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah, you get it.

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

I suppose when you pair it with macro it ventures more into cloaker territory but usually that’s for nanos soooo, maybe not.

I was saying to someone recently about how macro is basically the all-spice of fetishes.

Put it on anything and nine times out of ten it improves it.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

Y’know, it’s really annoying when you’re in a group channel and there’s a music bot and everyone is putting their music in.

Some you like, some you don’t, but you listen anyway.

But the moment you put ANYTHING on, everyone just complains over it.

Guess I’ll just not bother next time.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

You’re right, it’s about as unsurprising as nobody reading it

The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

And then I followed it up with a story about Melon Beastars anyway.

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The Saatchigumi @authorgenericus.bsky.social · 3d

coming to get the signed version in the morning. Then they follow their boss.

You peer over the counter at the hybrid as he kicks a bit of debris and tuts.

His eyes catch yours and he smiles wickedly.

“Be seeing you again,” he says, his words dripping with sickening sweetness.

(END).

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