Patricia Correll
@authorpcorrell.bsky.social
Writer of ghost stories, fantasy and daily to-do lists. She/her
Me, starting Katamari Damacy: I know you can roll up animals but I'm going to try not to do that.
Ne, now: HAHAHAHA I got a cat!
Ne, now: HAHAHAHA I got a cat!
a video game is being played with a display of buildings and a circle that says ' 28m 76cm '
ALT: a video game is being played with a display of buildings and a circle that says ' 28m 76cm '
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January 15, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Me, starting Katamari Damacy: I know you can roll up animals but I'm going to try not to do that.
Ne, now: HAHAHAHA I got a cat!
Ne, now: HAHAHAHA I got a cat!
Fifth-grader's discovery of Weird Al coincided with Weird Al going on tour, so he's getting an early birthday present in June!
a man with long curly hair is wearing a tin foil hat and saying `` seems a little crazy '' .
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January 15, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Fifth-grader's discovery of Weird Al coincided with Weird Al going on tour, so he's getting an early birthday present in June!
Have to finish cleaning the bedroom tomorrow because it took me so long to dust my toy shelf 😅
January 14, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Have to finish cleaning the bedroom tomorrow because it took me so long to dust my toy shelf 😅
I am now only 2 pounds heavier than I was when I got married 20 years ago.
Only...saggier. 😅
Only...saggier. 😅
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
I am now only 2 pounds heavier than I was when I got married 20 years ago.
Only...saggier. 😅
Only...saggier. 😅
Organized gangs of wine moms. Do these idiot marionettes even hear themselves?
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Organized gangs of wine moms. Do these idiot marionettes even hear themselves?
Teen is a junior and doesn't want a class ring, and also generally doesn't like jewelry. But they have a Ring Mass where they are presented with whatever notable thing they want to mark their junior year. I got him the sickest cufflinks I could find.
January 14, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Teen is a junior and doesn't want a class ring, and also generally doesn't like jewelry. But they have a Ring Mass where they are presented with whatever notable thing they want to mark their junior year. I got him the sickest cufflinks I could find.
Listening to an 'epic & melodic' playlist and the song tiles make it seem like Spotify really knows me.
January 13, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Listening to an 'epic & melodic' playlist and the song tiles make it seem like Spotify really knows me.
Scott Adams died. It's a shame because I remember 'Dilbert' was pretty funny, but then some years back he apparently lost his mind.
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Scott Adams died. It's a shame because I remember 'Dilbert' was pretty funny, but then some years back he apparently lost his mind.
Fifth-grader started playing Macarena and I, in the kitchen, immediately began doing the dance. It's like a trigger phrase for a sleeper agent to people who were teens in the 90s
a woman in a red top and black skirt stands on a balcony with buildings in the background
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January 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Fifth-grader started playing Macarena and I, in the kitchen, immediately began doing the dance. It's like a trigger phrase for a sleeper agent to people who were teens in the 90s
Is your engagement tanking? Just post about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and tons of people want to talk to you! 😄😉
January 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Is your engagement tanking? Just post about Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and tons of people want to talk to you! 😄😉
Found this on a table. It looks like an insult that the French knights in Monty Python would say
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Found this on a table. It looks like an insult that the French knights in Monty Python would say
A lot of people said the first season of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine wasn't that great, but I don't know, I've watched 6 or 7 episodes and they have all been good so far.
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
A lot of people said the first season of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine wasn't that great, but I don't know, I've watched 6 or 7 episodes and they have all been good so far.
We made the cake. I couldn't get the sugar cubes to light. Husband tried cubes soaked in bourbon. No dice.
I would sue Betty Crocker, but Husband pointed out the person who wrote the recipe is probably dead.
I would sue Betty Crocker, but Husband pointed out the person who wrote the recipe is probably dead.
January 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
We made the cake. I couldn't get the sugar cubes to light. Husband tried cubes soaked in bourbon. No dice.
I would sue Betty Crocker, but Husband pointed out the person who wrote the recipe is probably dead.
I would sue Betty Crocker, but Husband pointed out the person who wrote the recipe is probably dead.
Characters from Toby Fox games are surprisingly hard to draw.
January 11, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Characters from Toby Fox games are surprisingly hard to draw.
I was just washing dishes when suddenly, out of nowhere and apropos of absolutely nothing, I started singing 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' 🤨
three south park characters are standing next to each other with the words " what would brian boitano do " written above them
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January 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I was just washing dishes when suddenly, out of nowhere and apropos of absolutely nothing, I started singing 'What Would Brian Boitano Do?' 🤨
I chose my new book first thing this morning. Hard to be a God by the Strugatsky brothers. 👍
January 11, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I chose my new book first thing this morning. Hard to be a God by the Strugatsky brothers. 👍
I finished my book and now I am going to bed without having yet chosen my next book.
Is this dangerous? It feels dangerous. 😬
Is this dangerous? It feels dangerous. 😬
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I finished my book and now I am going to bed without having yet chosen my next book.
Is this dangerous? It feels dangerous. 😬
Is this dangerous? It feels dangerous. 😬
I've been trying to work on my people skills (in drawing lol) and the proportions aren't great (I tried to make sure the um, important ones were accurate). I give you Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
January 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I've been trying to work on my people skills (in drawing lol) and the proportions aren't great (I tried to make sure the um, important ones were accurate). I give you Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Katamari Damacy is HARD you guys, and the King of All Cosmos is SO MEAN 😭
a cartoon king with a crown on his head and the words " do you know esperanto " below him
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January 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Katamari Damacy is HARD you guys, and the King of All Cosmos is SO MEAN 😭
If I give Trump the Young Authors Award I won in 3rd grade, and scribble out my name and write his on, will he finally be satisfied and go away?
January 10, 2026 at 11:03 PM
If I give Trump the Young Authors Award I won in 3rd grade, and scribble out my name and write his on, will he finally be satisfied and go away?
Kid is watching videos from CES and I, an old person, see no purpose for 90% of the things these companies are displaying.
January 10, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Kid is watching videos from CES and I, an old person, see no purpose for 90% of the things these companies are displaying.
I play a little phone game where you have to find words out of a pile of letters. Lately they have had a daily themed challenge. They've been pretty difficult. Except today's theme was 'Donut Shop' and I solved it in seconds.
Make of that what you will. 🍩
Make of that what you will. 🍩
January 10, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I play a little phone game where you have to find words out of a pile of letters. Lately they have had a daily themed challenge. They've been pretty difficult. Except today's theme was 'Donut Shop' and I solved it in seconds.
Make of that what you will. 🍩
Make of that what you will. 🍩
Someone on my Nextdoor claims they saw this on their wildlife camera. What do we think, friends? 🤨
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Someone on my Nextdoor claims they saw this on their wildlife camera. What do we think, friends? 🤨