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Apparently now Dementia Donnie wants to ban alcohol because freedom, amirite?
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Apparently now Dementia Donnie wants to ban alcohol because freedom, amirite?
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
January 13, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Hey MAGA beta cucks:
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
Why do all MAGA memes of Trump look like gay porn?
Do you guys think about Trump while you masturbate?
2A Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look right now, while an actual tyrant destroys America.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 AM
2A Americans have no idea how fucking stupid they look right now, while an actual tyrant destroys America.
If you hate trans people more than you hate Nazis, you’re a Nazi.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
If you hate trans people more than you hate Nazis, you’re a Nazi.
Trump's ICE Gestapo is waging war against the American people.
January 12, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Trump's ICE Gestapo is waging war against the American people.
Hitler convinced German Nazis that Jews wanted to exterminate them. That's why German Nazis exterminated Jews in self defense
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Hitler convinced German Nazis that Jews wanted to exterminate them. That's why German Nazis exterminated Jews in self defense
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
Trump convinced MAGA Nazis that liberals want to exterminate them. That's why MAGA Nazis want to exterminate liberals in self defense
There's an American Holocaust coming.
Zohran Mamdani is now officially mayor of New York, the greatest city in the world! ❤❤❤
January 1, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Zohran Mamdani is now officially mayor of New York, the greatest city in the world! ❤❤❤
Trump is a Russian clown
January 1, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Trump is a Russian clown
Things that keep MAGA incels up at night.
December 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Things that keep MAGA incels up at night.
Nazis use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
December 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Nazis use lies as a weapon, to demonize minorities and incite hate and violence.
Is it even news anymore when Trump gets caught in yet another lie?
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Is it even news anymore when Trump gets caught in yet another lie?
There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
December 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
There were less than 200 people at Trump's rally in Pennsylvania.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
Even MAGA dumbfucks are getting tired of Trump's bullshit.
