Mycelial Ghoul
@backwoodsfairy.bsky.social
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I see the future. We all end up dead. Neurodivergent | Community Herbalist | Any pronouns | no medical advice | might help ID plants (just ask) cosmo student ✂️💅🏼 $mycelialgurl
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Happy birthday! Hope it’s a great one
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Marmot put on his cute human mask again
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Muahahahaha a bunch of teachers all quit at my old school this week. It’s almost like the problems I pointed out and reasons I left are still presently affecting people there :)
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Not an unbothered queen but a worrying wench concerned about things you haven’t even considered yet.
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Someone immediately blocked me for posting this lol
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Ian Watkins got murdered today lmao good
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He had a huge chip on his shoulder about being hideous. His personality could’ve won out but it was fake. Apparent he’s a father now.
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A soup bar but obviously not buffet style.

Instead of mints, we’d leave cough drops and saltines with the checks.

He’s already come up with a jingle. This dude is cracking me up.
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The kid just came up with a restaurant called Sick2GO for people who need healing homemade foods quickly because they’re sick and don’t feel like cooking.
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I was this friend before having my son. You have a place in heaven!

He’s sick too so we are just laid up watching movies and suffering together.
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The ugliest guy I ever dated did the most damage to my self esteem. It’s like I gave him the confidence to treat me horribly and cheat lmaooo
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Having to parent through today even though I’d like to just be asleep because everything hurts.
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We all cried. I feel so bad. My routine was severely disrupted and I just forgot to get them in before their bedtime at 8.
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Something ate the last of the chickens and it’s my fault for forgetting to put them away tonight. I feel like a huge piece of shit.
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"I wouldn't want immortality, eventually you will get bored." listen it will take me 6,650 lifetimes just to watch all the movies and TV shows, read all the books, and play all the games that currently exist, I'm not going to even start worrying about it until then
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Happens to me all the time.
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Local man eats too much beijing beef, goes to be at 7.
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mamatried.bsky.social
people seething over ms rachel will never not be funny
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I already know my husband is gonna come home from work too tired to spank my butt and I’m trying not to be a brat about that.
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I’m broke and scared of DoorDash now but there’s an over-priced gluten free hazelnut cake situation I’m debating. This week was a fuck.