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Female US citizen tried to get to her doctor’s appointment when ICE agents smashed her car windows, cut off her seatbelt, pulled her out, and arrested her.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Female US citizen tried to get to her doctor’s appointment when ICE agents smashed her car windows, cut off her seatbelt, pulled her out, and arrested her.
ICE thug with a Nazi tattoo
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
ICE thug with a Nazi tattoo
What the world needs is less Trump.
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 AM
What the world needs is less Trump.
Huge anti-ICE protest in New York
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Huge anti-ICE protest in New York
Thousands of protesters in Times Square sing "Fuck Trump!"
❤ Share with a friend and sing along! 😂
❤ Share with a friend and sing along! 😂
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Thousands of protesters in Times Square sing "Fuck Trump!"
❤ Share with a friend and sing along! 😂
❤ Share with a friend and sing along! 😂
Apparently now Dementia Donnie wants to ban alcohol because freedom, amirite?
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Apparently now Dementia Donnie wants to ban alcohol because freedom, amirite?
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Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Reposted by Bad Choices Make Good Stories
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
MAGA dumbfucks are gonna be so surprised when they finally figure out that treating brown people like subhumans won’t solve any of their problems.
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
MAGA dumbfucks are gonna be so surprised when they finally figure out that treating brown people like subhumans won’t solve any of their problems.
2A Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look right now, while an actual tyrant destroys America.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
2A Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look right now, while an actual tyrant destroys America.
If you hate trans people more than you hate Nazis, you’re a Nazi.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
If you hate trans people more than you hate Nazis, you’re a Nazi.
If you don't feel seething anger when you see videos of ICE Gestapo brutalizing people, there is something seriously wrong with you. You lack empathy, morality, and basic human decency.
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
If you don't feel seething anger when you see videos of ICE Gestapo brutalizing people, there is something seriously wrong with you. You lack empathy, morality, and basic human decency.
Trump's ICE Gestapo is waging war against the American people.
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Trump's ICE Gestapo is waging war against the American people.
Right now would be a good time for white hat hackers like Anonymous to release the Epstein files.
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and making a funny face .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and making a funny face .
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January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Right now would be a good time for white hat hackers like Anonymous to release the Epstein files.
