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bakeoff.bsky.social
BakeOff
@bakeoff.bsky.social
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More coffee, please. #CatDad ( sometimes proud ), Musician, retired zookeeper and part-time Nihilist. ( Peer-certified worker within the psychiatric field ) Also ( and I hate that this needs to be said, again ) NO ROOM FOR NAZI'S!
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
I love the Portland protests, but for the love of god, please don't show up in a puppy costume!
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Drake did the triple defeat. Lost at music. Lost at court. Lost at bars.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
a man with a beard and braids is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard and braids is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Private "healthcare" companies ftw! /s
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Sorry for self-quoting, but ffs. bsky.app/profile/bake...
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 9h
She's gonna get disbarred into oblivion.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
He's the new Joe Manchin.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 8h
Calling yourself a rapper and suing another rapper for defamation because you lost the battle is effing pathetic.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 9h
"I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky..."
Oh ffs, it's not in the least risky if you're cognitively sane.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 9h
Fun fact about bats btw. They make up somewhere around 20% of mammal species. ( I got this from watching a Ze Frank vid ) 😄
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 9h
She's gonna get disbarred into oblivion.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 9h
I hope not! ( I'm Danish so the more goals for denmark, the merrier) :)
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 9h
so far you're spot on in belarus vs denmark :D
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
"exaggerating", also known as outright lying. ( unless you're in the cult ).
Or, as the brocast bro's put it, "It was a joke bro! Can't take a joke bro?!".
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
"We took the freedom of speech away because..."
Fox News: "The President is protecting free speech!"
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
All the red cities are gonna FAFO once the blue cities stop paying for their welfare.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
This is like the before and after of a fucking horror movie.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
Hm, we should sue them for 20 trillion dollars.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
This reminds me a whole lot of a certain bubble waiting to deflate that happened back in the 00's.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
LOL. In my first playthrough i shot them all. In my second playthrough I did what you did. On my third playthrough, I just sat back and watched them fuck up themselves and ran down the ones that got away.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
Black fucking Flag!
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
Jesus Christ. American media has gone full fascist.
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i can be your hero , baby '' written below him .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words `` i can be your hero , baby '' written below him .
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
Notice how every time a ( white ) woman challenge him, they're "nasty" or "ugly" and every time a person of color challenge him, they're "low IQ"? ( And "ugly/nasty" if it's a woman of color )
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
a man with glasses is holding a piece of food with the words not very spicy above him
ALT: a man with glasses is holding a piece of food with the words not very spicy above him
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BakeOff @bakeoff.bsky.social · 1d
Mike knows that if he allows the Epstein Files to be released by swearing her in, his boss is going to rake him over the coals and declare him an enemy.
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