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@bakeoff.bsky.social

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More coffee, please. #CatDad ( sometimes proud ), Musician, retired zookeeper and part-time Nihilist. ( Peer-certified worker within the psychiatric field ) Also ( and I hate that this needs to be said, again ) NO ROOM FOR NAZI'S!

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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

Ah yes, they showed real moderation when they hired Elon and the DOGE edgelords.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

Well, NYT and most legacy media has helped him and continues to do so.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d

So, and let me get this straight, he's not funding Antifa terrorist sleeper cells!!!
But who is then???

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

I love the Portland protests, but for the love of god, please don't show up in a puppy costume!

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Drake did the triple defeat. Lost at music. Lost at court. Lost at bars.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

a man with a beard and braids is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .

ALT: a man with a beard and braids is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .

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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Private "healthcare" companies ftw! /s

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry for self-quoting, but ffs. bsky.app/profile/bake...

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

She's gonna get disbarred into oblivion.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

He's the new Joe Manchin.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Calling yourself a rapper and suing another rapper for defamation because you lost the battle is effing pathetic.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

"I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky..."
Oh ffs, it's not in the least risky if you're cognitively sane.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

Fun fact about bats btw. They make up somewhere around 20% of mammal species. ( I got this from watching a Ze Frank vid ) 😄

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

She's gonna get disbarred into oblivion.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

I hope not! ( I'm Danish so the more goals for denmark, the merrier) :)

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 2d

so far you're spot on in belarus vs denmark :D

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

"exaggerating", also known as outright lying. ( unless you're in the cult ).
Or, as the brocast bro's put it, "It was a joke bro! Can't take a joke bro?!".

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

"We took the freedom of speech away because..."
Fox News: "The President is protecting free speech!"

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

All the red cities are gonna FAFO once the blue cities stop paying for their welfare.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

This is like the before and after of a fucking horror movie.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

Hm, we should sue them for 20 trillion dollars.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

This reminds me a whole lot of a certain bubble waiting to deflate that happened back in the 00's.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

LOL. In my first playthrough i shot them all. In my second playthrough I did what you did. On my third playthrough, I just sat back and watched them fuck up themselves and ran down the ones that got away.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

Black fucking Flag!

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

Jesus Christ. American media has gone full fascist.

BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 3d

a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i can be your hero , baby '' written below him .

ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i can be your hero , baby '' written below him .

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