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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2h

Working on the Trunk or Treat setup in the shed.

Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 4h

Thanks! I don't usually have such a big table, it was provided by the venue. It still happens even when my stuff is crammed together, but not as much.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 4h

I think my setup is inviting. What am I doing wrong? 2/2

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 4h

I have noticed at most markets, but a lot at the one yesterday,that shoppers will stop at the booth next to me, then walk past like I'm not there, then stop at the next booth. Neither of my neighbors had flashy setups & both had 1 title to sell. I smile at everyone who walks past. 1/2

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 8h

Martin does not invest in towels. He prefers to dry off in the warm sun, between the jorts and the button-up shirt. #31DaysofMartin

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 18h

Of course not! 🙄

Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 18h

Me as a kid: Obsessed for over a year with the Russian Revolution & the Romanovs, kept a file of dinosaur facts alphabetized by species, was told I'd get along better with the other kids if I didn't act so weird.

Me now: My kid is autistic? How, no one else in our families is?🤔

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 19h

As Lyle Lovett said,

God does, but I don't
God will but I won't
And that's the difference between God and me

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 23h

A rather disappointing event today but we got pizza and also there was a romance author who was selling crocheted (or knitted, I can't tell the difference) dicks at her table. 👀

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 1d

Martin doesn't actually need the hat and veil, he just likes the way they look. #31DaysofMartin

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 1d

I am thinking of eventually trying to put together one of those little novelty books. The Adventures of Martin: The Little Ghost Living His Best Afterlife.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

After Oct maybe I will scan my pictures of Martin (plus the other pictures I have of him) and make a little book: The Adventures of Martin: The Little Ghost Who is Living His Best Afterlife. Of course I have to learn to format pictures, so it may be several years from now 😅

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

No hate to Canva, I've made my own covers in Canva but this one was ugly.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

Watching a movie where one character is an 'international best-selling author' and she shows her husband the cover of her new book & it looks like a lazy vanity press made it in Canva 🤨

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

Well, now you know their nutritional value 😄

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

OK, but who is out there eating tablespoons of unpopped popcorn kernels?

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

The guy who renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War didn't receive the Nobel Peace Prize.

Shocking.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

Book fair fit. Second pic is neckline & jewelry. Too fancy or just right?

(don't worry, I'll have makeup on too to save people from being sucked into the black holes of my dark eye circles)

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

The guide had assured Martin that the volcano was extinct, but Martin soon learned otherwise. It was the scientific discovery of the year. #31DaysofMartin

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 2d

That one is horrific. My favorite is the Skywatching one. Sorry/you're welcome?

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 3d

Feral drama:

Vash tried to rub his face on Milly like Meryl does and she walked away and he almost fell over. Friendzoned.

Also he has started meowing at me and bro sounds like a damn squeaky toy.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 3d

Traffic was unusually slow, then I noticed a sign with a big flashing arrow so moved into the other lane along with everyone else.

Then the sign flashed the name of an event that starts on Saturday. It's meant to tell people where to turn 2 days from now, not indicating a blocked lane 🤦

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 3d

I wish more men wore pink. If it's good enough for Vegeta it's good enough for puny humans.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 3d

Have you seen Local 58? It's my favorite analog horror channel.

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Patricia Correll @authorpcorrell.bsky.social · 3d

Relative on FB: 'Donald Trump is making it illegal to vote without ID! Share if you agree!' .

Um, where exactly in this country can you waltz in, say a name and vote? I have voted in two states and have had to show my ID every single time. Sounds like a fake problem to me.

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