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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 7h

Poor Kalec was never really ready to be an Aspect.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 8h

It takes a true commitment to peace to do that consistently. Even I can't completely resist the urge to argue with losers.

The Nobel Foundation is a truly immoral organization to deny you what is rightfully yours.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 8h

It's not bourgeoisie until you have to start describing what *kind* of maids you have.

Even then, I don't know that anyone will take you seriously until you have a few footmen around as well.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 8h

The skeleton one is too spooky for these babies. They might shoot live rounds if anyone uses it.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 8h

Love big Gadget~

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 8h

Suggesting my cousins try to get the prize by advocating for the US military to violently avenge Dan Mitrione's death and repress the Broad Front while they're at it.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 9h

The Jedi would have you believe the water must be boiled for your own "safety." They are only trying to hold you back.

Push through these fears and drink deep from this well of power.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 9h

🎉Congratulations!🎉

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 10h

It was a minor plot point in Lord of the Clans that Thrall didn't know any orcish for most of his time at Durnholde. He's gotta have a couple speech quirks even now.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 11h

I want to imagine Thrall has odd ways of pronouncing every class.

Shay-Man.
Droo-Eyed.
Pale-Aiden.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 11h

What triumph is being celebrated? Has he ended the Ptolemaic dynasty once and for all?

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 17h

Just for funsies, I did some math. At a 1000% "reduction," I'd be getting about $3950.10/month on just one of my medications.

Bow before me, you naturally-healthy peasants. Toil in the fields with your strong, functional bodies, you filth.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 17h

Okay but imagine if his math is right and all us chronically ill folks are suddenly being paid a small fortune for taking our pills.

I mean, he'd still be evil as shit, but I'd be able to afford a mansion on a hill.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

Just me for a preworkout? I thought you were going for *real* gains.

Hope you're planning on picking up a few more while I digest.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

People wonder how a group of five plucky heroes can beat the evil empire when, right outside their door, the modern storm trooper is pissing in terror at three frogs.

hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 1d

Those are three people in inflatable frog suits.

@MrAndyNgo
Now that the local and national press have started to cover the Portland ICE area round-the-clock in reaction to the President, Antifa have devised a plan where they are encouraging one another to come in animal costumes.

The costumes serve the function of masking the violent extremism to make the direct action appear like a family-friendly gathering on camera, and to whitewash the past ultraviolence.

In 2019, Antifa devised a similar plot by giving out free "milkshakes" at a protest. But they couldn't contain their bloodthirst and nearly killed me when they saw me. In 2020, they mobilized a fake "Wall of Moms" where female Antifa supporters and members wore yellow shirts to act as human body shields while violent rioters behind them hurled projectile weapons.

photo of three people in inflatable frog costumes

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

If all these other Christians doing evil is making it hard for you to, like, feed the poor and love your neighbor, thst sounds like a skill issue to me, ngl.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

Conveniently, you can find high-protein cuties at the gym!

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

In their minds, the people actively trying to stop ICE are the left equivalent.

They want the right to stop using state violence to round people up into camps.

They also want the left to stop being so noisy and disruptive when they protest said state violence.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 1d

Soneone tripped while getting up the stairs to the bed and then decided the curtains would make an acceptable nest instead

A chihuhua named Mini sitting on the bottom part of some curtains.

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Spouse cameo in the advertisement is cute.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

In addition to the elves, didn't humans rather famously participate in the Troll Wars?

Isn't the ruling dynasty of Stromgarde the Trollbane family?

Didn't they name their signature weapon Trol'kalar cause they just loved killing trolls so much?

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🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

😋

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

How is this even a secret? I keep openly saying I wanna eat you people.

🔞Azkirioth🔞 @azkirioth.bsky.social · 2d

Will we get to see your own AUs for a reasonable monthly fee?