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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 10h

Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 13h

I'm not saying that Holiday Inn Express has a file on me, I'm just saying that it's a little suspicious that I seem to always get a room with a chaise lounge - aka the perfect hotel changing table.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 1d

Not a random list, these are my gears:

Buster: Chaotic Boyscout (Adult persona)

Tom: Misfortunate Protagonist (My desires)

Tugs: Infantile But Masculine Cutie-Boy (The real me)

Plucky: Hesitant Sceptic/Cynic (The reason I haven’t replied to your message from 10 years ago)

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 2d

Just because I'm not a babyfur doesn't mean my icons aren't. (Open to fursona interpretations if anyone wants to give it a go! I'm most likely a puppy.)

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 2d

"Hey champ, I'm back with the... oh-ho, I see my soggy superstar has drawn a little crowd for the show!"

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 2d

"Whoops! Looks like I left the wipes back in the car after I cleaned my messy lil' eater up from lunchtime. Just hang tight buddy, I'll be back in about 5 minutes..."

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 3d

A 90s Christmas home movie of a kid freaking out because his parents got him the N64 he's been pestering them for all year but instead it's a little that is usually kept in babyish diapers getting a case of Super Pixel Pals.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 4d

*Points eagerly at the poster in the lobby before being immediately denied and taken into the 10am showing of Zootopia 2*

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 4d

Technically, there is already at least one film in the genre, but it's long overdue for a remake - www.imdb.com/title/tt0069...

The Baby (1973) ⭐ 6.1 | Drama, Horror, Thriller

1h 24m | PG

www.imdb.com

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 4d

Day 5 of locktober has me all huffy imagining a new movie genre dubbed "regression horror" - A24 style flicks with sub/dom baby stories that play out like horror to vanilla folks, but we're all packing the theaters like 😮‍💨🤩😍🫨 - a trope of the genre is a twist happy ending.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

"life it a long road" is absolutely a typo, but I stand by it.

a man in a suit and tie is saying `` because i 'm a cave man that 's the way i think ''

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying `` because i 'm a cave man that 's the way i think ''

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

It looks like we have pretty similar necklines, so you shouldn't have a problem - I haven't added any extra cord to the ties and they work fine for me. The Hallmark/Amscan birthday bibs from the mid to late 2000s are surprisingly accommodating on an adult.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

Doesn't seem too hard to track down (this is the first result, deeper search might result an even a better price) - www.ebay.com/itm/22556482...

Pooh's Birthday-Winnie the Pooh-Party Supplies-Birthday Bib NIP | eBay

Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Pooh's Birthday-Winnie the Pooh-Party Supplies-Birthday Bib NIP at the best online prices at eBay! Free shipping for many products!

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

It's pretty old, so it was likely a Party City find back when I lived near one and would cruise it for Disney stuff. I have nicer fabric bibs, but had planned to get this one messier than the published photo (highchair tray has some issues, waiting on a replacement from @yourlittlespace.bsky.social)

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

God help the little guy that wanders into my den if I ever switch sides and become a Daddy (Vegas odds are currently against it, but life it a long road) I for sure have a sadist's mind, but a submissive's desires.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

Same! Honestly, this seemed like the most likely way to get myself accustomed to non-solid food - I took dozens of bites (I did add some flavoring) and, texture aside, I wasn't bothered by it at all.

Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

Agreed. The loose attachments to the tray of this highchair fully gave out during the shoot (I've already let @yourlittlespace.bsky.social know, and they're replacing it.) I don't want to spoil the photo, but you might notice me supporting one side. Was going to put more on as I went.

Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

In case you're wondering, this is lunchtime - after a while Daddy starts doing this same thing at dinner, but with pita and hummus.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 5d

Chips & guac—your favorite! You loved it so much, you didn’t mind it becoming daily. You barely noticed it growing thinner and milder, with one less chip each day... until it was far too late. Now, fully weaned off solids, you bounce excitedly for your big bowl of plain pureed avocado—your favorite!

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 6d

Honestly, I don't have much bad to say about her, other than she seems to be extremely attracted to a super manipulative and quasi-masculine dude and will do whatever he says to keep him around.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 6d

No idea, I left them behind a decade ago, but oh boy do I have stories...

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 6d

🎵 Diaper boys in their cages, despite fits and rages, they can't get the key - it belongs to Daddy 🎵

🎶 He locked up your ding dong - ding dong - ding dong 🎶

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 8d

Either that's just a daylight savings bedtime for the summer, or you've done something extra special recently to be getting all the way to 8pm.

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 8d

The pacifier itself is a Fixx from Pacifier Addict/Rearz with a latex XL Cherry Pop bulb, the gag it goes into this here, thought I made a new headstrap for it that doesn't mess up my hair - todlrfactory.com/collections/...

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Pudge @babypudge.bsky.social · 8d

todlrfactory.com/collections/... - I made the headstrap, because the one it comes with isn't good in my opinion (complicated, uncomfortable, messes up your hair) but the main strap is still nice. Get the one for the Fixx pacifier (sold separately from Pacifier Addict/Rearz) if you want a big paci.

Products

Todlr Factory is an innovative small company, based in Colorado, USA and run by Littles, for Littles. We are dedicated to producing high quality, USA Made Little Lifestyle Products, to make your agepl...

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