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Trump and Epstein were fuck buddies and shared girls.
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Trump and Epstein were fuck buddies and shared girls.
Whatever happened to Saddam Hussein and his sons? 🤔
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Whatever happened to Saddam Hussein and his sons? 🤔
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
MAGA dumbfucks are gonna be so surprised when they finally figure out that treating brown people like subhumans won’t solve any of their problems.
January 13, 2026 at 6:45 AM
MAGA dumbfucks are gonna be so surprised when they finally figure out that treating brown people like subhumans won’t solve any of their problems.
2A Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look right now, while an actual tyrant destroys America.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
2A Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look right now, while an actual tyrant destroys America.
MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they don’t even know that the pro-slavery Confederates were the bad guys during the civil war, and they still are.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 AM
MAGA dumbfucks are so fucking dumb, they don’t even know that the pro-slavery Confederates were the bad guys during the civil war, and they still are.
If you hate trans people more than you hate Nazis, you’re a Nazi.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
If you hate trans people more than you hate Nazis, you’re a Nazi.
If you don't feel seething anger when you see videos of ICE Gestapo brutalizing people, there is something seriously wrong with you. You lack empathy, morality, and basic human decency.
January 12, 2026 at 7:28 PM
If you don't feel seething anger when you see videos of ICE Gestapo brutalizing people, there is something seriously wrong with you. You lack empathy, morality, and basic human decency.
Trump's ICE Gestapo is waging war against the American people.
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Trump's ICE Gestapo is waging war against the American people.
Right now would be a good time for white hat hackers like Anonymous to release the Epstein files.
a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and making a funny face .
ALT: a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Right now would be a good time for white hat hackers like Anonymous to release the Epstein files.
It's easier to brainwash a MAGA dumbfuck than to convince them that they've been brainwashed.
January 12, 2026 at 12:32 AM
It's easier to brainwash a MAGA dumbfuck than to convince them that they've been brainwashed.
Hitler convinced German Nazis that Jews wanted to exterminate them. That's why German Nazis exterminated Jews in self defense
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Hitler convinced German Nazis that Jews wanted to exterminate them. That's why German Nazis exterminated Jews in self defense
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
Zohran Mamdani is now officially mayor of New York, the greatest city in the world! ❤❤❤
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Zohran Mamdani is now officially mayor of New York, the greatest city in the world! ❤❤❤
Trump is a Russian clown
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Trump is a Russian clown
Things that keep MAGA incels up at night.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Things that keep MAGA incels up at night.