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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 9h

It has been a regrettably autistic (negative) night for me

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 19h

This is just to say

I have eaten
3kg
Of cola bottles

Which was
Medically
Ill advised
And bunged me up
Completely
With gelatin

Forgive me
I had a hankering
And also
Ate a carvery

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 15h

Well that’s a big ass leak isn’t it

Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 15h

O Canada…

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 15h

No he’s not that can’t be right

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Jake L @jaykayell.bsky.social · 15h

H from Steps breathes a huge sigh of relief.

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 16h

Taken moments before choking on deodorant

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 17h

The noughties was actually a wild time and it makes me wonder if current events are actually all that different (they are because of the fascism)

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 18h

I finished BotW so I’ve been trying to complete the remaining side and shrine quests but it’s not scratching the itch. I feel adrift. Bereft. Morose. A weather vane in stormy weather. Should I get into crack?

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 19h

Michael Jackson dying? That was a big one for year 9. Relentless bullying by everyone of one kid who was distraught

Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 19h

HSM, Justin Bieber and Twilight were the horsemen of the apocalypse. All-pervasive, impossible to escape, a blight

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 19h

Honourable mentions including one that probably should’ve made the cut had I remembered

- Boxing Day tsunami
- First Primark opens which led to half of year 9 being missing in the morning
- Bad Romance
- HSM begins
- Iraq war
- Maxie and Tony cop off, Peter finds YouTube
- Jade Goody

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 19h

What five events defined your childhood?

1. 9/11
2. Doctor Who (2005)
3. The 2008 crash
4. Blue waffle
5. Coalition government

spooky ijbolognese 🍝🎃 @benrs.uk · 21h

what five events defined your childhood

- madeline mccann
- drowning in the dundee olympia
- the credit crunch
- swine flu
- japanese tsunami/fukushima

jay @jaycgallagher.bsky.social · 22h

Little Mo hitting Trevor with the iron
That woman who was on Deal or No Deal for 50 shows and won a fiver
Prescott punching that bloke
Foot and Mouth
Freddie Ljungberg modelling for Calvin Klein

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 23h

Why did I sleep so badly I feel horrendous I’ve got be social later

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

Woke up at 3am needing the bathroom

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

I have successfully defined my neurology for the nth time

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 1d

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll pass it onto the bears

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

Summoning

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

Death

Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

I think moderate is probs normal base rate for being about and doing stuff though?? Do not fret I’m sure it’s okay

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

I had to stop doing this because everytime I had a meeting of any sort my app would immediately spike into the orange and then drop when it was over, which would amount to most of my working day

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

I have some bad news 😬

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 1d

Get new hobbies you sinner!

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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 2d

Bukkake

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 2d

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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