Pudge
@babypudge.bsky.social
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Hopelessly boyish, LA-based, nightly crib user, Mickey Mouse superfan, straight-presenting babycuck/ace open to having a dad, occasionally a scamp but not bratty, infrequent sissy. Available for adoption, open to relocation +18 account - He/Him
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I really would love if
@gopretendagain.bsky.social
was eventually able to launch a companion diaper that is the equivalent of being handed an unplugged second player controller - simplified design, softer colors, baby versions of the characters. Like a Playskool controller you can wear.
babypudge.bsky.social
I only get to play on easy 🙁
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Lil' guy probably wouldn't be so self-conscious if he knew what was waiting for his bedwetter cousin in the overnight bag Uncle Ken packed. (Yes, I know, SPP are too middle for me - I agree! That said, I have plans to travel to Japan next year and no way I'm not crinkling around Shibuya in these.)
babypudge.bsky.social
"Dad, he'll notice!"

“You're the one who fibbed to his cousin about how I only had you in diapers today because of the lines at Disney. Besides, it'll be fast. He wants to watch a PG movie, so you're just going to give Uncle Ken a kiss goodnight before I tuck you in early. Living Room. Now. MARCH!"
babypudge.bsky.social
I'm not saying that Holiday Inn Express has a file on me, I'm just saying that it's a little suspicious that I seem to always get a room with a chaise lounge - aka the perfect hotel changing table.
babypudge.bsky.social
Not a random list, these are my gears:

Buster: Chaotic Boyscout (Adult persona)

Tom: Misfortunate Protagonist (My desires)

Tugs: Infantile But Masculine Cutie-Boy (The real me)

Plucky: Hesitant Sceptic/Cynic (The reason I haven’t replied to your message from 10 years ago)
babypudge.bsky.social
Just because I'm not a babyfur doesn't mean my icons aren't. (Open to fursona interpretations if anyone wants to give it a go! I'm most likely a puppy.)
babypudge.bsky.social
"Hey champ, I'm back with the... oh-ho, I see my soggy superstar has drawn a little crowd for the show!"
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"Whoops! Looks like I left the wipes back in the car after I cleaned my messy lil' eater up from lunchtime. Just hang tight buddy, I'll be back in about 5 minutes..."
babypudge.bsky.social
A 90s Christmas home movie of a kid freaking out because his parents got him the N64 he's been pestering them for all year but instead it's a little that is usually kept in babyish diapers getting a case of Super Pixel Pals.
babypudge.bsky.social
*Points eagerly at the poster in the lobby before being immediately denied and taken into the 10am showing of Zootopia 2*
babypudge.bsky.social
Day 5 of locktober has me all huffy imagining a new movie genre dubbed "regression horror" - A24 style flicks with sub/dom baby stories that play out like horror to vanilla folks, but we're all packing the theaters like 😮‍💨🤩😍🫨 - a trope of the genre is a twist happy ending.
babypudge.bsky.social
It looks like we have pretty similar necklines, so you shouldn't have a problem - I haven't added any extra cord to the ties and they work fine for me. The Hallmark/Amscan birthday bibs from the mid to late 2000s are surprisingly accommodating on an adult.
babypudge.bsky.social
It's pretty old, so it was likely a Party City find back when I lived near one and would cruise it for Disney stuff. I have nicer fabric bibs, but had planned to get this one messier than the published photo (highchair tray has some issues, waiting on a replacement from @yourlittlespace.bsky.social)
babypudge.bsky.social
God help the little guy that wanders into my den if I ever switch sides and become a Daddy (Vegas odds are currently against it, but life it a long road) I for sure have a sadist's mind, but a submissive's desires.
babypudge.bsky.social
Same! Honestly, this seemed like the most likely way to get myself accustomed to non-solid food - I took dozens of bites (I did add some flavoring) and, texture aside, I wasn't bothered by it at all.
babypudge.bsky.social
Agreed. The loose attachments to the tray of this highchair fully gave out during the shoot (I've already let @yourlittlespace.bsky.social know, and they're replacing it.) I don't want to spoil the photo, but you might notice me supporting one side. Was going to put more on as I went.
babypudge.bsky.social
In case you're wondering, this is lunchtime - after a while Daddy starts doing this same thing at dinner, but with pita and hummus.
babypudge.bsky.social
Chips & guac—your favorite! You loved it so much, you didn’t mind it becoming daily. You barely noticed it growing thinner and milder, with one less chip each day... until it was far too late. Now, fully weaned off solids, you bounce excitedly for your big bowl of plain pureed avocado—your favorite!
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Honestly, I don't have much bad to say about her, other than she seems to be extremely attracted to a super manipulative and quasi-masculine dude and will do whatever he says to keep him around.
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No idea, I left them behind a decade ago, but oh boy do I have stories...
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🎵 Diaper boys in their cages, despite fits and rages, they can't get the key - it belongs to Daddy 🎵

🎶 He locked up your ding dong - ding dong - ding dong 🎶