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Bad Choices Make Good Stories
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Political humor and current events. Similar to Last Week Tonight, The Daily Show, SNL, John Oliver, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, etc. BadChoices.us | 70k+ on Substack.com/@badchoicesmakegoodstories
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 8d
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Pam Bondi refuses to answer if she consulted with the White House about not releasing the Epstein files: “I'm not going to discuss anything about that with you.”
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 1d
Portland and Chicago will outlive him. ❤
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 19h
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 17h
The GOP attracts criminally insane psychopaths,
because corruption is rewarded, not punished.
Greed is idolized as a virtue.
Selfishness is celebrated.
Obvious lies are treated as gospel truth.

To Republicans, politics is a game. The goal is to enrich yourself, and fuck everyone else.
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 21h
The Messiah was foretold.
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 2d
Ever wonder what you would have done in Nazi Germany?

You're doing it right now.
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 2d
Gavin Newsom is easy on the eyes. Trump isn't.
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 3d
Pam Bondi refuses to answer yes or no question: "Does the FBI have incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women?"

All of Trump's corrupt accomplices belong in prison with him.
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Oliver Markus Malloy @malloy.rocks · 3d
Meanwhile, in war-ravaged Portland…
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 1d
Trump wants to arrest Democrats.

What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.

Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
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Fascism.link @fascism.link · 1d
Trump threatens to arrest Governor Pritzker. Pritzker replies: "Come and get me!"

Pritzker is one of the few American politicians who recognizes that Trump is an actual Nazi.
Trump threatens to arrest Governor Pritzker. Pritzker replies: "Come and get me!"
Pritzker is one of the few American politicians who recognizes that Trump is an actual Nazi.
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 2d
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 1d
Trump wants to arrest Democrats.

What scares me the most is not just that history is repeating itself, but how many Americans can’t see that history is repeating itself.

Hitler put Democrats in concentration camps even before he put Jews in concentration camps.
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 2d
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 2d
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 2d
Gavin Newsom is easy on the eyes. Trump isn't.
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 3d
MAGA wants Lara Trump to perform at the Super Bowl.

Hasn't America suffered enough?
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Bad Choices Make Good Stories @badchoices.us · 4d
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