🔞Azkirioth🔞
@azkirioth.bsky.social
32 | they/them | fan of men | http://linktr.ee/azkirioth | profile picture by @neonmixxed.bsky.social
Recent CRK update made me think...
Witch: O, loyal Virtues, let us bestow upon you a gift. What do we have that you desire?
SM: Oooh. I adore those eyes. Like windows to the soul!
MF: Your hands are strong but dextrous. Truly tools of creation.
ES: Those lovely mouths! So kissable!
BS: Feeeeet.
Witch: O, loyal Virtues, let us bestow upon you a gift. What do we have that you desire?
SM: Oooh. I adore those eyes. Like windows to the soul!
MF: Your hands are strong but dextrous. Truly tools of creation.
ES: Those lovely mouths! So kissable!
BS: Feeeeet.
February 14, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Recent CRK update made me think...
Witch: O, loyal Virtues, let us bestow upon you a gift. What do we have that you desire?
SM: Oooh. I adore those eyes. Like windows to the soul!
MF: Your hands are strong but dextrous. Truly tools of creation.
ES: Those lovely mouths! So kissable!
BS: Feeeeet.
Witch: O, loyal Virtues, let us bestow upon you a gift. What do we have that you desire?
SM: Oooh. I adore those eyes. Like windows to the soul!
MF: Your hands are strong but dextrous. Truly tools of creation.
ES: Those lovely mouths! So kissable!
BS: Feeeeet.
This Valentine's Day, we also have this lovely image from @neonmixxed.bsky.social
Strange energies are unleashed during this, the season of love. Scourge and Sonic have both turned into werehogs and it seems they want *something* from Shadow.
Strange energies are unleashed during this, the season of love. Scourge and Sonic have both turned into werehogs and it seems they want *something* from Shadow.
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
This Valentine's Day, we also have this lovely image from @neonmixxed.bsky.social
Strange energies are unleashed during this, the season of love. Scourge and Sonic have both turned into werehogs and it seems they want *something* from Shadow.
Strange energies are unleashed during this, the season of love. Scourge and Sonic have both turned into werehogs and it seems they want *something* from Shadow.
It's officially the 14th, so here's a bit of art by @meowwabae.bsky.social!
Silver occasionally makes it out to other timelines and accidentally causes trouble. Knuckles skipped his plans with Sonic again (on Valentines Day of all days) to "hang" with Silver.
Sonic will have to make due with pics.
Silver occasionally makes it out to other timelines and accidentally causes trouble. Knuckles skipped his plans with Sonic again (on Valentines Day of all days) to "hang" with Silver.
Sonic will have to make due with pics.
February 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
It's officially the 14th, so here's a bit of art by @meowwabae.bsky.social!
Silver occasionally makes it out to other timelines and accidentally causes trouble. Knuckles skipped his plans with Sonic again (on Valentines Day of all days) to "hang" with Silver.
Sonic will have to make due with pics.
Silver occasionally makes it out to other timelines and accidentally causes trouble. Knuckles skipped his plans with Sonic again (on Valentines Day of all days) to "hang" with Silver.
Sonic will have to make due with pics.
White bread at Walmart is above a dollar.
The empire has fallen.
The empire has fallen.
February 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
White bread at Walmart is above a dollar.
The empire has fallen.
The empire has fallen.
If you see this, post a character that starts with M
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
If you see this, post a character that starts with M
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Valium (common, medicine)
Bundle of receipts (trash)
Key to a storage unit (this item begins a quest)
Valium (common, medicine)
Bundle of receipts (trash)
Key to a storage unit (this item begins a quest)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Cat fur (common, material)
Chapstick (common, medicine)
US quarters (uncommon, currency)
Unfinished spicy drawing (rare, collectible)
Cat fur (common, material)
Chapstick (common, medicine)
US quarters (uncommon, currency)
Unfinished spicy drawing (rare, collectible)
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Okay, you know how sometimes when you defeat a big bad in Cult of the Lamb you get a chest with nothing but spiders in it?
Yeah.
It’s like that but with little black hedgehogs that all skitter every which way and nip you before disappearing.
Okay, you know how sometimes when you defeat a big bad in Cult of the Lamb you get a chest with nothing but spiders in it?
Yeah.
It’s like that but with little black hedgehogs that all skitter every which way and nip you before disappearing.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
Valium (common, medicine)
Bundle of receipts (trash)
Key to a storage unit (this item begins a quest)
Valium (common, medicine)
Bundle of receipts (trash)
Key to a storage unit (this item begins a quest)
I was on Wikimedia Commons and found this dreadful prophecy from the 1920s
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I was on Wikimedia Commons and found this dreadful prophecy from the 1920s
My attachment to each Nintendo console
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GameCube
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤Wii
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤3DS
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GameCube
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤Wii
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤3DS
My attachment to each Nintendo console
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 N64
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 GameCube
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wii
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Switch
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 3DS
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 N64
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 GameCube
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Wii
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Switch
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ 3DS
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 PM
My attachment to each Nintendo console
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GameCube
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤Wii
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤3DS
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 NES
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ SNES
🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 Virtual Boy
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ N64
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ GameCube
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤Wii
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤 Wii U
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 Switch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Switch 2
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Game & Watch
❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy
❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤 Gameboy Color
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Gameboy Advance
❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤 DS
❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤3DS
Back in my day, mankind was still just an ideal made in divine light, lacking a physical vessel with which to harm the rest of creation. And we liked it that way.
