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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 4h

for as much as I dunk on people for consuming mindless brainrot, if a video pops up on my feed of one of those rug deep-cleans or those giant rolly vinyl press things where the vinyl changes color slightly with every pass you BET I'm watching that shit to the end every fuckin time

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 5h

It’s 2:35 in the East End, y’all know what that means

BIRDS

A photo taken from the passenger seat of a car stopped at a red light. The sky is full of seagulls for some fuckin reason.

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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 1d

Heard about the Louvre jewel heist and my first thought was “finally, some good old fashioned normal crime”

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 17h

> on a call
> gotta fart
> try to be sneaky
> it’s not sneaky
> discord icon lights up for the entire duration of the fart
> just immediately leave call

Black text on a background reads:

my brain: it’ll be silent, no one will even know

my ass:

Included is a colourful old medieval type painting featuring a line of six naked people, contorting their bodies down and between their own legs as they hold large golden trumpets that are emerging from their buttholes.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 18h

Me a book and a half into a new series: "this book hates women, I just can't prove it"

A close-up shot of Sergeant Doakes from the TV show "Dexter," sitting in a car and glaring seriously at a point just off-camera.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 18h

There are aspects about this world that I'm fascinated by and I want more of it because some parts are just SO interesting and I'm invested but then like half of it kinda sucks actually

the sex scenes are atrociously bad & I keep skipping them & there's this weird misogyny I can't put my finger on

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 18h

I'm a book and a half into this one fucking series now & JUST realizing that the mc is handled in this annoying way I hate, her problems are always solved by other chars & she can't have insecurities for longer than a few pages before everyone is coddling her back to her snarky super special self

A festive Christmas card with fancy writing in red that says "Wishing you a very Merry" followed by, in bright red comic cans, "GO FUCK YOURSELF"

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 22h

bro idk if it's because i'm ovulating or what but I saw a comic someone drew about finding a stray newborn kitten and now I'm out here crying in the club and wanting to rescue a wee lil kitten

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

OH AND I SHOULD ALSO CLARIFY:

"No Quote Dunking" ALSO includes NO SCREENCAPPING THE FUCKING POSTS TO POST & DUNK.

DO. NOT. GIVE. THEM. VISIBILITY.

PERIOD.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

The WH is actively setting up official BSky accounts for the purposes of attacking the userbase here & using the hostility they bait to fuel their current propaganda narrative of The Left(tm) being terrorists, "illegals," groomers & violent criminals.

Do not engage. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 1d

Woke up this morning to discover I got my first IMDB credit and got kinda excited

then realized I can't post screencaps here because it's under my legal name

lol

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 1d

Woke up this morning to discover I have an IMDB page.

Neat.

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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.bsky.social · 1d

just constantly vile that big streaming corporations directly profit off of the myriad ways women streamers have historically innovated technology & interactivity & built communities in the scene and the corpos can't even do the bare minimum to protect them from misogyny & sexual harassment/assault

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

this fucking seam between the body and tail is gonna turn me into the fuckin joker though because the texture files between both are WILDLY different and I CANNOT match them up no matter what I do

rage-induced aneurysm inbound

A close-up of the kelpie showing the line where the equine body meets the aquatic tail. There's a really obvious seem where the textures from both halves don't match.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

got inspired to try something new involving shoving a Teegle skeleton horse inside the Kelpie body and fucking with transparent textures to show off the bones. it's still hella early in the process but like

chat

chat I think I'm cooking with this one

a creepy looking horse with a skin that kinda reminds me of a fuckin brisket and a giant fish tail hovers above a grassy field. Its front legs fade away to skeletal legs, and its center reveals a set of ribs inside. It is tangled in strands of kelp, and its monstrous, not-at-all-horselike jaws are open showing rows of sharp carnivorous teeth.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

The WH is actively setting up official BSky accounts for the purposes of attacking the userbase here & using the hostility they bait to fuel their current propaganda narrative of The Left(tm) being terrorists, "illegals," groomers & violent criminals.

Do not engage. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

A wee little chibi Avie sits in front of a computer monitor at a desk, looking excited. Beside their head is small text that reads “oh heck we’re doin numbers”

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Kitaen Silva 🍁⛩️ Ancient Nogitsune VTuber @kitaensilva.bsky.social · 2d

WAIT

PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ANY LINKS REGARDING NO KINGS PROTESTS RIGHT NOW

For real, this is not a joke

In keeping with my earlier post, IT IS NOT A COINCIDENCE that immediately after the government makes a bunch of official bsky accounts we suddenly have a huge influx of new --

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

your fucking tax dollars and mine paid for a bunch of professional government trolls to have at least(!) one actual fucking meeting about how epic it would be to all join bluesky at the same time. people wrote fucking emails about this. from dot gov addresses

ceej @ceej.online · 2d

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

ceej @ceej.online · Jun 19

vance has got to be the most cucked vp of all time. absolutely no power, completely subservient to a sundowning blowhard and an unelected nazi sleaze, so bored of waiting around for grandpa to give him something to do that he’s organizing forum raids like goons dropping in on habbo hotel

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

not my absolutely fried ass only now realizing “last year” was like six months ago jesus FUCKING christ this timeline sucks dude

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

OH AND I SHOULD ALSO CLARIFY:

"No Quote Dunking" ALSO includes NO SCREENCAPPING THE FUCKING POSTS TO POST & DUNK.

DO. NOT. GIVE. THEM. VISIBILITY.

PERIOD.

Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

The WH is actively setting up official BSky accounts for the purposes of attacking the userbase here & using the hostility they bait to fuel their current propaganda narrative of The Left(tm) being terrorists, "illegals," groomers & violent criminals.

Do not engage. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

Who's your favorite Jedi? (wrong answers only)

A picture of a Faerie Poogle from Neopets. It kinda looks like a stripey purple hippo thing with pointy ears and a wee lil goat tail, with pink fairy wings.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

my sleep gummy hit me & I couldn't find the original peaky blinders meme someone made about this when Weird Righties tried to "infiltrate" bsky last year so I locked in, found the original scene, took the stills, stitched em in paint and captioned them myself.

oops

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

Here's a handy dandy list of all official WH propaganda accounts. Block all of them and forget about them.

They're only here to troll. They're openly bragging about that fact.

Remember the Golden Rule of the Internet: Don't feed the trolls.

bsky.app/profile/tony...

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

No tagging them.

No commenting on their posts.

No "counter-trolling." Y'all are shit at it & not nearly as clever as you think you are, stop embarrassing yourself.

No debating. They're not here in good faith.

NO. QUOTE. DUNKING.

They want the visibility. Block every account & let them starve.

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Avie Featherfault 🪶LOUD HARPYTUBER NOISES🪶 @avnfeatherfault.vtubers.social · 2d

The WH is actively setting up official BSky accounts for the purposes of attacking the userbase here & using the hostility they bait to fuel their current propaganda narrative of The Left(tm) being terrorists, "illegals," groomers & violent criminals.

Do not engage. DO NOT FUCKING ENGAGE.

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