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Back in my day, mankind was still just an ideal made in divine light, lacking a physical vessel with which to harm the rest of creation. And we liked it that way.
I know about inflation and decimalization and the curse Thatcher uttered with her final breath all explain how things changed so much but like... it's still wild to watch old BBC content and hear the announcer talk about a family with six children living on just over £50 per week.
February 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
I know about inflation and decimalization and the curse Thatcher uttered with her final breath all explain how things changed so much but like... it's still wild to watch old BBC content and hear the announcer talk about a family with six children living on just over £50 per week.
Trying to get people to speak into my good ear without shouting, "SAY IT INTO MY GOOD EAR!" like I'm 90.
February 3, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Trying to get people to speak into my good ear without shouting, "SAY IT INTO MY GOOD EAR!" like I'm 90.
I need someone to convince Will Smith that West Philadelphia isn't real. That it was made up for the Fresh Prince.
I then need someone to let me meet him and try to re-convince him that it is, in fact, real.
Please. It's important to me.
I then need someone to let me meet him and try to re-convince him that it is, in fact, real.
Please. It's important to me.
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I need someone to convince Will Smith that West Philadelphia isn't real. That it was made up for the Fresh Prince.
I then need someone to let me meet him and try to re-convince him that it is, in fact, real.
Please. It's important to me.
I then need someone to let me meet him and try to re-convince him that it is, in fact, real.
Please. It's important to me.
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Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
I installed Mint on my laptop.
I have to have Windows on my desktop but I'm so tired of it.
I have to have Windows on my desktop but I'm so tired of it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I installed Mint on my laptop.
I have to have Windows on my desktop but I'm so tired of it.
I have to have Windows on my desktop but I'm so tired of it.
Christian nationalists just don't remember the bloodshed and brutality of the wars of religion, huh?
Religious tolerance isn't just meant to protect minority religions from Christianity. It's meant to protect Christians from each other. Do you *want* your hearts cut out for carrying out rebaptisms?
Religious tolerance isn't just meant to protect minority religions from Christianity. It's meant to protect Christians from each other. Do you *want* your hearts cut out for carrying out rebaptisms?
January 30, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Christian nationalists just don't remember the bloodshed and brutality of the wars of religion, huh?
Religious tolerance isn't just meant to protect minority religions from Christianity. It's meant to protect Christians from each other. Do you *want* your hearts cut out for carrying out rebaptisms?
Religious tolerance isn't just meant to protect minority religions from Christianity. It's meant to protect Christians from each other. Do you *want* your hearts cut out for carrying out rebaptisms?
We had to say goodbye to Mini today.
She was very close to the end of her chemo treatments. It was a surprise that a cardiac event, unrelated to her cancer, ultimately put her in the emergency room at the vet and took her from us.
She was very close to the end of her chemo treatments. It was a surprise that a cardiac event, unrelated to her cancer, ultimately put her in the emergency room at the vet and took her from us.
January 27, 2026 at 11:22 PM
We had to say goodbye to Mini today.
She was very close to the end of her chemo treatments. It was a surprise that a cardiac event, unrelated to her cancer, ultimately put her in the emergency room at the vet and took her from us.
She was very close to the end of her chemo treatments. It was a surprise that a cardiac event, unrelated to her cancer, ultimately put her in the emergency room at the vet and took her from us.
If you see this, post a robot.
January 25, 2026 at 7:04 PM
If you see this, post a robot.
Discord a little unstable tonight for anyonr else?
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Discord a little unstable tonight for anyonr else?
The cold makes me shiver and chatter like a cartoon character.
January 24, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The cold makes me shiver and chatter like a cartoon character.
i need someone to rammy my lammy til i parappa
January 22, 2026 at 5:13 AM
i need someone to rammy my lammy til i parappa
A Trip to the Moon with Big Naturals.
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A Trip to the Moon with Big Naturals.
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January 21, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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What does Arby’s represent? It represents Imperialism, as Arby’s always has.
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
What does Arby’s represent? It represents Imperialism, as Arby’s always has.
Getting macroplastics in your balls...
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Getting macroplastics in your balls...
Is this anything?
Is this anything?
Do not let me sleep through It. Wake me. Come to my home and smack me around, if need be.
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Do not let me sleep through It. Wake me. Come to my home and smack me around, if need be.